Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Indie, Jun 14, 2016.
Morning and all that.
Hiya! My hayfever has gone cunting berzerk this morning, even Sheena's overdosing trick hasn't put a dent in it.
omg this Euro garbage can't be over son enough. It hasn't been a week yet and I've already had it. I take the train that goes to Stade de France and stop at Gare du Nord where everyone takes the train. You can't go anywhere without being assaulted by drunk cunts shouting some incomprehensible shit. The streets not far from where I live were a fucking war scene last night. I've never wanted to get away from Paris this much before.
Up, fed and 4 things ticked off my list before 9am. I was on a roll until RonJr just turned round and said Daddy your not cool.
Wounded by a nearly 4 year old.
I see we're fully claiming our gay chat room status.
SORRY FLOWER. Mine has been a bit scratchy for the first time the last couple of days, but has been resolved quickly by the tabs
Oh and EXCUSE THE PUN
FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL
I saw MR CATALOGUE MODEL waiting to cross the road in a sharp suit on the way to work. He was so bound up in posing and being generally FABULOUS that he didn't even notice when the lights changed. I GIGGLED
I find a few squirts of Wilkinson's own label nasal spray (less than half the price of the leading brand) sorts out my hay fever a treat.
What's the OD trick?
The football has barely featured on my radar. In fact I think moopy of all places is where I'm most exposed to it
Well, it triggered my PTSD but I'll forgive you. I've blasted it with everything vaguely hayfever related in the medicine cupboard, so hopefully it'll settle down in a bit.
I suspect one of my selfish bastard neighbours has mowed his lawn, which is essentially pollen NAPALM.
Sheena suggested taking four at once, which worked at first but I think my body is now immune. Right now I'm looking into an acetylene torch as a cure for my itchy eyes, or at the very least a pumice stone.
Have you noticed any country in particular whose fans are especially rowdy? the media's making a big fuss over Russia and the UK, I'm wondering if they genuinely are the worst ones.
Really? I enjoyed seeing the Irish and Swedes walking around yesterday, happy and smiling.
^^ doesn't look as cool.
Apparently they were singing ABBA songs together.
I wish I was Scottish. That would do. I pretty much could get away with not being English.
I haven't seen much from those since they were in Marseille. The Germans and Ukrainians also did some shit in Lille. Last night it was the Irish around Blanche, not far from where I live. Also some disgusting cunts in the metro, Croatians I'm guessing.
There was a bunch of Irish in the local deli where I get lunch yesterday - they were so friendly and fun, couldn't speak French for shit to make their orders, but they were so charming that the typically unwelcoming French even warmed to them! It was lovely. I was feeling my Irish oats for real.
My PT told me yesterday: your countrymen are total CUNTS! I have also heard: if you want to Brexit, FUCK OFF!
I saw loads of Swedes on my way to Trocadéro for Orlando vigil. I was hoping to see some tall blond hunks. They were all fat and bald
So I'm going to hospital this afternoon to have a camera shoved up my are. I woke up and hour into the fasting zone so ignored it and had an omelette.
I also have to douche. I have never douched before.
Oh none of the Swedes were hot at all. Hot Swedes may well be a fallacy.
Little and often. Don't overload your colon in one go.
*cancels August trip to Stockholm*
So less water each time? How long does it take? How much should I do?
Jesus, that's MORTIFYING.
I can't understand why a game should incite such violence from people. You don't get this sort of thing with the Eurovision.
Everyone loves the irish. If we do leave the EU I'm getting my Irish passport and adopting a novelty accent.
You will feel when it's getting to the "sufficient" level. Do it until it's clean - you will know.
Oh I am pleased that I chose Ireland for my August trip away this year
I literally don't know where to start!!
There is probably a Youtube tutorial for it.
Morning all. Yesterday I passed my PhD viva with very minor corrections.
I don't really know what to do with myself now.
Douching would be MUCH easier if you had a BIDET. The French don't have them and it's the thing I miss the most since moving here.
Just wiping is NOT ENOUGH
Hurrah Beverly, well done.
Does that mean to can verify my passport pics and be a reputable witness to contract signing?