So here's this month's top 10. You have 2 votes to use, and the top 2 go through to the end of year final: ANN WIDDECOMBE She's back and she's saying shit about the gays. That does not go down well here. ANNUNZIATA REES-MOGG Standing for a new party has been this woman's biggest sin this month. And that surname apparently. DONALD TRUMP Four months into 2019 and four times he's made the final 10. Will he make the top 2 this time? JACOB REES-MOGG Another cunt with this surname. JAIR BOLSONARO Not sure why, pictures aren't posting... anyone, another 21st century right wing cunt. Why can't the world learn from the past? NIGEL FARAGE He's back, not dead incredibly. And doing it all over again. PIERS MORGAN Pretty sure this might be a former winner of the CUNT OF THE YEAR COMP. Would need to check to be sure. But he's right up there again. STEPHEN YAXLEY-LENNON Mr Tommy Robinson has had a good month, bringing the share prices for dairy products up by 150% in April alone. SULTAN OF BRUNEI Exposing the brutality of Eastern homophobia in one man. WILLIAM REES-MOGG A new record - the first time that three members of the same family have made the shortlist in one month. Plus he's dead. Impressive stuff from Mr Rees-Mogg.
It was close but in the month where he announced the execution of gay people by stoning, The Sultan of Brunei is only the 3rd cuntiest person on the Moopy planet. Instead we put through home-heroes Nigel Farage and Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. They will join: R Kelly Tim Martin Shamima Begum Christopher Chope Boris Johnson and Theresa May in the grand final at the end of the year. Donald Trump comes in 4th place, once again squeaking through another round.