Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Jark, Feb 19, 2021.
I'm such a BOOMER
I was actually going to say ‘she’ but I didn’t want to look homophobic
omg! New Deliveroo "pay £3.49 a month and get free delivery on all orders over £25" subscription!
Unfortunately this means I won't be able to decide what to eat before 8:30 so will be hammered at the Zoom meet again.
Apologies in advance to @ButterTart for claiming I'm his colleague and by law he has to DO ME RIGHT NOW.
Well, if that's what the contract says. Get ready for the most inconsequential thirty seconds of your life.
IT'S OKAY I looked at all the exciting things and then just went for my local Chinese AGAIN
Snubbed for a CHINESE
In fairness, I would have if I was Kate. I don't contain nearly as much MSG.
Deliveroo Plus is great but a few times I have ordered chips just to bump the price up to over £25 out of fucking principle.
You’ve got two in the tank? Go on son.
People do call me The Stud. Although in fairness that's mainly because I look a bit like Jackie Collins.