George Shelley: I'm a QUEEN!

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  1. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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  2. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Exclamation mark in the topic title please :david:
     
  3. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I couldn't find a former thread to find the correct format.
     
  4. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Needed a COLON (:ken:) too it seems.
     
  5. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Less shocking news today than OBVIOUSLY DEAD MAN DECLARED DEAD
     
  6. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    I wonder if any of Union J will come out as straight.
     
  7. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    Heterosexuality (pictured)

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    Britain needs a genuinely biconic celebrity, we can't just make do with Alan Cumming. Although I believe Lidl Harry Styles rejects labels, thanks :grr:
     
  8. RaspberrySwirl

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    I don't know her.
     
  9. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    How much has this photo been Photoshopped? The one second from right looks so PLASTIC! :D No idea which one George is though...
     
  10. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    I think the theme of the picture was sexless animatronic dolls. I do find it a little odd how (briefly) they were hot teen pin-ups since they all look like they don't have any genitals. George is the startled lesbian.
     
  11. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Mugatu - which ones would you SHAG?

    In other news, the previous gay one in the band I was SHOCKED to discover a few months back was tabloid fodder for his ongoing wedding plans.
     
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  12. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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  13. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Do Union J actually exist as a band any more? Or merely a concept (available to turn on provincial Christmas lights)?
     
  14. Ag

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    Well COLOUR ME PINK. To think he came across as such a BUTCH STRONG MAN on IACGMOOH.
     
  15. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    None of them, they're so shiny and I'd be worried about seeing my own reflection while I was on the job. The male Barbie, eyebrows one, if I had to.

    Out of the shit anonymous boybands The Vamps are way hotter, I'd probably fuck the tall blonde one because he looks a bit like a more jailbait version of me. I've got their pictures all over my wall. And I've glued my face to some of the photos so I can pretend we're married.
     
  16. Eileen

    Eileen All the better to see you with, my dear.

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    Ah but have you written his name all over your school work with hearts instead of dots over the i's?
     
  17. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Did Kala have a SECRET CHILD?!
     
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    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    Coming out as almost gay seems to be quite lucrative once your celebrity career is coming to its natural end. You could look like a gangrenous toe, but the gay population is so thirsty for D-list D that you're guaranteed to be in Attitude magazine seven times a year. Look at that one from Blue. No one cares about Blue, no one cares about him, but he's still a fixture in the gay press.

    They turned up to a bar I used to work at and in all the photos they are wearing so much make-up that they made the provincial drag acts look pared down and tasteful.
     
  19. Pipo

    Pipo Gossip is the devil’s telephone, best to hang up!

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    aww

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    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Who?
     
  21. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    I don't care

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    Devil I Need A House

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    Pingu Never thought I'd work again

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    I love that the whole message he was trying to convey in the video is "fuck labels, nobody should care"...only for NOBODY to care. :D

    He must be livid.
     
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    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    No-one does care. Being gay is so PASSÉ these days.
     
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    "I have aspergers and I'm into veg" would have at least been surprising. Although that's probably SuBo's next promo gimmick.
     
  27. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    More people would care if he showed the cock shots which were the motive behind the whole thing.
     
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  30. graves

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    !!!!!! Is that the short guys dad?
     
  31. graves

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    Ignore me. I read the article. Going back to bed
     
  32. RaspberrySwirl

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    Second from left would get it.
     
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    You disgust me.
     
  34. RaspberrySwirl

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    Let's get disgusting :horny:
     
  35. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Dan Wootton has lost a lot of weight, hasn't he? Still a horrid wanker I wouldn't touch with RS's cock, though.
     
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    He's the Sam Smith of journalism
     
  37. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I don't understand the others referring to George's lack of commitment though. Commitment to what? WHAT DO THEY DO? And 'he wanted to turn up to the big matches'? :D
     
  38. RaspberrySwirl

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    I don't know who that is and what he looked liked before. He's the most fuckable of the bunch.
     
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    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    There are drag queens who wear less make-up than these lot :(

    I love that they've dramatically ditched George because he is more committed to his career as a footnote in Attitude magazine than to their career as a footnote in the charts.
     
  40. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    I think I'd take a lifetime of being wheeled out as a token bi on crap radio and doing distasteful nudes over being painted up like a child pageant star and recording JLS rejects. I can't wait for his Zayn-style solo hit about sleeping with men and women.
     

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