Dancing on Ice 2019

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  1. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    She might be able to add an extra fiver to the price of those selfies now she’s back on our screens for the next few weeks :disco:
     
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  2. Zu-Klara

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    Oh she NEVER HAS! :shock:

    Actually I was only calling it a BOUTIQUE because I contrive any excuse to use it for my own amusement, much like TOUT NU, but I now discover that it is / was actually called the Gemma Collins Boutique :D:disco:

    NO TAT!
     
  3. Slave

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    I suppose the flipside of that is he'll have been completely FORGOTTEN. The skater next week performs twice on the night so are likely to get a bit more momentum in the vote.
     
  4. Treacle

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    I only tuned in for the GC. I was surprised at how drawn out and boring it was. Getting the low down from all 4 judges every time is so dry, especially when two of them especially are totally personality-free. James Jordan was great.
     
  5. Rita

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    Brian McFadden dancing to Mandy. :zombie:
     
  6. Rita

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    Do you ever sing Mandy to your Mandy @Rachey ?
     
  7. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    :D yes I do to annoy her!

    I can't stand Bryan.
     
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  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Is he Brian or Bryan these days?

    Although I'll pronounce it CUNT no matter how he spells it.
     
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  9. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    I think he's gone back to Brian? He's a knob. I'm pleased Westlife didn't want him back.
     
  10. Rita

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    Did he change the spelling of his name? :D
     
  11. Rita

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    Wow Melody. :disco:
     
  12. Rita

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    Surely jinxed by the fact she is a Pussycat Doll though.
     
  13. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    What? Those marks were far too low. I could barely tell who was the professional there.
     
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  14. Rita

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    I know, right? I thought she was heading the same way as James Jordan with marks there.
     
  15. Rita

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    I wish GC would dance every week.
     
  16. Rita

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    Nice bangs Gem.
     
  17. Rita

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    Wes looks stunning on ice.
     
  18. Rita

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    Dear LORD. Joe Mangel has let himself go.
     
  19. Halli

    Halli Queen Nat - The Voice

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    Wes was always going to be good. I remember his moves in the Villa

    Looking forward to next week, need more of THE GC :disco:
     
  20. FetchFugly

    FetchFugly closing in again

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    I did appreciate what I saw of Longchambon as a bell boy. These two hour shows with only the six celebs skating must have been painful for anyone watching in real time.

    Wes seems a likely winner based on James Jordan being James Jordan and Melody being a PCD.
     
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    Again, such a needlessly long show.

    I hate the judging panel.

    My heart was in my mouth watching Ryan’s routines (not in a good way) and I liked Wes but everything else was pretty dull. I can’t believe how well Saira was scored. When she wasn’t in the air, she was a nanosecond away from death at all times.
     
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  22. SDF

    SDF The Wait is Over

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    The judging panel on this show have always been pretty terrible

    Its quite an achievement then that Chris and Jane really are among the worst they’ve ever had
     
  23. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    First episode got 7.4m viewers including timeshift. I imagine ITV must be pretty delighted with that.

    #9 programme of the week - and #5 if you exclude the multiple episodes of Corrie and Luther above it.
     
  24. Rita

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    Gemma Collins apparently turned up 15 minutes late to the dress rehearsal in front of the studio audience of the group dance as she was having a nap. She also left the studio 15 minutes before the end of Sunday nights show as she was bored.

    :D
     
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    I’m surprised she lasted that long. I mentally checked out 4 performances in.
     
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  26. Rita

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    Oh I know. It’s absolutely TERRIBLE, but I need my fix.
     
  27. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    If I was going to watch it, I think I'd record it and then fast forward through the adverts and guff. Surely only about 15 minutes of the show total this last week has been actual performances?
     
  28. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Mind you, I guess it's pretty much the same with Strictly, just that the ad breaks make it even worse on ITV. Everything feels colder and more calculated.
     
  29. Rita

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    I agree that the judging panel is absolutely HELLISH on this. Torvill & Dean are really dull, and Jason is becoming very contrived. Still a step up from Robin Cousins, mind you.
     
  30. FetchFugly

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    Yes I quite happily sit through the VTs and mindless chatter on Strictly. I do not do the same for DOI. I started watching it well over an hour in this week and had caught up by the end.
     
  31. Rita

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    Sorry I can’t bring myself to slag off the beautiful Ashley Banjo.
     
  32. Slave

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    I think it’ll be better this week.

    They set the bar really high with James Jordan last week and there was nothing this week that came close.

    Also, I HATE it when they split the skaters over two weeks, because this literally was a show full of people there to make up the numbers. There was nothing to get remotely excited about.

    There are only 12 contestants. It’s so completely unnecessary given the 2 hour running time.
     
  33. Rita

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    Saara was FANTASTIC tonight. Singing and skating. :disco:
     
  34. Rita

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    Brian really is the typical Irish lad isn’t he? 10 a penny back home.
     
  35. Rita

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    Gemma Collins as Marilyn Monroe. :disco:/:D
     
  36. Rita

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    I think she is HILARIOUS. Unintentionally or not. :D
     
  37. Rita

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    Accusing Jason Gardner of selling stories on her. :D

    SHE MUST WIN.
     
  38. Rita

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    BORING....BORING...NEEEXT!!
     
  39. Rita

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    So he DID sell a story on her?
     
  40. Rita

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    Gemma is not on screen with the rest of the contestants at the end AGAIN. Clearly having some sort of meltdown off screen.
     

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