Friday finds a giant bee in its shed

In Friday's shed, not the bee's shed. Although if I were to find a three inch long bee in my shed, I think that it would just automatically become the bee's shed.

 

That's the sort of thought that could keep you awake all night. Thank you.

 

I can't post in this thread until that apostrophe is removed.

 

Yes, I know. It looked wrong as soon as I'd posted it, but apparently I can't edit thread titles.

If Madison were still here, I'd already be banned.

 

I thought we could edit our own. Although admittedly I forget how.

 

If you click 'thread tools' underneath the tags above, does it offer you 'edit title'? It does for me on a thread I've started.

 

I mean, don't feel obliged to on my OCD account though. I can spend a day twitching.

 

Excellent. That's much better.

 

Lovely. I can stop rummaging for the antihistamines now.

 

I know it's BORING but I'm so PLEASED with my NEW BOILER. The UPPER FLOORS no longer VIBRATE and the DOWNSTAIRS RADIATORS get HOT ALL OVER

On an OCD front, it was slightly FRAUGHT when the PLUMBER was DESPERATE TO GET ON and MR S was INTERMINALLY LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM but THAT'S MY LIFE

 

Which reminds me I must HIE MYSELF ALONG to the DOCS and PICK UP SOME MORE DRUGS

 

Oh God, Moopy thinks it's fine to FAT SHAME a bee. I'm OUTRAGED.

 

I'm sorry, the bee isn't fat, it's just big-exoskeletoned.

 

Is there anything more BORING than waiting in line to get your hair cut? God I hate the whole tedious WASTE OF TIME.

 

It's not even like you can have a quick wank, is it?

 

That’s kind of the point. You can’t do what you want at ALL, even down to listening to the tedious hipster music you have to endure.

I’ve popped my head round the door 3 times in the last three days and today, finally had to give up and just sat down- SEVENTH in the queue with two people cutting. UGH!

 

And there’s a woman here with her son and she keeps referring to them having a “Muriel” painted.

I am *this* close to breaking...

 

I never used to go in the BARBERS unless there was a queue of LESS THAN ONE PERSON. Although at MO's you had to make an APPOINTMENT. Anyway I've thrown it all in for a DIY approach now. Which also has the bonus that you can do EVERYWHERE AT ONCE although WATCH OUT WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE GUARD OFF

 

I normally don’t queue but I am desperate, having put it off, and now it’s half term and every cunt wants a cut.

 

Take care of yourself @Indie, and each other.

 

19 pints. Christ alive.

Oval? It's next to Triangle, just outside Parallelogram.