Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by ButterTart, Jul 2, 2020.
Feeling positively euphoric after cleaning out my fridge!
@lolly you bastard!
I think you need in all your posts now.
Do your oven as well, you’ll be at the point of orgasm by the time you’re done.
I’m not a SADIST.
I had a man in to clean the oven yesterday. It's GLEAMING.
Technically it would make you a masochist, unless you’re planning to force someone else to clean it for you. If that’s your bag, I happen to know @Tisch had a man in yesterday. He also got someone round to clean the oven.
It really does pay to clean. Just found an old lottery ticket with £3 on it
After he'd gone I cleaned the whole kitchen and was so happy. Then I went and spoiled it all by saying something stuipid cooking a dinner than involved coating fish in breadcrumbs that went fucking everywhere.
The kitchen in my new house also includes both the living and dining rooms
Cant wait to clean the shelf I’ll have in the fridge when I move over
New fishes have arrived. I have 2 favourites that are super fancy, so one of them will be Rita.
One seems to swimming round the bottom ignoring all the others and looking for food.
One has huge ear fins.
Well I’m not being the one with the BIG EARS.
Can you call the frying pan Li’l ButterTart? I don’t want to be a fish.
He's actually the cutest. Mandy wants to call him Nemo.
Omg I've just cleaned my ENTIRE flat, rewarding myself with a second lunch.
Why don't you get a rabbit and call it Bugs Bunny whilst you're at it.
No more rabbits!
Mr F's surgeon rang earlier and said he'll do his gall-bladder op on 22nd July. Then the hospital rang to book a pre-admission phonecall for Monday and give him a time and date for a drive-through Covid test at the Reebok (for which I had to give my car registration number).
Fingers crossed it will finally happen Moopers!
So I did some digging last night trying to remember when I ‘left’ (it was around 2014) and I stumbled upon Moopyrate 18 and ended up stuck reading most of it (because what a read)
this stuck out, I don’t remember seeing it the first time but I’d like to know what it was??
09 funky – You had no idea, but a comment from you at the Brighton Hen Do changed my life. In fact that whole meet changed my life perspective. I love your insistence in face of obvious evidence to the contrary. Never change xxx
Any ideas Agnetha? It was a very long time ago.......
I may be laying back, but am not funk.. *sniffs*... oh right. Look, it's hard to be motivated to shower when sat at home all day every day OKAY?
You can tag posters now.
Hello my @funky chops! xoxo
Hi funky how are you
But I think it was a comment on my drinking. It triggered me to quit drinking for a while and I've rarely drunk like that since (I have but far less regularly).
Today I stood in a queue and a woman without a face mask, two metres in front, turned to me and said “sorry, would you mind keeping your distance?” to which I replied “I’m two metres away and unlike you I am wearing a facemask?” to which she snapped back “I HAVE A CHILD” and I’ve been thinking about this ever since
I will use this the next time I get asked why I haven’t got any work done.
If you could go back now what would you reply
Also: I'm impressed she at least had a clue to ask you to step away. Round my way people seem to be standing as close to my aura-ra-ra-rah as possible. I'm not really sure why apart from my complete attractiveness.
This is why you should hide behind your burqa
no you’ve got this all wrong - i literally couldn’t have been further away. She was American and with a pram, and @Kate if I could go back I probably would have asked her why she thought she didn’t need to wear a facemask, however I never got a chance because this absolute geezer rolled up and walked by her really closely and her face was an absolute picture of discontent
How sure were you it was 2 meters? Could it have been 1.7m?
The amount of people I've had arrested for that. You can't pull the wool over someone who carries a collapsible trundle wheel about their person at all times.
I carry a collapsible trundle wheel on my person at all times
Oh i just carry around a nice 6'6 man! I don't know why you're all overcomplicating it!
Does Iguana mind being wheeled around horizontally on a flat bed trolley all day tho
He INSISTS on it.