CUNT OF THE MONTH - MAY 2019 - SHORTLIST

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FINALISTS SHOULD BE...

Poll closed Jun 7, 2019.
  1. Alabama

    20.0%
  2. Andrea Leadsom

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  3. Ann Widdecombe

    70.0%
  4. Carl Benjamin

    20.0%
  5. Donald Trump

    70.0%
  6. Jeremy Kyle

    10.0%
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  1. cwej

    cwej User

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    A quieter month with only 12 on the longlist, so a list of just 6 on the shortlist... and we need two to the final. Your choices are:

    Alabama

    Apparently a state that is going contrary to the rest of the world in time-travelling...


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    Andrea Leadsom

    Her 2nd time nominated in 2019 and 2nd time making the shortlist. Can she go one better as she throws herself into the potential future PM ring?

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    Ann Widdecombe

    Apparently from Alabama.

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    Carl Benjamin

    Apparently hates at least 50% of the population for having a vagina plus another 12% for not being white. So he's running out of people to like frankly.

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    Donald Trump

    He's here. Nuff said. This is Trump's 5th consecutive time in the shortlist. Will he finally make it through to the final?

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    Jeremy Kyle

    Incredibly, Kyle's first appearance as a nomination. I guess he was just an ignoramus until this month when he came back into our lives. And swiftly departed again.

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    Take your pick. You may pick up to two for the final
     
  2. David_5000

    David_5000 I'll dance alone

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    Tough to choose despite the shorter list.
     
  3. cwej

    cwej User

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    While it seems we have a clear top 2, keep voting as your votes might get someone (or some place) into end of year Andra Chansen round!
     
  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    OFFICIAL: Andrea Leadsom 0% cunt.
     
  5. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Andrea Leadsom QOL shocker
     
  6. cwej

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    There's still a day to destroy the cunt.
     
  7. cwej

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    So....

    DONALD TRUMP and ANN WIDDECOMBE make it through to the final:

    JANUARY WINNER - TIM MARTIN
    JANUARY RUNNER-UP - R KELLY
    FEBRUARY WINNER - SHEMIMA BEGUM
    FEBRUARY RUNNER-UP - CHRISTOPHER CHOPE
    MARCH WINNER - THERESA MAY
    MARCH RUNNER-UP - BORIS JOHNSON
    APRIL WINNER - STEPHEN YAXLEY-LENNON
    APRIL RUNNER-UP - NIGEL FARAGE
    MAY WINNER - DONALD TRUMP
    MAY RUNNER-UP - ANN WIDDECOMBE
     
  8. BoysForSeles

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    I must remember to nominate Pledgemusic and Esther McVey next month.
     
  9. Suedey

    Suedey HELL-ON.

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    I mean SURELY the June HOTLIST will be a Tory candidate ELEGANZA EXTRVAGANZA? Can we just nominate the ten of them ?
     
  10. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    No. I already have two highly deserving not-Tories that are going to get a good hard nominating.
     
  11. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I still think we ought to have a separate TORY LEADERSHIP CUNT OFF SPECTACULAR
     
  12. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    We should vote two off and then do an 8 candidate knock out.
     
  13. Ag

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    Do we have a June one? @cwej
     

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