Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Ag, May 4, 2018.
It's almost a three day weekend. Jubilations!
Probably going to fuck everything off today and go to a food market. Viva the weekend
I'm going to sit in the office and sulk until 4pm.
I've just come back from giving my body (well blood) to science.
And all the cunts offered me was a glass of WATER. I wanted free FOOD
I'm going to sit in the office and sulk until 5.30pm
Why change the habit of a LIFETIME
STAR WARS DAY?
I know, how fragile!
YAAAS long weekend AND the weather is even looking GOOD!
Payday. Also had a few Bandcamp sales over the last few days so I have some cash in my PayPal account too. I need shoes. My trainers are done.
I'm listening to some BENT and it's just making me want to be in a hammock somewhere sunny on ket.
Oh God yes! I can’t stand that fucking thing.
I mean who in GOD’S NAME but the most cross-eyed constantly masturbating Lego collecting shut-in* could possibly like STAR WARS
*Door’s on the latch
Not even a Bonne Maman biscuit or Nun’s Puff for your bravery?
I’m very well known for my warm-hearted community spirit so I would give blood but I almost died after a nurse made THREE unsuccessful attempts at finding a vein last year so NO
I was once left with a massive bruise about 8 inches in radius after donating blood. Given that I was in a bit of a sour phase of my existence, some friends staged a minor intervention just in case I'd sacked off the booze and hit the injectables. Who did they think I was, Marti Pellow?
Thanks for INTRODUCING ME to NUN'S PUFFS. I thought they might be the same thing as NUN'S CHUFFS but no! although they are the same thing as NUN'S FARTS apparently
Are you an easy bruiser? Honestly, one little tap and it looks like Derek’s turned on me after I’ve dished up yet another burnt tea. Admittedly I don’t help myself by continually walking into the fucking BEDFRAME
Not really now, they just made a pig's ear of it.
Today's triumph of retail economics:
Q - series 1 to 3 - £15
Q - series 4 and 5 - £15
Q - series 1 to 5 - £15.
No wonder people are shit at maths.
Oh gurl, don't get me started, the fucker butchered the fuck out of that vein before the red started dipping.
Someone has finally realized that SU POLLARD did not in reality record an album entitled All I Want Is Su: A Tribute to U2
I just popped a MAHOOSIVE spider out the back door. Lucky I'm not a wuss (like DC). It was very interested in my laundry for some reason so we'll see if it comes back.
Gays are allowed to give blood in France then? GOOD. We need to sort our shit out over here
Oh no we're NOT! I gave mine (well tried) for research.
I bruise really easily, always have, so when I have a blood test or a jab I end up with a giant purple and green bruise over half my arm. The doctor saw my last one during a blood pressure check and asked what it was from then told me I wouldn't make a good junkie because my veins are rubbish.
Just been to collect a new spacer for my inhaler because the seal's compromised on my old one and the nurse has issued one with a stupid big mask that goes over my mouth and nose when I use it. How the buggery bollocks am I supposed to fit that in my handbag?! Going to have a mess and see if I can take parts off the new one and use them to repair the old one
Well I'll be. I thought only Mr S and people under the age of 2 used those
Eight inches in RADIUS? Where the buggery did they inject you?
Well, it wasn't circular, being on my arm so "radius" maybe wasn't quite the right word...but it stretched about 4 inches in either direction from my elbow. I'm rubbish at estimating such things but I laid a 7" single across it and could still see a little bit jutting out at either end...
I don't use it for my blue reliever inhaler but the nurse insists I have to use it for the brown preventer one because it gives you oral thrush if you don't. I'm not a spack who can't inhale properly, honest
The rules are better than they were. They changed them to a "no bum bum for last three months" rule last year
It's still shit, but it's getting there.
And to think only just over twenty years ago I was turned down for a mortgage because I refused to have an HIV test.
Now that WAS a DARK TIME
I know right
I mean I hadn't even done anal yet
Just bought a fucking lovely monochrome Hawaiian shirt. I look even better in it that the model on the website.
Today I have mainly been listening to Winifred Atwell.
Yes. On the application I had to declare my sexuality. I did consider lying, but didn't. And then because I was honest, I was invited to go for an HIV test. And that was the only reason - I phoned and asked.
I wasn't actually turned down for a mortgage, because I had a friend working for the building society who I asked what would happen. She told me that I'd be turned down if I refused, and clearly that could have implications for any credit or mortgage in the future. So I withdrew the application, and took my business elsewhere. I think for repayment mortgages it was commonplace, but not for endowments or something. Either way I never had it.
Fuck's sake. I worked for a mortgage company 20 years ago. I have no idea whether they did that or not.