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  1. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Like on the flag of Tanzania, you know.

    This week feels like it has lasted about a fortnight and I shall be glad to see the back of it.
     
  2. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    There's something for everyone in that title.

    Morning. It's pissing down, which is really putting me off going to meet some friends later this morning. I'd be tempted to sack it off, but frankly I need the Pokemon Go km as well.
     
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  3. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    hello!

    i'm going on vacation.

    currently on a bus to rafina (near athens) and from there we're taking a ferry for a few hours to get to an island where we've rented a desolate house.

    there's eleven of us and i'm wearing my first ever jumpsuit so it's all very emotional.
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Mr S is going to some kind of WELLBEING WORKSHOP

    I dread to think what LATER is going to be like
     
  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I think a pair of dungarees is the closeet I ever got to a jumpsuit. They were from Freemans catalogue and I didn't like them, so I sent them back.
     
  6. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Morning

    Off to France to see Mylène Farmer but my friend has missed his train so sat here for an hour waiting for him and then another hour until our rescheduled departure.

    I do not understand people who are late. I just don’t GET IT.
     
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  7. big ron

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    Please send more details of desolate house on Greek island.
     
  8. big ron

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    I feel like this week has gone rather fast to be honest.
     
  9. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    If you say you're going to be somewhere at X time, just be there!
     
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  10. big ron

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    Meh. Time is a construct.
     
  11. big ron

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    Forgot its drum and bass day on Radio 6 today. Might eat a load of that panic inducing weed brownie and forget to pick Ron Jr up from school later
     
  12. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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  13. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    YES! There’s always the odd thing that goes wrong but I am SO rarely late. And if you’re going for a flight or train or connecting thing, just always get there early. God it irks me.
     
  14. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    FUCK YOU
     
  15. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    i've wanted one forever but never saw a pair i liked or ordered online as they're tricky in terms of size. these are almost perfect but they need a bit of a cinch in the waist.
     
  16. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    English lesson:

    Some. It’s a “pair of dungarees” and a “pair of trousers” so you’d never say “I wanted one”. Stupid language.

    Sorry, thought you’d like to know as otherwise everything is flawless in your English!
     
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  17. big ron

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    Blame the Spanish. I used to be fairly punctual.
     
  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I blame the Spanish for many things.

    And they DO have enormous onions.
     
  19. Ag

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    Late people are cunts.

    Like Ja Rule once said, I'm always on time.
     
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  20. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    DROOPY DRAWERS WILL YOU STOP THROWING PENS AROUND YOUR DESK LIKE THAT

    HONESTLY THIS IS 2019 I REALLY DON'T THINK WE STILL NEED TO SPEND HOURS MARKING UP PIECES OF PAPER WITH HIGHLIGHTER PENS. I've gone completely PAPERLESS so GET WITH THE PROGRAM FFS
     
  21. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Being late makes me feel physically unwell.
     
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  22. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    My friend eventually strolled in casually THREE MINUTES before the check in desk closed, for our already rescheduled train.

    “Oh, I picked up a few bits at Waterloo”

    I could have lamped him.
     
  23. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    You should have. It's the only way they'll learn.
     
  24. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    So I guess we aren't MOVING OFFICE TODAY EITHER. What a FUCKING SHAMBLES
     
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    When somebody else is late it makes me irrationally angry at them, when I'm late (very rare) I get palpitations and anxiety.
     
  26. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Yes, same. Even when it's something where it really doesn't matter if I'm late.
     
  27. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Oooh I am moving office today

    FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM*

    *alas Droopy Drawers is coming too
     
  28. Rita

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    Is the new office any better? I understand you will still be faced with DAME DROOPY DRAWERS, but other than that.
     
  29. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    It's only a couple of doors away while refurbishments take place, but at least I'll be away from the fucking AXIS OF FUSS for a while. I may gather together other MALCONTENTS and organize a PUTSCH :disco:
     
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  30. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    :o

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  31. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    HMV's new vinyl sale has a few genuine bargains among the blatant record label overstocks. David Sylvian's double LP, "Gone To Earth" half price at £14.99. Also nabbed Cure side-project The Glove at £7.99 (down from 20.99, a price, one imagines, paid by not one solitary bugger).
     
  32. Indie

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    Morning. Ish.

    On my way to Morecambe. Start biking coast to coast tomorrow. Exciting times. :)
     
  33. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I'm in a KILL ALL MEN kind of mood after that story of the lesbians getting beaten up on the bus. CHOP THEIR COCKS OFF WITH A RUSTY SYPHILIS-COVERED KNIFE.

    Hi :)
     
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  34. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm in my new office. I've got my own desk in the corner like I'm IN CHARGE :disco:
     
  35. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Um, you don't want to chop all of our cocks off with a syphilis knife, do you @Kate

    Some of us are quite nice and hardly rape-y at all.
     
  36. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    #notallmen

    #mostlystraightones
     
  37. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I had to ask people on twitter to stop sharing the photo because it's so horrid. It's utterly revolting but classic of a porn culture in which lesbianism is just a fetish for men who, in turn, feel they can command this whilst indulging their homophobia.

    In short; I hope they get caught and sent away for long enough to receive a taste of their own.
     
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  38. Ag

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    Oh don't. The straight men stories I've been hearing the last few years are enough give me a PHOBIA.
     
  39. big ron

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    Maybe if they had some sort of STRAIGHT PRIDE event this sort of thing wouldn't happen.
     
  40. big ron

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    But yeah, fucking cretins, they should be made to suck each other off on a live stream beamed to all their mates and then chucked into VELVET down canal street bound and nude.
     
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