Friday finds a giant bee in its shed

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  1. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    In Friday's shed, not the bee's shed. Although if I were to find a three inch long bee in my shed, I think that it would just automatically become the bee's shed.
     
  2. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    At least it weren't in your bed
     
  3. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    That's the sort of thought that could keep you awake all night. Thank you.
     
  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I can't post in this thread until that apostrophe is removed.
     
  5. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Yes, I know. It looked wrong as soon as I'd posted it, but apparently I can't edit thread titles.

    If Madison were still here, I'd already be banned.
     
  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I thought we could edit our own. Although admittedly I forget how.
     
  7. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    If you click 'thread tools' underneath the tags above, does it offer you 'edit title'? It does for me on a thread I've started.
     
  8. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I mean, don't feel obliged to on my OCD account though. I can spend a day twitching.
     
  9. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Excellent. That's much better.
     
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  10. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Lovely. I can stop rummaging for the antihistamines now.
     
  11. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I know it's BORING but I'm so PLEASED with my NEW BOILER. The UPPER FLOORS no longer VIBRATE and the DOWNSTAIRS RADIATORS get HOT ALL OVER :disco:

    On an OCD front, it was slightly FRAUGHT when the PLUMBER was DESPERATE TO GET ON and MR S was INTERMINALLY LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM but THAT'S MY LIFE
     
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  12. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Which reminds me I must HIE MYSELF ALONG to the DOCS and PICK UP SOME MORE DRUGS :)
     
  13. octophone

    octophone Techno Poo

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    Oh God, Moopy thinks it's fine to FAT SHAME a bee. I'm OUTRAGED. :argh::argh::argh::argh:
     
  14. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    PLUS SIZE BEE thank you very much.
     
  15. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    I'm sorry, the bee isn't fat, it's just big-exoskeletoned.
     
  16. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Is there anything more BORING than waiting in line to get your hair cut? God I hate the whole tedious WASTE OF TIME.
     
  17. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    It's not even like you can have a quick wank, is it?
     
  18. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    That’s kind of the point. You can’t do what you want at ALL, even down to listening to the tedious hipster music you have to endure.

    I’ve popped my head round the door 3 times in the last three days and today, finally had to give up and just sat down- SEVENTH in the queue with two people cutting. UGH!
     
  19. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    And there’s a woman here with her son and she keeps referring to them having a “Muriel” painted.

    I am *this* close to breaking...
     
  20. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I never used to go in the BARBERS unless there was a queue of LESS THAN ONE PERSON. Although at MO's you had to make an APPOINTMENT. Anyway I've thrown it all in for a DIY approach now. Which also has the bonus that you can do EVERYWHERE AT ONCE although WATCH OUT WHEN YOU'VE GOT THE GUARD OFF :bruised:
     
  21. big ron

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    Joys of being self employed #2931212 - I go at 2pm on a tuesday when they are empty. They appreciate it.
     
  22. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I normally don’t queue but I am desperate, having put it off, and now it’s half term and every cunt wants a cut.
     
  23. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    I've now had 16 pints of my 40 pint weekend trip. All seems fine.
     
  24. Rita

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    Take care of yourself @Indie, and each other.

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  25. Kate

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    I shall look out for Indie passed out in a gutter over the weekend.
     
  26. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    19. Now. Near Oval, whatever that is.
     
  27. octophone

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    19 pints. Christ alive.

    Oval? It's next to Triangle, just outside Parallelogram.
     

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