cutie of the evening

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  1. Ag

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    I went to this local gay party that is held once in 3 months.

    Of course I hoped that they would play American life. They did play a Die Another Day remix which got a huge reception of the crowd. So as I was sipping from my Smirnoff Ice & Wodka Red Bulls mixed with a few beers I became the cutey of the evening.

    I was in sarcastich bitch mode.

    Suddenely American life came on. I knew it was time...I took the straw from my drink (drinking with a straw makes you look so much younger:P)

    And I made a headset out of it...I climbed onto the podium..where this 18 year old fat cunt was acting like the song sucked. As I stepped up he stepped aside...and I made the motion with my head that he needed to back off. So he did of course. I love being intimidating. So my 2 back up dancers or whatever..Joost and Mark also climbed on stage and danced with me as I sang American Life.

    I nailed the rap part and well..juding by the amount of numbers I got I must have promoted M. really well..

    Annieways I had a blast. I was home at 7 o clock.

    The fat guy from the stage came on to me..I was waiting near the toilets and he said to me...

    He: You are child pornography (I get that all the time cause I look quite young)
    Me: I´m glad you´re getting aroused
    He: Your dancing was funny but that Madonna song sucks
    Me: You know what sucks? An overweight, solariumaddict with a gut belly that it trying to squeeze himself in a way to tight shirt
    He:*with an attitude* Don´t you know who I am?
    Me: No. Do I wanna know? NO. You´re FAT FAT FAT! Please leave this party after me otherwise you´ll block the door when trying to exit

    LOL. Ok I was a bitch last night..normally I am quite sweet but he was dissing Mo.
     
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  2. Suomi

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    yah! :D
     
  3. Ag

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    VICTORIA BECKHAM - RACIST?

    Hey you guys, I'm a huge Victoria Beckham fan but something just struck me, and this feeling has been building up lately, and now its got to the point where I need to express myself. Please don't laugh or shun me, but do you think that its possible that modern icon and former Posh Spice Victoria Beckham is racist?

    Lets look at the evidence:

    Supposed argument with Mel B - she falls out with the only coloured member of the group. Coincidence or was this falling out racially motivated on Victoria's part?

    Victoria is happliy married to famous football superstar David Beckham and has a young son Brooklyn. Both are white. Its possible that this is because she just happeend to fall deeply in love with a white person and have his child, but it seems more likely that she deliberately shunned the black community when choosing a life partner, almost choosing a white person to spite them. When courting, she even dared to bleach his hair blonde, further displaying her feelings of turning him into a speciman of perfect aryan manhood.

    None of her immediate family are black.

    On her album cover, she is seen to be holding down a black panther, This is a display of her ideological belief that those black are second-rate (the animal is further down in the picture than Vic, thus reflecting their status), and Victoria seems to be holding it down, reflecting her belief that the black community needs to be held down, and therefore persecuted.

    Victoria shares the same name as a 19th century queen of the British Empire. During this time, the British were famous for being primarily white, By sharing this name, Victoria brings with her all the connotations of the racism that simmered beneath the surface of 19th century society.

    Victoria famously called Naomi Campbell a "cow". Naomi is of course black. A racial slur?

    Victoria wears white to portray the good girl in her latest videos. She wears black to portray the bad girl look. Is this further evidence of her belief that all black people are bad?

    The evidence is mounting... I would be very interested in hearing what you guys think...
     
  4. Crash

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    Who the FUCKS THIS? :D
     
  5. loomer

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    I'll bet it does

    That fat guy sounds cool, anyone who disses AL is alright in my book
     
  6. Ag

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    What I really want to find is my SPICE GIRLS speech...
     
  7. cwej

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    No-one has ever come up to me and said I am child pornography. :(
     
  8. Ag

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    Oh I get it ALL THE TIME!
     
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  9. loomer

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    Ooh, using un-PC archaic terms is not the best way to back up your socially concious argument
     
  10. Crash

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    It USED to be PC to say coloured a few years ago
     
  11. loomer

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    Nah, I don't think so.. it's more of a 50s term..

    Black is best. I HATE the term African-American that the Yanks use though, that's going way too PC - to the point of innacuracy.. they're bloody obsessed with race there and their racial origins. You're all just fucking SEPTICS to me
     
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    Oh YES BABY.

    Didn't he write a SIMILAR story about a guy he met during his DONKEY cameo? :D
     
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  13. lolly

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    I remember my parents using the term coloured in the 70s and 80s. They wouldn't have been overly concerned with the correct PC term, but wouldn't have wanted to offend either.
     
  14. Crash

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    Ah one of my mates doing theology had told me it was

    OH WELL
     
  15. Ellie

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    Yeah, they do that and it creates the impression that ALL black people are from Africa, or even all African people are black. Isn't that a bit ignorant in itself?
     
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    no you're right - it was PC to say coloured in my parents' time so more of a 70s/early 80s thing.
     
  17. Ag

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    Read out Cutie of the evening in a mock dutch eurotrash accent and it becomes TEN TIMES FUNNIER
     
  18. Ellie

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    I remembered a lot of people saying "coloured" when I was very young, but it became totally politically incorrect in the 90s.

    BTW, didn't we once have a mission to get some more black people on Moopy? It's about 95% White, 5% Asian or something for regular posters!
     
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    PC started in the 80s, but was more of a 90s thing. Actually in the 50s, I doubt they'd use such niceties as even coloured. They still had black/white segregation there in southern parts of the US.

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/uUQaY-kwsnA"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/uUQaY-kwsnA" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
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    You are child pornography
     
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    Oh LOL, is that real? :D
     
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    Always reminds me of that Gareth quote from The Office.

    "My dad, for example, he's not as cosmopolitan or as educated as me and it can be embarrassing, you know. He doesn't understand all the new trendy words - like he'll say 'poofs' instead of 'gays', 'birds' instead of 'women', 'darkies' instead of 'coloureds'."
     
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    Oh YES.. Victor Lewis Smith has used that clip a few times, I think.. here's a similar film..

    <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yBOcLnyMX-M"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yBOcLnyMX-M" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
     
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    I want royboys 'Basically I'm gay but I fancy women when they're naked' PM
     
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    Its unrelated, but i got told i wasn't a 'real' gay the other day because i was talking about football :manson:
     
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    Pfft, what a RUBBISH poof you are

    How dare you steer from the stereotype :)
     
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    "coffee coloured little imp"
     
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    He: You are child pornography (I get that all the time cause I look quite young)
    Me: I´m glad you´re getting aroused

    These are possibly the WORST TWO SENTENCES ever uttered :grr:
     
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    And did he just leave then?
     
  31. Ag

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    I nailed the rap part
     
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    ANNIEWAYS
     
  34. Ag

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    Wodka
     
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    You know what sucks? An overweight, solariumaddict with a gut belly
     
  37. Sild

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    sarcastich bitch mode
     
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    this 18 year old fat cunt was acting like the song sucked
     
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    cutey of the evening
     
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    You're FAT FAT FAT
     
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