Corporate Cock Tuesday

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  1. big ron

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    Morning, got my interview for the job that isn't really a job today, so I'm treating it more like a client meeting.
     
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  2. big ron

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    We've also decided 100% that we are out of this shithole next year. Cold, wet and right wing.
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Morning

    I’m slightly hungover in a Bristol hotel room and to be frank, debating whether to go home and spend the day relaxing in the flat or whether to go and get some cock somewhere.

    HAPPY TUESDAY LOVES :D
     
  4. Suedey

    Suedey Bachelor No. 2

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    Have a PAMPER day SHEE - nice healthy breakfast, get a good work-out, go for a little walk / stroll, maybe get a SPA treatment (SPUNK optional) - that sort of THING..
     
  5. Suedey

    Suedey Bachelor No. 2

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    ANYWAY - I'm at work so catch up with "y'all" later ...

    And yes I'm planning on scoring a double No. 1 this year on the POSTERS OF THE WEEK chart a la MADAME X back in '87. Or '00.
     
  6. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    And that's just the northwest.
     
  7. Indie

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    My legs are so tired after 175 miles of cycling over the last 3 days. Not sure I can move ever again.
     
  8. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
     
  9. big ron

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    I'll have you know Manchester voted remain, but yes, its cold and wet.
     
  10. big ron

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    I really really really don't want to put the heating on in FUCKING JUNE.
     
  11. big ron

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    It best sort this shit out for Glastonbury or I am going to cry.
     
  12. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    Just to let everyone know that I spoke to Jaetike (is that her username? I forget) and she's fine.
     
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  13. big ron

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    Not in a forced straight camp then?
     
  14. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    APPARENTLY NOT!
     
  15. Indie

    Indie Skeptopotamus

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    Is she on Love Island?
     
  16. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Where's she been?
     
  17. Rita

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    That’s good news. I love myself a bit of Jaetike.
     
  18. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Which hotel? And what did you decide?
     
  19. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Just the Ibis in Millennium square.

    I am currently sat at a services on the A40 near Oxford, so you decide :D Filton Church was rotten though- old men a go go...
     
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  20. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    How disappointing! If only these places let you order in advance.
     
  21. Suedey

    Suedey Bachelor No. 2

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    Oh my.. :D
     
  22. Diddy

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    Finally got off skype with my parents. The last 15 minutes was my mother asking Alexa to make different kinds of farts.
     
  23. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Well QUITE. Not that I’m one of these queens who get annoyed with old men- we’ll ALL be there soon enough- but just not my thing.

    Unlike the quite DELIGHTFUL selection of gentlefriends I’ve “assisted” on the aforementioned A40... :D
     
  24. Ag

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    Well. What a day.
     
  25. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    She's been busy with her final year of uni. And, of course, with eating out the female cast of Love Island and the girls on her conversion camp
     
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  26. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Thanks for the NOF daily thread title, you fuckshitwankcuntarses.
     
  27. Rita

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    Does it simply not allow you to post in the thread or does it flag up that you have been looking at innapropriate material at work?
     
  28. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Because the thread title comes up in the address bar, it could trigger. I mean "cock" isn't that bad and could crop up in innocent contexts but I'm not taking the risk.
     
  29. Chlammy

    Chlammy So hey, let's be friends.

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    Evening. I got offered a contract for an international school in Milan. Thrilled but trying not to be out of fear that something will go wrong.
     
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  30. big ron

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    I did consider it, but I didnt think cock would be too troublesome for you.
     
  31. big ron

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    Ha. I could have probably worded that better :D
     
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  32. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    How did the job interview go @big ron
     
  33. big ron

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    It went fine but I have no desire to commute into town or sit in an office all day. Just getting there and back and spending an hour there made me realise I like sitting in my little office looking out the window
     
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