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  1. Ag

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    It's almost a three day weekend. Jubilations!
     
  2. big ron

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    Probably going to fuck everything off today and go to a food market. Viva the weekend
     
  3. Indie

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    I'm going to sit in the office and sulk until 4pm.
     
  4. Dark Carnival

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    I've just come back from giving my body (well blood) to science.

    I fainted :(
     
  5. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    And all the cunts offered me was a glass of WATER. I wanted free FOOD :evil:
     
  6. Shirley

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    I'm going to sit in the office and sulk until 5.30pm

    Why change the habit of a LIFETIME
     
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  7. Star

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    Gay
     
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  8. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Also

    STAR WARS DAY?

    FUCK OFF
     
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  9. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    I know, how fragile! :disco:
     
  10. Kate

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    YAAAS long weekend AND the weather is even looking GOOD!
     
  11. octophone

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    Payday. Also had a few Bandcamp sales over the last few days so I have some cash in my PayPal account too. I need shoes. My trainers are done.
     
  12. big ron

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    I'm listening to some BENT and it's just making me want to be in a hammock somewhere sunny on ket.
     
  13. RaspberrySwirl

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    Oh God yes! I can’t stand that fucking thing.
     
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  14. Zu-Klara

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    I mean who in GOD’S NAME but the most cross-eyed constantly masturbating Lego collecting shut-in* could possibly like STAR WARS

    *Door’s on the latch :horny:
     
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  15. Zu-Klara

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    Not even a Bonne Maman biscuit or Nun’s Puff for your bravery? :shock:

    I’m very well known for my warm-hearted community spirit so I would give blood but I almost died after a nurse made THREE unsuccessful attempts at finding a vein last year so NO
     
  16. octophone

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    I was once left with a massive bruise about 8 inches in radius after donating blood. Given that I was in a bit of a sour phase of my existence, some friends staged a minor intervention just in case I'd sacked off the booze and hit the injectables. Who did they think I was, Marti Pellow?
     
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  17. Shirley

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    Thanks for INTRODUCING ME to NUN'S PUFFS. I thought they might be the same thing as NUN'S CHUFFS but no! although they are the same thing as NUN'S FARTS apparently
     
  18. Zu-Klara

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    :D Are you an easy bruiser? Honestly, one little tap and it looks like Derek’s turned on me after I’ve dished up yet another burnt tea. Admittedly I don’t help myself by continually walking into the fucking BEDFRAME
     
  19. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Not really now, they just made a pig's ear of it.
     
  20. octophone

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    Today's triumph of retail economics:

    Q - series 1 to 3 - £15
    Q - series 4 and 5 - £15
    Q - series 1 to 5 - £15.

    No wonder people are shit at maths.
     
  21. Dark Carnival

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    Oh gurl, don't get me started, the fucker butchered the fuck out of that vein before the red started dipping.
     
  22. Shirley

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    Someone has finally realized that SU POLLARD did not in reality record an album entitled All I Want Is Su: A Tribute to U2

    :(
     
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    I just popped a MAHOOSIVE spider out the back door. Lucky I'm not a wuss (like DC). It was very interested in my laundry for some reason so we'll see if it comes back.
     
  24. Kate

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    Gays are allowed to give blood in France then? GOOD. We need to sort our shit out over here
     
  25. Dark Carnival

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    Oh no we're NOT! I gave mine (well tried) for research.
     
  26. Kate

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    Ah!
     
  27. Floppet

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    I bruise really easily, always have, so when I have a blood test or a jab I end up with a giant purple and green bruise over half my arm. The doctor saw my last one during a blood pressure check and asked what it was from then told me I wouldn't make a good junkie because my veins are rubbish.

    Just been to collect a new spacer for my inhaler because the seal's compromised on my old one and the nurse has issued one with a stupid big mask that goes over my mouth and nose when I use it. How the buggery bollocks am I supposed to fit that in my handbag?! Going to have a mess and see if I can take parts off the new one and use them to repair the old one
     
  28. Shirley

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    Well I'll be. I thought only Mr S and people under the age of 2 used those
     
  29. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Eight inches in RADIUS? Where the buggery did they inject you?
     
  30. octophone

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    Well, it wasn't circular, being on my arm so "radius" maybe wasn't quite the right word...but it stretched about 4 inches in either direction from my elbow. I'm rubbish at estimating such things but I laid a 7" single across it and could still see a little bit jutting out at either end...
     
  31. Floppet

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    I don't use it for my blue reliever inhaler but the nurse insists I have to use it for the brown preventer one because it gives you oral thrush if you don't. I'm not a spack who can't inhale properly, honest :D
     
  32. Indie

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    The rules are better than they were. They changed them to a "no bum bum for last three months" rule last year

    It's still shit, but it's getting there.
     
  33. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    And to think only just over twenty years ago I was turned down for a mortgage because I refused to have an HIV test.
     
  34. Shirley

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    Now that WAS a DARK TIME
     
  35. lolly

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    I know right

    I mean I hadn't even done anal yet
     
  36. big ron

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    WHAT?
     
  37. big ron

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    Just bought a fucking lovely monochrome Hawaiian shirt. I look even better in it that the model on the website.
     
  38. Ag

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    Today I have mainly been listening to Winifred Atwell.
     
  39. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Yes. On the application I had to declare my sexuality. I did consider lying, but didn't. And then because I was honest, I was invited to go for an HIV test. And that was the only reason - I phoned and asked.

    I wasn't actually turned down for a mortgage, because I had a friend working for the building society who I asked what would happen. She told me that I'd be turned down if I refused, and clearly that could have implications for any credit or mortgage in the future. So I withdrew the application, and took my business elsewhere. I think for repayment mortgages it was commonplace, but not for endowments or something. Either way I never had it.
     
  40. octophone

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    Fuck's sake. I worked for a mortgage company 20 years ago. I have no idea whether they did that or not.
     

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