Fantasy Playlist FINALS - Kate

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  1. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    Hiya moopy, please have a peruse through this lovingly curated playlist... and then judge the fuck out of it. Rate each song and then rate the overall playlist concept. And the accompanying story.

    Playlist 2 of 3: Kate is being a "PANDERING FAG HAG"

    In the summer of 2012, three girls and a large gaggle of gays made a voyage to the sleepy seaside village of Brighton, England for the then Miss @Star's Hindu Hen Do. It was drunken and it was FABULOUS.

    On the Friday night there was booze, there was dancing in the luxury apartment, and there were wigs. So many wigs. Vile fake news reports of someone vomiting out of the window onto the ground floor flat's conservatory were hotly disputed.

    Saturday however was OUT OUT day. Much TALANT was displayed at Lucky Voice karaoke, including a special and deeply touching performance by @Sheena of "I've Never Been To Hee". And then we heard the call of the disco, so off to the south coast's premier nightspots it was. In the DRAMA stakes, poor Slave falling on his arse during a dance-off with @dUb to Cheryl was later eclipsed by Molicious losing her coat with her phone in it. Much distress ensued.

    There was also some sex, but we don't need songs for that.

    This has been a cautionary tale for the organisers of the post-Covid Manchester Moopmeet, brought to you by Pandering FagHag Industries.



    00 Erasure - Star
    00 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
    00 Loreen - Euphoria
    00 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
    00 The B-52s - Wig
    00 Nicki Minaj - Starships
    00 Blackstreet - No Diggity
    00 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
    00 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
    00 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
    00 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
    00 De'Lacy - Hideaway
    00 Cheryl - Call My Name
    00 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
    00 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

    00 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
    00 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
    00 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
    00 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
    00 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

    00 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)
     
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  2. Star

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    Yay! <3
     
  3. Iguana

    Iguana To take your word, I had to steal it

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    Aaaw heartwarming! Can't wait to listen. Both our stories are based in Brighton :D
     
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  4. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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  5. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    I love how Kate's playlist is called "funky's semi"

    I've got one now just for you, Kate
     
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  6. Mats

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    who did the SEXY SEXY? was it funky and Eileen again?
     
  7. Mats

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    will listen tomorrow :headphones:
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Eileen got off with Tinu and I'm sure there were other shenanigans as well but I can't remember who, even after reading the thread back!
     
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    I missed it all :(
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    You stayed at Ag's, didn't you?
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Sadly I couldn't find a non-shit song to represent Ag and I having a cheeky spliff outside the flat.
     
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    I did! lovely little cottage
     
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    It was a terrace, but cottage why not? :D
     
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    I've still got that willy hoopla somewhere
     
  16. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    I did not nor have I ever had the sexy sexy with Eileen!

    I might have received a bit of blowy blowy from someone, but that's HARDLY UNUSUAL
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    I still have THESE! (now with name blurred out for privacy)

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. Whatevar

    Whatevar WHAT!

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    Jonfessions blew Dr Lecter innit
     
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    Whatevar WHAT!

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    And dUb and Dr L spent the night in the same hotel room but “nothing happened”. Slags.
     
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    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    Oh I’ve done a fair bit of “nothing happened” in my time!
     
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    I don't know that many fancy house words :tongue:
     
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    Sat here thinking "oh this is nice! Ooh it's got a beat too, who is this modern sensation I wonder?" and it's FUCKING KIDS. :manson: Kate, are you feeling alright?
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    :D It's such a banger I almost entered it for ASFM, but yes I thought the CHILDREN aspect might put people off!

    I considered the Marsheaux one as well.
     
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    06 Erasure - Star
    07 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
    10 Loreen - Euphoria
    10 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
    02 The B-52s - Wig
    10 Nicki Minaj - Starships
    06 Blackstreet - No Diggity
    08 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
    10 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
    10 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
    09 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
    09 De'Lacy - Hideaway
    10 Cheryl - Call My Name
    08 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
    10 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

    08 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
    09 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
    05 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
    05 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
    08 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

    15 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)
     
  25. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    I can't wait to rate this one. The term HIGHS AND LOWS has never been so applicable
     
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    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    06 Erasure - Star
    05 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
    06 Loreen - Euphoria
    05 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
    02 The B-52s - Wig
    02 Nicki Minaj - Starships
    10 Blackstreet - No Diggity
    06 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
    06 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
    03 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
    04 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
    10 De'Lacy - Hideaway
    00 Cheryl - Call My Name
    00 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
    06 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

    08 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
    00 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel
    10 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
    08 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
    06 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

    20 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)


    Jesus @Kate how GAY MAN are you :D

    and you didn’t just choose a Europop version of a traditional carol? Somewhere in my memory my headmistress is throwing a blackboard duster at your head and sending you for 20 lashings of the long ruler ...​

    :lolly::kim:
     
  27. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    I'm sad you didn't like it :(
     
  28. funky

    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    Didn’t like what?
     
  29. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    The Europop carol!
     
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    funky OH SHE’LL HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK

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    Oh :D

    have we met?
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    I'd have CUT A BITCH if you hadn't given No Diggity 10 though, since you & dUb were the ones that did it :D
     
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    dUb WENT TO WAR FOR U

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    omg I love the Cherly one

    putting this playlist on tomorrow to power me through the last few hours of work this year :disco:
     
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    07 Erasure - Star
    05 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
    10 Loreen - Euphoria
    09 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
    00 The B-52s - Wig
    09 Nicki Minaj - Starships
    09 Blackstreet - No Diggity
    03 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
    08 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
    08 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
    09 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
    07 De'Lacy - Hideaway
    10 Cheryl - Call My Name
    00 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
    10 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

    08 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
    09 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel (Though it almost got a 0 for being children, it is just a banger)
    03 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
    08 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
    05 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

    10 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)
     
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    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Darlene Love AGOG at these racist low scores (except noted BLM supporter funky xx)

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    I have, in my elder years, mellowed a lot with my music tastes. I appreciate Kylie, understand the appeal of Eurovision, learnt to respect ABBA, accept that Girls Aloud are pop royalty, look back fondly at The Spice Girls and even allow the love of Steps while not actually ever listening to them.

    but there will never, ever be a bar that can plummet so low that CHERLY COLE can get a nod from me :)
     
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    01 Erasure - Star
    07 Absolutely Fabulous - Absolutely Fabulous
    10 Loreen - Euphoria
    08 David Guetta ft. Sia - Titanium
    01 The B-52s - Wig
    06 Nicki Minaj - Starships
    10 Blackstreet - No Diggity
    04 Charlene - I've Never Been To Me
    10 Spice Girls - Who Do You Think You Are
    05 Kylie Minogue - Your Disco Needs You
    09 Girls Aloud - Love Machine
    09 De'Lacy - Hideaway
    10 Cheryl - Call My Name :hafo:
    07 Sultans of Ping FC - Where's Me Jumper?
    09 Love Inc - You're a Superstar

    07 The Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping
    08 Bethel Music Kids - O Come, O Come, Emmanuel – it's no doubt Lockdown Syndrome but I really want to hear this at a rubbish rave :D
    08 Darlene Love - Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)
    08 Marsheaux - We Met Bernard Sumner at a Christmas Party Last Night
    00 Kylie Minogue - Every Day's Like Christmas

    20 BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY (choose from 20, 15, 10 or 5)

    again Spotify shuffled it beyond recognition but I am happy that I got to start with Marsheaux to get me through the first drab minutes of work rather than Fun For Britain Star by Erasure :square:

    when's the next hen do?!
     
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