Dollar - The Platinum Collection

Discussion in 'Music for Gayers' started by lolly, Apr 10, 2006.

  1. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    141,670
    I imagine they figure most who are willing to spend fifty quid in the first place will probably shell out the extra tenner if they are that bothered.
     
  2. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    37,777
    Location:
    Pretend World
    Cherry Red can be bastards like that. But then business is business and they do very well in the climate.
     
  3. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    Oh obviously, it's no MISTAKE, but as has been said, it's SHODDY and FRANKLY it leaves a sour taste in the gullet.

    Then again, I'm giving David van Day money, so I don't know why I'm talking about ETHICS...
     
  4. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    37,777
    Location:
    Pretend World
    I remember reading that Paul Morley wanted Theresa Bazar to be the vocalist in the Art Of Noise but her manager found his ideas all a bit weird and creepy. Figures.
     
    Yvonne Mondle likes this.
  5. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    37,777
    Location:
    Pretend World
    Could be worse, love - could be Jay Aston.
     
    Sheena likes this.
  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    And the fact that she CAN'T REALLY SING can't have helped
     
    octophone likes this.
  7. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    37,777
    Location:
    Pretend World
    Paul Morley gets royalties for "Moments In Love" because he came up with the title and then "suggested" Anne Dudley sing it a few times on the track. Which means he wrote "the lyrics". Cunning bastard.
     
  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    141,670
    I still can't quite get my ahead around a world where David Van Day is preferable to Jay Aston.
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    NOTHING for me will beat Bananarama's version of More, More, More which added the most banal second verse lyrics imaginable:

    And if you want to know
    What it means to me
    Just hear the rhythm grooving
    Get your body moving
    Baby you know my love for you is true
    Any time you want to
    Do what you gotta do


    And swung a writing credit for ALL FIVE of DALLIN/WOODWARD/STOCK/AITKEN/WATERMAN :D :disco:
     
    octophone likes this.
  10. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    141,670
    Or ANYONE really

    Perhaps this really is End Of Days stuff
     
  11. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    She's RUINED IT FOR US ALL
     
  12. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    141,670
    I'd forgotten Van Day is a Tory councillor. He's cheering on Brexit and Boris on Twitter.

    I mean it's not Brexit party, but at least I'm reassured he is an absolute cunt regardless of Aston's antics.
     
  13. Ag

    Ag User

    Joined:
    Aug 3, 2009
    Messages:
    164,934
    There's a special place in hell for the pair of them.
     
  14. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    37,777
    Location:
    Pretend World
    As much as he's an absolute cock (AND balls), I do think burger van jokes are a bit cunty. He couldn't exactly fall back on his natural talent and he got off his arse and did something to pay the bills, eh?
     
  15. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    Yeah but he's a total cunt who bullied Sonia, so y'know...FAIR GAME
     
  16. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    141,670
    I liked how he INFILTRATED Bucks Fizz and then tried to STEAL the name from under them :D
     
    Yvonne Mondle and octophone like this.
  17. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    LEST WE FORGET

     
    SDF likes this.
  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    "I had no idea it know it would be anything like this. I thought I was coming over from Sydney, leaving my family, to just try and do some singing, that's all"

    *CRUMPLES*

    :D
     
  19. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2012
    Messages:
    20,903
    Location:
    Glasgow
    David Van Day is a complete cunt but Sonia doesn’t come across well either. It’s poor Thereza I feel sorry for.
     
  20. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    Oh SHIT OFF ! :D
     
  21. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    116,728
    THEREZA behind those RIDICULOUS sunglasses milking it for ALL IT'S WORTH
     
  22. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    37,777
    Location:
    Pretend World
    Oh, I'd never seen that before. What a dick.
     
  23. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2012
    Messages:
    20,903
    Location:
    Glasgow
    EXACTLY! I was being sarcastic. If anything she's WORSE because she's pretending to be the nice one.
     
  24. Yvonne Mondle

    Yvonne Mondle BON APPÉTIT BÉBÉ

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2019
    Messages:
    1,091
    Oh I DON’T. He’s a horrible person and I’m sure it was his fault that Thereza ended up in a wheelchair with USELESS LEGS

    Didn’t he also have his DINKY DONUTS stall in Brighton for a while? :side-eye:
     
    Last edited: Oct 10, 2019
  25. Yvonne Mondle

    Yvonne Mondle BON APPÉTIT BÉBÉ

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2019
    Messages:
    1,091
    Naturally I’m dying to know what these weird and creepy ideas were. Hopefully dressing her up as Tiny Tears hanging upside down with her mouth taped up was one of them :disco:
     
  26. Yvonne Mondle

    Yvonne Mondle BON APPÉTIT BÉBÉ

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2019
    Messages:
    1,091
    Sexy David VD still playing to packed houses with horny fans screaming for more :disco:



    Imagine getting to that time of life and finding that this is all that’s on offer :(

    Mind you, maybe there was lemon meringue for afters
     
    Alla likes this.
  27. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2004
    Messages:
    37,777
    Location:
    Pretend World
    The only detail I can recall was that his model was the front of Debbie Harry's "Koo Koo" and he wanted spikes coming out of her. Weirdo.
     
    Yvonne Mondle likes this.
  28. Yvonne Mondle

    Yvonne Mondle BON APPÉTIT BÉBÉ

    Joined:
    Jul 29, 2019
    Messages:
    1,091
    What a pervert :disco:
     

Share This Page