Don't call me FRIDAY. You've got to LEARN oh Friday that'll never DO.

So jealous of that little NASA robot escaping to Mars!

 

I think you may have died. I can't remember which one you were. Lolly is still alive. And a big orange one that's a bully, you can be him if you like?

 

We would use clove oil on you don't worry.

 

omg

 

I've not had DMs since the 90s! Are they BACK?

I pretty much only wear boots out these days.

 

OK then, IF THE CAP FITS.

 

Actually no, orange isn’t my colour.

 

RIP FISHY RITA.

 

Rita you still have a FESTIVE avatar btw, have you not taken your decorations down yet?

 

have a drink love. it's 10pm already in Shanghai.

 

KLAXON:

Ladies who I have invited to my book launch, check your JUNK MAIL.

 

HOW JUVENILE!! (It did make me laugh though!!)

 

Of course. VERA has not been present to take them down.

 

NOT REALLY by the way before I get SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES! I will change it now.

 

I hope you’re putting your daughter’s BOY to WORK.

 

SORRY?

 

Oh didn’t the boyfriend move in in the end? I thought he could pick up Vera’s TASKS.

 

No he is here, I just wasn’t quite sure what you MEANT. He came and changed my car tyre for me when I was around 2 miles from home. He’s a SMASHER, and knows what he is doing with all the MANUAL JOBS as he is a mechanic. Absolutely USELESS in domestic chores and another one I have to clean up after.

 

I went on a 6km run today during my lunch hour for the first time since December (I've been working out a bit daily but lapsed with the running) and it was PAIN but I feel fucking GREAT now!

just ate a huge slice of CAKE!

 

I went on a 6km walk (sounds better than a 3.8 mile walk) I have a blister on my little toe.

 

Now you have to do it so he knows you're reliable and stand by your word

 

Also: I am resigned to never being in shape again. I CANNOT RUN TO SAVE MY LIFE.

 

I was trying to find the Moopy running thread but all I can find is Eurovision running orders.

 

Oh god that reminds me! I Skyped my boss the other day with "just opening the doc. Give me a sex"

 

Bubbly's in the fridge hun

 

I'm getting an error message

 

http://www.moopy.org.uk/forums/threads/moopy-runners.98489/page-7

Last message is in fact from @Gangsta Nancy Lam

 

UNGRATEFUL HOE

 

Oh yeah. Didn't have the heart to tell him that wasn't what I meant lol.

 

ButterTart really thinks like a gay sometimes