FOH Jessie J - It's My Party

Discussion in 'Pop' started by dUb, Aug 4, 2013.

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  1. dUb

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    NEW SINGLE OUT SOON

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  2. VoR

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    What does FOH stand for?

    Have you finally RENOUNCED this dire bitch dUb? :disco:
     
  3. dUb

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    FACE OF HATE!
     
  4. VoR

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    Oh dUb. It's been a rough couple of years but welcome home.

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  5. COB

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    If dUb says it you know it's an OFFICIAL prefix :disco:

    I'm all for artists challenging acceptable notions of femininity, but Bald Jessie J just looks frightening and I think she'll have a major image backpedal for album #3.
     
  6. Phoenix

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    She's not bald on that cover.
     
  7. COB

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    Well, short cropped and bleached - SAME DIFF
     
  8. Steptacular

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    Apparently it's a Calvin Harris production. I'm expecting Call My Name II.
     
  9. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    You would cry too if it happened to you *dance breakdown*
     
  10. Crash

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    Sorry Jessie love I'm washing my bits


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  11. monsta

    monsta CAUGHT YOUR FEVER

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    Just what I wanted; Jessie J singing a P!nk track.

    FUCK OFF YOU BALD CUNT.
     
  12. Loufoque

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    So why are you suddenly over this bitch, dUb?
     
  13. straightorbroken

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    Is the baldness to symbolize her musical cancer?
     
  14. COB

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    Abandoned her as soon as Wild ONLY went top 5, I reckon :(
     
  15. VoR

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    Oh my God I know I say it with every song she releases but her voice is SO SO SO SO HORRIBLE :zombie:

    I am honestly completely baffled as how anyone can take any pleasure whatsoever from hearing it.

    This is just Raise Your Glass as sung by a woman in the middle of a throat haemorrhage.
     
  16. Loufoque

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    dUb has never been one to waver in the face of colossal floppage before
     
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    This is her worst effort yet! GREAT :D
     
  18. Steptacular

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    Oh not the Calvin song then. I'm wishing it was now, this is dire.
     
  19. Phoenix

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    It's like nails on a chalkboard.
     
  20. dUb

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    This really is a screechy, self-indulgent mess
     
  21. monsta

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    But what do you think of the new track?
     
  22. dUb

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    As for what happened with me, I was so excited about her pre-launch (I tend to latch on to things that I 'discover' and think are going to be huge, DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE NOTICED) that I had to see it through the first album campaign. It was a slow decline from the beginning of her career to now, where I just think she's awful*.

    I also think girls should have girl hair and boys should have boy hair.

    *extremely talented but releasing terrible music and being very annoying and shit
     
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  23. VoR

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    Nicked from the The Voice thread but bears reposting

    YOU COULDN'T SCRIPT IT
     
  24. Halli

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    Where is that video of dUb and Whatever outside a Jessie J concert raving about her? I loved it :D
     
  25. dUb

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    HERE!

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  26. dUb

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    We have BOTH jumped ship btw
     
  27. Halli

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    I love how you had that ready in a FLASH :D
     
  28. dUb

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    I just googled it babes!
     
  29. VoR

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    Oh dUb you are so adorable in that video even when singing the praises of that UTTER WITCH. :D

    I like Whatevar's air of comparative NONCHALANCE.
     
  30. Phoenix

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    Whitney? Poor thing must rolling in her grave.
     
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  31. straightorbroken

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    Is that the world famous journalist Moonbaby asking the questions?
     
  32. straightorbroken

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    I'm sure she's rolling something in her grave.
     
  33. cwej

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    I've never seen that video before. Proper LOLZ.

    This is her worst single. I even liked 'Wild', but I finally agree for the first time ever with VOR that her voice doesn't sound nice on this one AT ALL.
     
  34. dUb

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    Don't forget to VOTE EVERYONE!
     
  35. dUb

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    RLY? I pressed play but couldn't bear the embarrassment so only lasted a few seconds.
     
  36. Pipo

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    wow this is really bad

    I avoided Wild like a PLAGUE. Last friday I went ot a bar and they played Laser Light, I think MExico doesn't want anything from her then! Lucky us.
     
  37. Loufoque

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    The highlight being "inspirational ballads to live your life by"

    But Christina, Whitney, Lady Gaga? Are you fucking kidding me, girls?
     
  38. Loufoque

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    And yes dUb is very cute in the video.

    Whatevar is fabulous because he clearly is checking himself out in the reflection of the camera lens and pouting as much as humanly possible à la the Legendary Ms Mariah Carey :disco:
     
  39. Mugatu

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    dUb :disco:

    This reminds me a bit of that dreadful firing-back-at-the-hatahs single from the first album but more egomaniacal. By album three I'm earnestly expecting a literal ode to her upcoming enslavement of the planet, particularly as she's already nailed the Dr Evil look. and I enjoyed Wild as a 2013 tuneless banger/update of Swagger Jagger as well
     
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  40. Jonfessions

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    That dUb/Whatevar vid is fucking hilarious :D
     

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