Friday has a knife fight at Nancy's haunted guest house

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  1. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    OMG, 6 Music are playing Let's Get Ready to Rhumble. :D
     
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  2. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    @Nancy YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR HOLE YOUR HAUNTED GUESTHOUSE.
     
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  3. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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  4. Cloud

    Cloud Yiff Representative

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    Ah the best part of the week... the end of it.

    Imma get drunk and cuddle floofers! (I learned yesterday not to call them fluffers)
     
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  5. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    If anyone wants some musical accompaniment to the ASFM results, this is shaping up to be very Moopy-friendly.
     
  6. Ag

    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    Yes I noted that on your timeline the other day.
     
  7. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    You look at me and you know I'm trouble
    You should run just as fast as you can
    One flash, game over
    Here in front of you I stand
    I know you're only gonna burst my bubble butt
    Trouble is my ass don't care
    It's ignoring all the danger signs
    Stop, slow down, have a deep douche, prepare


    I'm willing to be fearless, reckless, oh yes
    For the dick I'll get


    (Chorus)
    My ass has got a real deep hole
    Won’t listen to a word I say
    Doesn't it know that I get hurt too
    When it takes dick that way
    And when it takes, I gape
    I don't know how much more dick I can take
    Doesn't it know that I get hurt too
    When it puts out that way


    Too many times I've witnessed
    My ass make a fool of itself
    So sure I'm gonna top someone today
    Always end up taking someone else
    My ass has got a real malfunction
    Always flippin into over ride
    When I tell it to be sensible
    Oh, it overrules my dom top mind


    I'm willing to be open, submissive, oh yes
    To the dick I'll get


    (Chorus)


    Stop, slow down, take a deep breath
    Think about the dick I'm taking
    Think about how big he is
    Stop, slow down, take a second
    Before you slide right in
    It's gonna be my hole you destroy

    (Chorus)
     
  8. Suomi

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    I cried in front of my class today because they had organised a birthday video and it was so sweet. Then I cried again when a boy I had taught when he was six (and is now 14) had a card sent to the school that said without me he would not be who he is today. I was an absolute PUDDLE of tears
     
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  9. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    WHAT DO YOU TEACH?
     
  10. Nancy

    Nancy CAR CLAMP CLUB

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    AND DON’T SAY “CHILDREN”
     
  11. Suomi

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    Primary school!
     
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  12. Cloud

    Cloud Yiff Representative

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    Stahp, the emotion is spreading
    That is so wholesome. Happy birthday :emoji_heart_eyes:
     

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