CUNT OF THE YEAR - 2019 - THE RESULTS

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  1. cwej

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    THANK YOU to everyone who voted... and we have a winner. I'll be counting down the 24 biggest cunts of the year later today... but here's a final who's who wanted board of their faces to get you drooling with sexual anticipation.

    (Or there will be when I can work out how to add a picture from a file, which I thought we used to be able to do...?!)


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  2. cwej

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    Well that seemed to work... I'll be doing the countdown later.
     
  3. Cloud

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    Surprised not to see Glinner make the list (I guess this forum doesn't follow his Twitter frothing as heavily as some other forums I lurk) but that's a pretty hefty shower of cunts
     
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    Most people with 2 working braincells blocked Glinner a couple of years ago.
     
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    Oooh yay.
     
  6. cwej

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    So here goes...

    THE 24TH BIGGEST CUNT OF 2019 WAS...


    JAY ASTON - Scoring 0pts

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    The only person in the final to get no points, it really is quite a wonder she made the list at all I think, but make it she did and she attains a nul pois final score, noone thinking she is odious enough to make their top 10.
     
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    At NO.23 scoring only 1pt is...

    SHAMIMA BEGUM

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    The poster girl for ISIS was at the top of lots of people's minds at the beginning of the year, but has drifted from the radar since.
     
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    Our No.22 is

    ANN WIDDECOMBE scoring 6pts

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    I really did think we might have seen the last of her (wishful thinking I guess), but back here she is in a Cunt of the Year final.
     
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    And rounding out the cunts that didn't make the top 20 is...

    No.21

    THERESA MAY with 7pts (a 4 and a 3)

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    It seems almost unthinkable that this woman did not make the top 20, and I'm sure if we'd run the poll 6 months ago she'd be much higher, but it does go to show how much can change in 6 months of politics...!





    So the 4 lowest voted finalists were all women leaving only 6 more women in the top 20... will the trend continue?
     
  10. cwej

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    So before we go into the top 20 let's look at who is left...

     
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    20th is our first man...

    TIM MARTIN scoring 7pts (but with a 7pt score from 1 poster, placing him above Theresa May)

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    Just an awful human. But not the most awful apparently.
     
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    19th biggest cunt of 2019 is...

    MARK FRANCOIS with 8pts

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    You may have noticed a theme... BREXITEERS. Maybe 2020 will see a slightly more diverse set of cunts?
     
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    No.18... despite being nothing but a Labour backbencher is..

    KATE HOEY with 9pts

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    This will be Kate's last hurrah as she stepped down at the election, but a deserving top 20 cunt of 2019.
     
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    No.17 sharing 9pts with Kate, but splitting by receiving a 6 from one poster...

    ARLENE FOSTER

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    People fought to get her into this list all year long - and eventually she came up trumps and makes it to No.17 overall.
     
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    No.16 proves that having sex with underage girls for decades isn't even enough to give you a top 15 place in the list for

    R KELLY scoring 11pts

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    A bad bad man, and yet there are 15 still to come... 11 men and 4 women... who is your biggest cunt of 2019?
     
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    Wait, why is Doctor Who (First) as played by David Bradley in the list :D
     
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    So here is where we're at with 15 to go...

     
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    Will be back in a bit to continue...
     
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    Some proper cunts. Expecting BoJo to potentially take this though
     
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    Waxy Lemon and Rees-smug high contenders in my mind but was too lazy to play.
     
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    Top 15 starts with

    SIR CHRISTOPHER CHOPE with 12pts

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    Almost half of the voters gave him a point or two, but never quite enough to get him higher in the list.
     
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    No.14 is

    Aaron Banks with 14pts

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    Aaron Banks is the highest of the interchangeable Brexit voices for me. I count Dominic Cummings as another level entirely.
     
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    Cloud might be surprised by our Number 13...


    It's Stephen Yaxley-Lennon with 23pts (a big jump up from the last person)

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    I mean people actually get this man tattooed on their arm. WTAF.
     
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    Ya know what. I actually don't think our No.12 is nearly as big a cunt as the rest of this list in lots of ways, but he's so hateable that he still makes it this high.

    No.12 with 28pts is Piers Morgan

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    But then he thinks it's ok to self-identify as penguin as joke. So maybe not.
     
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    And at No.11 it's:

    Dominic Cummings with 29pts.

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    Midly surprised this man didn't make the top 10... but alas: he did not.
     
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    So before our top 10 let's look at who is left:



    We still have:

    Anne Sacoolas
    Boris Johnson
    Donald Trump
    Jacob Rees- Mogg
    Katie Hopkins
    Nigel Farage
    Prince Andrew
    Priti Patel
    Sharron Davies
    Sultan of Brunei

    An educated guess tells me that Johnson, Trump, Hopkins and Farage have all probably made this top 10 before, but that the other 6 are likely new to the list. Who will end up at as No.1?
     
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    So at No.10 it's:

    Sharron Davies with 29pts but more high scores than Cummings

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    It feels like trans rights are going to come up more and more on here and Davies is one of the loudest advocates for fucking over trans people, so it will be interesting to see if she maintains her place in this list in 2020..
     
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    No.9 is:

    Anne Sacoolas with 31pts

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    Arguable the only non-celebrity on the list except for Shamima Begum, and by far the highest ranked... her hit-and-run story seems to have struck a chord with Moopy.
     
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    No.8 with 36pts is:

    The Sultan of Brunei

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    If nothing else, he should have this place for those ears.
     
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    And number 7 after a disaster with the press this year is:

    Prince Andrew with 46pts

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    Certainly the highest I remember a royal ever coming in this list.
     
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    At Number 6 it is our second highest placed woman... who has won the battle of the female cunts this year?



    No.6 is Priti Patel with 47pts

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    Probably the most powerful woman in Britain now, she goes right near the top of the cunts at No.6, but couldn't quite make it to Number 1 woman. That is still to come...
     
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    So the results as they stand are:



    Just 5 to go...

    And it was a tiebreak for 4th and 5th places...
     
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    At No.5 with 59pts it's

    Katie Hopkins

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    This woman would probably love to win this, so I'm glad that she didn't frankly.
     
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    Leaving us with 4 wealthy, middle-class, cuntish men.

    Tying on points with Katie, but with more high scores:

    No.4 is Jacob Rees-Mogg

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    Such was the political story this year, that it felt at times like this man's career was close to being over, but he ends the year on an absolute high. Which makes him more of a cunt.
     
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    No.3 is 'man of the people'

    Nigel Farage with 75pts

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    You got what you wanted Nige, now will you kindly FUCK OFF.
     
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    A truly cunty top three. Hopefully not trump to win though.
     
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    And so it had to didn't it. It comes to a final 2 of Donald Trump and Boris Johnson. Only 3 voters gave anyone other than these two men the coveted 12pts, they were so far ahead of the rest.

    2nd place had 91pts and 1st place had an astonishing 117pts

    This year's cunt of the year is...








    BORIS JOHNSON


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    with Donald Trump coming in a distant second place...
     
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    So here are the final positions for everyone:



    1 Boris Johnson 117
    2 Donald Trump 91
    3 Nigel Farage 75
    4 Jacob Rees-Mogg 59
    5 Katie Hopkins 59
    6 Priti Patel 47
    7 Prince Andrew 46
    8 The Sultan of Brunei 36
    9 Anne Sacoolas 31
    10 Sharron Davies 29
    11 Dominic Cummings 29
    12 Piers Morgan 28
    13 Stephen Yaxley-Lennon 23
    14 Aaron Banks 14
    15 Christopher Chope 12
    16 R Kelly 11
    17 Arlene Foster 9
    18 Kate Hoey 9
    19 Mark Francois 8
    20 Tim Martin 7
    21 Theresa May 7
    22 Ann Widdecombe 6
    23 Shamima Begum 1
    24 Jay Aston 0
     
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    A deserved cunt
     
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    Somehow, it feels like it's been a quiet year for Trump, so I'm glad he didn't win. I fear that both Trump and Johnson will reach new heights of cuntiness in 2020.
     

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