Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Indie, Sep 9, 2011.
That would actually look OK if they hadn't put the pictures of the outside on there. Or the kitchen.
I bet you'd find a nice stash of drugs under those broken floorboards... and blood on the back of that cupboard door where it's been used to bash someone who didn't pay up
It's probably been a CRACK DEN under some FORMER OWNER.
I'm so ready for a soak in the bath and then bed
It's been a real day
The funeral was a lot harder than I imagined. Not because of my relationship with the woman who died, but because her son was in such a state about it all. And his wife is 7 months pregnant with what would have been her first grandchild. AND it was in the crematorium where my father's interment was, the first time I've been there since.
I need a laugh. Where's Floppet to get her tits out?
That's alright Kate. Your tits will do.
My arse is funnier. I'll get that out.
You can have my tits if you want lolly
Perhaps I can have an amalgamation of all the funny bits of every moopy lady.
So what part of me would you have?
My funbags are only for people who appreciate them. My belly's wobbly, will that do?
I would appreciate them Floppet, just not in a dirty way. As it is, your belly is fine, thanks.
So that's Kate's arse, Star's tits, Floppet's belly. Any more?
So lolly thinks my tits are my worst attribute.
*books boob job*
I didn't want to draw attention to the full list, but we can get started if you'd like.
I think I'd put my hips at no.2, what do you reckon?
Probably 2, 3 and 4. There's a lot of them.
Child bearing, we are hoping for a Glee club of our own after all
My wanker neighbours are having ANOTHER party in their garden.
They have now decided its a great idea to start burning polystyrene and plastic in an oil drum. what a GREAT IDEA! Especially seeing as one of their pals has brought along their toddler to watch (and breathe in the fumes). :daf:
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE
I've just been doing some research on my new workmate. Seems her surname is Nguyen. I might finally learn how to pronounce that properly.
I've said it like that before and people just look at me funny
I knew a girl with that surname and she pronounced it Newjen
Now I FINALLY know how you pronounce the name NG
YES! See I've been told this before too.