FEBRUARY 2019 - CUNT OF THE MONTH - SHORTLIST

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FEBRUARY CUNT

Poll closed Mar 8, 2019.
  1. Angela Smith

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  2. Sir Christopher Chope

    25.0%
  3. Chuka Umunna

    10.0%
  4. Donald Trump

    5.0%
  5. John Bolton

    5.0%
  6. Jussie Smollett

    10.0%
  7. Liam Neeson

    5.0%
  8. People who censor the word CUNT

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. Shamima Begum

    25.0%
  10. Universal Credit

    15.0%
  1. cwej

    cwej User

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    So our final 10 for February 2019 are, in alphabetical order:

    ANGELA SMITH

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    The first of many politicians in this month's list, and the first of two in the new Independent Group. Apparently calling people a 'funny tinge' isn't something that Moopy take too kindly to.

    CHRISTOPHER CHOPE

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    This man has been singlehandedly destroying excellent parliamentary bills for decades just for the sake of some cunty pedantry. Absolute cunt.

    CHUKA UMUNNA

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    The almost-leader of the new Independent 'Not Really Sure What Our Plan Is' group. Gay. Sorry to out you to the nation Chuka.

    DONALD TRUMP

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    Apparently not as popular as he thinks he is.

    JOHN BOLTON

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    This month's scapegoat republican for the list. And with that moustache, he's hardly redeeming himself.

    JUSSIE SMOLLETT

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    How can you vote for him when he looks this pretty? But yeah yeah yeah he did a bad thing. I get it.

    LIAM NEESON

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    Meanwhile... talking about celebrities who need to take their foot out of their mouth, a complete fuck up this month for Mr Leeson, sees him in the February top 10.

    PEOPLE WHO CENSOR THE WORD CUNT

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    FREEDOM OF SPEECH INNIT. And a meta vote if ever I've seen one.

    SHAMIMA BEGUM

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    Dangerous terrorist or confused teenager? You decide. So far she's in the top 10. But will you put her in the top 2?

    UNIVERSAL CREDIT

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    Apparently Moopy is not happy with the system.


    As usual, you get to vote for only one - the two cunts with the most cunt votes will progress to the end of year poll.

    Remember, every vote you place could help to place your chosen cunt in the Second Chance round in December though, so vote wisely...! You have 72 hours starting now!
     
  2. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    I'm voting for Shamima Begum but Chope, Trump or Smollett (if guilty) would be highly deserving finalists.

    I feel like we should have had a smaller shortlist given how few votes there were on the longlist thread.
     
  3. Ag

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    I gone Chope
     
  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Smollett. A cunt who gives other cunts ammunition to be even more of a cunt.
     
  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Plus a bit of eye candy on the list wouldn't be a bad thing, and I can't imagine whacking one out over any of the others.
     
  6. octophone

    octophone smack your lips (clap your teeth)

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    Chope.
     
  7. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    CuntyChopes here too.
     
  8. cwej

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    Just over a day left to vote!
     
  9. cwej

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    So joining Tim Martin and R Kelly are:

    Sir Christopher Chope
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    Shemima Begum


    A knight and someone stripped of their citizenship completely. :D

    I'll put the March nominations list up in a couple of weeks to avoid overkill.
     
  10. Ag

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    Don't wait, I have cunts and QOLS ready!
     
  11. cwej

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    Ha ha! OK!
     

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