GRINDR help!

Discussion in 'Gaming & Tech' started by Devil, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Barnacle

    Barnacle Climb on through my window.

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    I was wondering why people were sending stuff like that. I assumed one or two just hands-tied-with-rope emojis ready saved on their phones.
     
  2. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    God those emojis are fucking dreadful

    All it needs is that one off those right grotty forums that used to be called :alexis:
     
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  3. Penelope

    Penelope Look right for CALMING INFLUENCE

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    Sounds like a call for MADAME DERBAC
     
  4. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    You can't get Derbac M anymore...
     
  6. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara User

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    Well I thought that but it's alive and well in that vile hostile chemists on Cambridge Heath Road. Free FILTHY LOOK with every purchase :disco:
     
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  7. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I even tried googling it during my last, ahem, "bout".

    That BEAUTIFUL PERFUME :zombie:
     
  8. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara User

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    :D I got crabs from a boyfriend EVERY SINGLE WEEKEND when I was 19 and bought a family pack of Derbac M for myself - obviously far too IN LOVE to tell the skanky cunt to fucking see to it himself - and my mum commented on my LOVELY LAVENDER DEODORANT
     
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  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    MY MUM DID THE SAME :D
     
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  10. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I'm QUITE SURE we've had this conversation before

    but CARRY ON GIRLS
     
  11. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara User

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    :D I think you're almost certainly right

    Just wait until the Alzheimer's posting kicks in
     
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  12. Penelope

    Penelope Look right for CALMING INFLUENCE

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    I do love the healthy Moopy diet of important gay history :disco:
     
  13. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Me-Lolly-Shirley-Su are basically Moopy's equivalent of STONEWALL :disco:
     
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  14. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I mean, we're so old we remember when poppers WERE poppers and the subsequent banning that left those fake ones that would leak through your jeans and leave blisters on your inner thighs...

    Talk about SUFFERING FOR YOUR ART :disco:
     
  15. Phoenix

    Phoenix The Nest

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    I tried to find this a while ago :disco: wasn't he the guy who did the blind blow job article?
     
  16. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    If someone disappears from your Favourites list, does it mean they deleted their account or blocked you? :(

    It's someone I dated/fell madly in love with/have been stalking there since, so it's really a big deal for me. I can't figure out what it means either. If he blocked me 10 months after dating, and we hadn't been in touch in the slightest to begin with, what could he mean by it? Why are white gays SO CONFUSING?

    I feel like shit 'cause here I am fussing (and crying) about this whole ordeal when I just celebrated my 6 months anniversary with my, erm. babe...
     
  17. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    He's likely deleted his profile.

    Which means he's CLEARLY got someone who he ADORES who ISN'T YOU
     
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  18. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    I hope it's someone like YOU.
     
  19. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Oh I doubt VERY MUCH INDEED that we'd EVER move in the SAME TYPES OF CIRCLES, DEAR...
     
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  20. Win_the_game

    Win_the_game User

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    Is anyone else getting constant spam messages from GRINDR DEALS?

    They're fucking desperate to flog that garish Andrew Christian tat. Not even a free 2017 calendar will be tempting me.
     
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  21. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    ENDLESS.
     
  22. Pipo

    Pipo extra large & extra hard

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    YES J-Snow dear, if someone disappeared from your favorites they either blocked you or they deleted their profile altogether.
     
  23. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I think we already figured that one out, MISS MARPLE...
     
  24. Pipo

    Pipo extra large & extra hard

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    OH SORRY, We still haven't adjusted our CLOCKS so I'm a little BEHIND some paperwork Miss LEMON
     
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  25. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It's the Grindr thread. You'd be better off ADJUSTING YOUR COCKS.
     
  26. Pipo

    Pipo extra large & extra hard

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    Again, LEFT BEHIND

    I just updated this piece of shite and noticed they now have emojis, oh no wait, they're GAYMOJIS :manson:

    but omg at the Mean Girls one, not even remotely cliche.
     
  27. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    And that's on the last page as well :(
     
  28. Pipo

    Pipo extra large & extra hard

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    I WAS OVERDUE AN UPDATE! *leaves thread forever*
     
  29. Barnacle

    Barnacle Climb on through my window.

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    Yes, it's annoying.

    Though admittedly I've signed up to the monthly subscription for DailyJocks. Got my luminous green jockstrap in the post yesterday for March.
     
  30. J-Snow

    J-Snow I'm ms. EXTRA, EXTRA.

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    I'm mostly attracted to jerks so you'd be surprised, love.
     
  31. Pipo

    Pipo extra large & extra hard

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    Never mind Grindr DEALS

    It's the constant SPAMMING of REAL PEOPLE offering their services/selling their stuff as if this were fucking craig's list

    -Sugar daddies
    - Escort service
    - Flogging underwear or "sexy lounge wear" Whatever that means
    - Looking for a room mate/looking to rent a flat
    - masseurs AT YOUR DOOR
    - poppers, novelty condoms and assorted sex toys

    this is why I stopped using it, it's not fun anymore! Does this happen often in your country people?
     
  32. Mats

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    sounds like a feature for developing countries :side-eye:
     
  33. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    In a tourist town in Vietnam I had local tailors pitching for business on Grindr.
     
  34. Zu-Klara

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    I'm now trying my luck on GRIZZLY :zombie:
     
  35. Zu-Klara

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    There's a terribly ungrammatical "You sent Grrrr! to [name]". Surely it should be "a Grrrr!"? Also, I've been sent a message from "Lubo from Grizzly team" for feedback on this hot and very sexy new app

    Add THE and I might bother although then again I MIGHT NOT
     
  36. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara User

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    Maybe I'll break with crappo sexless app tradition, actually speak to people this evening IRL and get me some THROBBING GRISTLE :horny:
     
  37. COB

    COB Skullomania nude on spacehopper

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    Is this real? I'll give it a go, but I'm sure it'll have even fewer members in my area than Growlr does :(
     
  38. COB

    COB Skullomania nude on spacehopper

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    I was about to download it but decided to have a look at the user reviews first, where I uncovered evidence of SCANDAL :o Apparently that rotten Lubo has been offering people special perks if they give the app a five star review! Needless to say I'm outraged, though I'll still probably give it a go.
     
  39. Zu-Klara

    Zu-Klara User

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    I just knew that Lubo one was a rotten egg. It's actually quite rubbish and doesn't seem to have many users but I'm having a snout now and then just in case

    *dozes off*
     
  40. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I tell you what is doing my head in- how they seem to have enabled "Buy Grindr With A Touch" which means if you go to use the home button to get out of Grindr, as I and EVERYONE always does, it often pops up that you're about to make a fucking purchase.

    UNDERHAND!
     

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