Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Ag, Jan 24, 2020.
Beaten SARS on terms of death toll. Nearly 1000 dead.
We'll be fine, we're up to an additional £700 million that's been put into the NHS already, aren't we?
Aren't China just calculating the death rate as ~3% of the total reported figure for infections? Suggesting the true death rate is actually significantly higher?
Well it works both ways, a lot of people will be infected but not really suffering severe symptoms and not seeking treatment and not dying. It takes a while for the data to settle down I suppose too
I thought it was more that way, its around 2-3% of recorded infections, those who don't present at medical centres because they don't feel ill enough or out of fear don't get recorded, so the mortality rate is actually way lower.
Coupled with the infection rate apparently flattening out, I predict this being OLD NEWS by March
So it's been rebranded Covid-19. I think this will appeal to the youth demographic.
Shame it's not been called Javid.
Are they trying to make it sexy?
they're trying to come up with a name that has instagrammability appeal
Isn't that @Zu-Klara's nick catfishing on grindr?
19 in a good light* I’ll have you know
Probably means the mid '30s wing of The Gammon Army can start drinking their shitty lager again without getting confused.
Case in London. Mel dead.
Oh teh noes, not Lundun!
Maybe Dominic Cummings will get it.
Funky and Kitty Kat to cancel all cinema outings for the foreseeable future
Poor Ellie faces quarantine
What's the SCORE BY COUNTRY? Aren't we QUITE HIGH?
Madonna to cancel Madame X show due to Coron...OH
Is it transmitted via carrots?
Only if they are the anal option
Honestly how long have you been here?!
Hang on... Madonna has Coronavirus after shoving a carrot up her arse?
As you were.
A family in the next town over from me are being "tested" after a trip abroad according to my PROBABLY SCAREMONGERING LOCAL RAG
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE
Oh fuck me!
Mel messaged me last night on insta. Confirmed alive.