So you've managed to knock the list down from 27 to 10 absolute cunts, with Dan Wooton, Kanye West and Prince Philip just missing out on the shortlist. Here are the top 10 in alphabetical order: ARLENE FOSTER She's always been a cunt but has been on our radars even more recently with all this Brexit nonsense. DONALD TRUMP 2018 Winner Trump makes the shortlist again. Will he go straight to the 2019 final too? ELDERLY BREXIT VOTERS Old people have never seemed so single-minded in their pursuit of destroying this country for their offspring as they do now - and Moopy have rewarded them with a top 10 placing this month. MAGA Hat Boy Apparently he's called Nicholas Sandmann and like so many of the people in this top 10 he really does struggle with the concept of irony, when standing off against a NATIVE AMERICAN in a MAGA hat... PIERS MORGAN I'm tempted to trawl through the archives and check but pretty sure Mr Morgan was picking up these nominations 5 or 6 years back when I last ran it. Once a cunt, always a cunt. R KELLY I mean, it's been known for a while that this man is a cunt, but everything has really come to a head in recent months... what's possibly even more cunty is all the friends of his who have defended him. Patriarchal power is rife in the black community as well as the white it seems. THE REPUBLICAN PARTY WHY is this their logo? They don't even have elephants in America. Is it because they're all FAT, OLD AND GREY? SIR JAMES DYSON Cunty Brexit bollocks again. And a very odd shirt. LADY THERESA MAY Will she go down as the worst prime minister in history? Only time will tell, but it ain't looking good lambchops. TIM MARTIN Something to do with Wetherspoons and probably Brexit. YOU CAN ONLY PLACE ONE VOTE SO USE IT WISELY. THE TOP 2 WILL QUALIFY FOR THE END OF YEAR FINAL. THE 12 NOMINEES THAT RECEIVE THE MOST NOMINATIONS/VOTES THROUGHOUT THE YEAR THAT DON'T MAKE THE FINAL DIRECT WILL GO INTO AN ANDRA CHANSEN ROUND IN DECEMBER, SO EVERY VOTE MIGHT COUNT. YOU HAVE 3 DAYS.