Dancing on Ice 2019

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  1. Rhythmbarbican

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    Some interesting choices in the line-up for next year.

    Brian McFadden - Westlife singer
    Didi Conn - Frenchie!
    Gemma Collins - TOWIE twat
    James Jordan - Strictly dancer
    Jane Danson - Leanne Battersby
    Mark Little - Neighbours star
    Melody Thornton - The Pussycat Doll nobody remembers
    Richard Blackwood - Actor/Rapper/Comedian
    Ryan Sidebottom - Cricketer
    Saara Aalto - Queen of Pop
    Saira Khan - Loose Woman
    Wes Nelson - Love Island
     
  2. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    Remember shortly after the triumph of Mama Who Da Man when Richard Blackwood announced he was off to conquer Hollywood? Turned out well for him.
     
  3. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    1,2,3,4 - Get With The Wicked!
     
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  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    It'll be utter shit of course, but it probably is a better line up than Strictly.
     
  5. FetchFugly

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    That is definitely a stronger line up than this year's effort.

    Karen Barber is also coming back as head coach, presumably just to fall out with Jason Gardiner.
     
  6. Rita

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    Who was head judge last year again?
     
  7. Rita

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    I have just remembered it was Torvill & Dean. I take it they are going back to their previous role.
     
  8. Zu-Klara

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    I do so hope that the lovely Gemma has TOWIE TWAT (:D) inscribed on her gravestone and that it’s used for all the eventual obituaries :disco:
     
  9. Zu-Klara

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    God I can’t fucking STAND Saira Khan. I recall screaming constant abuse at the TV when she was on CBB. Hopefully there’ll be lots of nasty falls :disco:
     
  10. SDF

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    Oh not Saara :(
     
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  11. Halli

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    That is a more high profile line up than Strictly. I think after last years damp squib of a comeback, ITV are trying to save it
     
  12. Raining On Me

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    By their own standards, even before it was axed, that's not a terrible line up. It's always going to be harder getting well known faces for this due to the time commitment, the risk of injury and the fact it's fucking terrifying.

    Is Saara any good do we know? Hopefully she's a ringer, all primed for another 2nd place :disco:
     
  13. FetchFugly

    FetchFugly closing in again

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    I see that Daniel Whiston has been put out to pasture. The family life of a celebrity female of a certain age will go uninvaded this year.
     
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  14. lolly

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    He's Associate Creative Director now. I suppose after Cheryl Baker there was nowhere for him to go, unless the producers managed to book Kim Kardashian or The Queen for him.
     
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  15. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    Tuned in for Gemma Collins

    I’ve missed pretty much everyone else, although digital spy says James had a score over 30 which is surely unheard of in this show on week one
     
  16. Zu-Klara

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    Oh I’d forgotten that the TOWIE TWAT was on :disco:
     
  17. Alla

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    Me too :disco:
     
  18. Alla

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    OMG the dress :D
     
  19. Zu-Klara

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    I can’t see her being very graceful SUR LA GLACE but she’ll be able to net herself a tidy sum by charging eager beaver fans £50 for a photo outside the stage door :disco:
     
  20. Alla

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    What a mess! :D Tell me Gemma I-wan-my-shoes-back Collins isn't going to be the first boot.
     
  21. Ellie

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    Jason: “Like a French and Saunders parody” :D
     
  22. Zu-Klara

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    Unfortunately I missed it but Jason is being very cruel. So jealous :(
     
  23. Rita

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    I LOVE GEMMA COLLINS.
     
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    Thank God I missed that Finish bitch. Or is it Icelandic? Whatever, who cares.
     
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    I saw Jason perform in Ruthless! the musical earlier this year and he was really rather good.
     
  26. Rita

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    Mark Little to go first please.
     
  27. Alla

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    Good God, Gemma is the size of the rest combined.
     
  28. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    I thought Gemma was not bad

    I hope she’s not in the bottom :D
     
  29. Zu-Klara

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    She’s BIG BONED!
     
  30. FetchFugly

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    It surely isn't very fair that the bottom celeb from this week has the advantage of being able to practice their skate off performance and not much else all week.

    I thought Saara was better than Leanne Battersby. I suspect the voting public will see things differently. James Jordan was too good but he ain't winning this.
     
  31. FetchFugly

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    Oh so Daniel Whiston is going to choreograph himself as the STAR TURN in all the pro routines then.
     
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  32. Alla

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    Gemma saved! :disco: The lebanese bitch too :(
     
  33. SDF

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    Was Gemma disappointed? :D
     
  34. Zu-Klara

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    God she looked THRILLED :D
     
  35. Alla

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    She was shocked she wasn't in the bottom :D
     
  36. Rita

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    I don’t think she had a clue what was going on. :D
     
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    Melody: "I'm primarily a vocalist"

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  38. Zu-Klara

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    I suppose that all Gemma’s obvious hard work in the training suite must be keeping her away from her boutique so it’s a double-edged sword to be kept in :(
     
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  39. Slave

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    Brian McFadden as INSUFFERABLE as ever.
     
  40. Rita

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    I think she has SOLD UP. She is concentrating on her Evans range. :disco:
     

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