Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Indie, May 6, 2010.
Are any big names up for risk?
I think the whole night is going to be bizarre.
Ed Balls the one to watch for a shock defeat it seems
Jacqui Smith is probably the biggest name who is in severe trouble. She's defending a 3000 majority and her constituency is expected to declare somewhere around 5am.
Tories needs a 25% swing to get rid of Ed Balls... what gives?
Is there a list of approximate times, seats will call?
Does anyone know the order of stuff on this Channel 4 thing? I quite fancy the COME DINE WITH ME but other than that, I'm going to mainly stick with BBC1
I've got to fit a THURSDAY WANK in as well at some point, and we ALL KNOW HOW LONG THAT CAN TAKE...
Portillo already gloated that it would be ED BALLS in a blog in The Guardian
Is Thursday a LUXURY or NECESSITY wank?
Oh a LUXURY absolutely. It doesn't matter if you're UP A BIT LATE cause tomorrow's Friday, it follows "NEW PORN THURSDAY" which is the day I leave the computer on all day downloading as my housemate gets in much later than me so won't be PERTURBED by slow internet speeds and it preceeds "TOO FUCKED TO CARE" weekends.
All in all, Thursday is the ONLY WANK THAT MATTERS, loves
Oooh I think I'll (try) stay up tonight. How exciting
Dot and Moopy have only ever existed under a LABOUR GOVERNMENT, haven't they?
I asked someone who I work with today who she was going to vote for, and she said "oh I'm not because I'm going shopping tonight." So I asked who she would vote for, and she said "the conservatives, obviously!" I asked why, and what policies of theirs she liked, and she said "Oh I don't really know about that stuff, but they seem to have the right idea"
I went on to ask her to name one thing they had the right idea about, to which she said "erm...the economy" but she couldn't give any more detail than that. And when I pointed out their anti-homo agenda, she ACTUALLY said "yeah but I'm not gay so it doesn't matter to me." But don't you have any gay friends? "Yeah but to be honest, they hate the gays as well so, you know"
sweet jesus. thank god for topshop and its sale tonight - you've saved us from one more tory vote
This is true. I have never as an adult had the tories in charge.
I find if I do that I'm absolutely KNACKERED by the time Friday night comes and that I need added STIMS to PEP ME UP which then leads to the WHOLE of the weekend and then absolutely FUCKED by the time Monday morning comes. Oh what a vicious circle.
Scary but even scarier is a girl in our office. Educated to MA standard, really into this election and has been reading up on manifestos and the suchlike and actually QUITE OBVIOUSLY falling for the right wing media's rhetoric...you could almost hear the Daily Fail's headlines in the comments she was making about immigration. It was astounding...
It's really made me open my eyes this election...
All cause of a KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
What IS the world coming to...
...or, more importantly, WHAT ARE WE COMING TO?
A work friend of mine, phoned me several times in a panic, trying to get me to persuade her to vote Lib Dem instead of Tory, after her Dad spent about 10 minutes almost destroying weeks of my GOOD WORK on my behalf.
I missed her calls, but she decided to go Lib Dem. Well that's what she told me.
I was tempted to tell all my patients today not to vote Tory. I did discuss the election with a few people, but the area I work in, hardly anyone was bothered...
Other than that I've steered WELL CLEAR of discussions with BIGOTED WOMEN.
One of my clients today proudly told me he was voting BNP. I nearly lost it.
http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/29/article-1269658-095775FB000005DC-803_306x647.jpg
Gillian Duffy is fucking HOT
Why am I being implicated in the w*nking tags?
Just the usual couple of WANKERS! I'll have a shower about half 9 before it all starts at 10 and I may just POP ONE OUT! It could be the last one under a Labour government for YEARS!
Has Star voted Tory?
She's the look of EVA BRAUN!
QUITE BIG TITS
What RED BLOODED MALE DIDN'T look at that photo and think SOAPY TIT WANK?
Never trust a women with NO ANKLES!
I love how the STOP FUCKING HATE has been renamed the Daily Fail
Sure that's been going on for a while, but it's obvious and does the job very nicely
Didn't The Sun turn up on Duffy's doorstep offering her a six figure sum to say she was voting Tory?
I wish the Sport had offered the same for her to get her NORKS out
We should form our own political party, we'd be AMAZING.
Where IS that manifesto of yours from a couple of months back?
THE KYLIE PARTY
I stand by it 110%