Friday has a knife fight at Nancy's haunted guest house

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  1. ButterTart

    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    This is the dream I've just woken up from in which we were all staying at Nancy's hotel before a rave. Highlights include Kate stabbing Drew Barrymore to death, me shouting 'speak English' at Tisch and Ig because they were plotting against us in Cantonese, dUb repeatedly saying 'It's all in jest' when I was trying to speak to him, and me lying in bed watching videos of a ghost standing in the corner of the room I was staying in.

    And now I can't get back to sleep, so Nancy's getting a shocking review on Trip Advisor.
     
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  2. Phoenix

    Phoenix Get Well Soon

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    I haven’t even gone to bed yet. Go back to sleep.
     
  3. Phoenix

    Phoenix Get Well Soon

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    Although I was always sus of Tisch and Iguana
     
  4. Diddy

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    Well all I can say is 你应该小心那些男孩

    I told him already but @COB tragically drowned in the sea in my dream last week as the water level rose and rose. Fortunately I saved his presumed younger brother from the squat he was living in, but he did insult me quite harshly in what I can only assume was Scottish
     
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  5. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    Well I’m awake. Not working today so not sure what to do until 10am when it’s appropriate to get out of bed.
     
  6. Tisch

    Tisch Tizzy

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    东方将再次崛起!!!
     
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  7. Diddy

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    天哪! 你说得对,黄油派
     
  8. Tisch

    Tisch Tizzy

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    她甚至有新的山雀

    Also: don't suppose it's new-thread-worthy but the news this morning that the Pope has been a NAUGHTY boy liking a booby pic on Insta has really got to me.

    [​IMG]
     
  9. Beryl

    Beryl Boy stop, step awaaaaay.

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    Morning! It’s ASFM finale day :disco:
     
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  10. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    THANKS TO YOU, I’VE JUST HAD A £10,000 FINE FOR BREAKING LOCKDOWN RESTRICTIONS :evil:
     
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  11. ButterTart

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    :D
     
  12. ZenGiraffe

    ZenGiraffe Let me wash your back for you.

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    Morning!

    The highlight of my day today is going to be Amazon delivering me a butter dish. I think I'll celebrate with some Nigella recipe toast once it is here.
     
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  13. Zu-Klara

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    :D:D:D
     
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  14. Lucille

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    I have a GAY RUGBY PLAYER coming to pick up the chairs I put on freecycle this afternoon. Probably the most exciting thing to happen to me all month.
     
  15. COB

    COB jumped up little prick

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    What did my fictional younger brother look like? I mainly want to know if he had hair so I know whether or not to be jealous.
     
  16. Lucille

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    Now I regret letting LISA have the side table when I should’ve vetted all the responses and given it to the hottest guy rather than the first enquiry.
     
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    13 people wanted that side table, one could’ve been my soul mate, fucking LISA hasn’t even confirmed when she’s picking it up.
     
  18. Zu-Klara

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    Or like your avatar so we can all decide whether to conveniently bend over for the soap when he pops by to insult us quite harshly in what we can only assume is Scottish
     
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    Well i’ve done a three mile walk before work and now the last thing I want to do is work :/
     
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  20. COB

    COB jumped up little prick

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    Tell her the dog sicked up all over it and it's no longer available - it's not like she's wasted her money, is it?
     
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  21. Zu-Klara

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    She might say I’LL JUST RINSE IT OFF LUV. I know what people in Hackney are like. @Lucille Say you fell on it and it BROKE :disco:
     
  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I bet Nancy's hotel isn't a patch on DAF's B&B
     
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  23. Nancy

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    APPARENTLY DAF HAS BEEN FINGERED BY DONALD TRUMP TO JOIN HIS HOTEL EMPIRE
     
  24. Diddy

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    how did you find out he was a gay rugby player

    “hey m8 is the chairs still available? I’ll pick up later on the way to gay rugby”
     
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  25. Diddy

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    not jealous that he lived and you died?? :D

    He was a skinhead urchin so I can’t be sure
     
  26. Lucille

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    Well obviously I GOOGLED HIM before giving him my ADDRESS.
     
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    I've just ordered Mr Ag a Kim Woodburn personalised message for his birthday. I hope it's worth every penny :)
     
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    :D I’m loving IS the chairs still available :horny:

    OH DEAR THERE GOES THE SOAP
     
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    Ms Ron and all my mates went a secret party without me and when I found out about it and turned up they were all winding down and I was just getting started. I woke up fuming.
     
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    But apparently I ate all the cake she baked for someone so I guess we're square.
     
  31. Zu-Klara

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    That awful @Lucille is blates giving away all the furniture which came with the flat in the hope of a fat one up the bum in return for her SELFLESS GENEROSITY
     
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    I tried to make an awful abbreviation of available but autocorrect was NOT having it
     
  33. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    I dreamt about someone I was at school with who I didn't mind but wasn't friends with. Genuinely hadn't thought about the guy in 30 years. Odd.
     
  34. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    Googled him. Found him. He's a Tory cunt.
     
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    I had a dream about a week ago about the person I had a bit of a falling out with but apologised to, and we still aren’t really talking regularly. In the dream she was all disappointed at me for not sending a message (which is sort of exactly the sort of interaction I’m not here for)

    then a few days ago she was there again and we sort of made up.

    Has my subconscious forgiven myself?
     
  36. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Poor Drew. She must have done something really terrible though, like showing us child porn or refusing to turn her Mariah Carey tape down.
     
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    There was a giant mattress in Nancy’s room where he held amateur knife fights. You stabbed her up good.
     
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  38. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam Not Lana Del Rey

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    I read about that the other day. Apparently the Vatican are launching an investigation :D they were able to confirm that the like did, in fact, come from The Holy See.

    The Barbara Streisand effect in FULL FORCE.
     
  39. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam Not Lana Del Rey

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    You joke but I know someone who plays GAY RUGBY and he'll drop it into ANY convo.
     
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    Her response "At least I'm going to heaven" :emoji_joy:
     

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