Day 14 - 19th August 2016 - *insert pun about hockey here*

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  1. Madison

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    Joe Joyce surely must be through to the Gold medal match.
     
  2. Indie

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    Must be. Good fight.
     
  3. Indie

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    Nice bit of acrobatics after too.
     
  4. Madison

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    I forgot how annoying Anthony Joshua is.
     
  5. dmlaw

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    The modern pentathlon horse riding is very entertaining. Some of the horses are very much of the non-jumping kind.
     
  6. Sharla

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    He should be seen (preferably shirtless or naked) and not heard
     
  7. Madison

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    If you had to nominate a 2012 GB Gold medalist to lose his or her medal - who would it be? (The gold medal would go to an Azeri instead in this hypothetical situation)
     
  8. Madison

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    Ouch!
     
  9. Sharla

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    Hoppy Hoppy Kick Kick isn't as entertaining when it's done by men
     
  10. Madison

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    When does noted homosexualist pin up Tom Daley dive?
     
  11. Rhythmbarbican

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    Right now!
     
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    Also Lutalo Muhammad in the semi final 80kg taekwondo. Aaron Cook representing Moldova isn't. SHAME.
     
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  13. Madison

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    Poor Cook. He deserved better.
     
  14. Sharla

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    I hope everyone's cheering on France against China in the lesbian boxing
     
  15. Madison

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    BOOO It's noted heterosexual David 'I hate cripples' Boudia
     
  16. Madison

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    BOO It's noted Chinaman Qiu Bo
     
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  17. Sharla

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    France won gold! Chinawoman VERY upset with her silver.
     
  18. Madison

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    Wonderful! Down with China
     
  19. Sharla

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    How wonderful that the captain of GB's lesbian hockey team is married to a fellow player, who starts on the bench tonight.

    Best sporting lesbians since Martina Navratilova and Pam Shriver.
     
  20. Mel

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    Just learning that now. 18 mins to go.
     
  21. Mel

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    Who's the GB Lochte?
     
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    Oh well done the 57 year getting a gold for some horseriding.
     
  23. Sharla

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    The Dutch lesbians are giving a very half hearted performance of their national anthem. I expect more passion from the British lesbians.
     
  24. Ellie

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    The Hockey team could at least sing in time.
     
  25. Madison

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    Tom Daley is looking good after two dives. He should be safely through.
     
  26. Sharla

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    Are they allowed to decorate their own hockey sticks? I'd have stickers of Kylie on mine.
     
  27. dmlaw

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    Well I would hope a Belgian umpire would favour us over the Dutch. Of course, the South African could go the other way.
     
  28. Mel

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    We're some of them laughing through it?
     
  29. Indie

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    goal!
     
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    GB lead!
     
  31. Sharla

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    Hoppy Hoppy Kick Kick semi final about to start on BBC4
     
  32. Indie

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    1-0 :)
     
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    It cs seem like a sport more suited to hormonal women. I think I'd be quite good at it if you piss me off enough.
     
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  35. Sharla

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    Hurrah for Lolita Mohammed even I have no idea how he scored those late points.

    And boo to the Dutch lesbians for their equaliser (scored by someone called Kitty van Male which sounds more like a drag queen than a Dutch lesbian hockey player but that's equality for you)
     
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  36. Indie

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    I note that former GB taekwondo shit-stirrer and now Moldovan Aaron Cook lost spectacularly. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
     
  37. Madison

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    Tom Daley is in the lead in the third round of qualifying. He's in great form.
     
  38. dmlaw

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    Yes, indeed. No one likes a traitor.
     
  39. cwej

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    I couldn't be happier than I am about Aaron Cook's DESTRUCTION. :D What an absolute nobend - who gets PAID OFF to join a random country like MOLDOVA because of a four year SULK?
     
  40. cwej

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    I love showjumping. It's so much more interesting than bloody dressage... which is just bonkers.
     
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