Morning I'm "working" at home, the bathroom fitters are in and ripping everything out and I had a morning poo but need another one and I don't have a toilet. Hmmph.
I'll be glad of a MONDAY when I'm not SUMMONED to carry a load of old RUBBISH out to a van at 9:30 am
One of our bathroom fitting people is a LADY TYPE and I have to say, to my shame, I was rather surprised
I quite often have an early morning LITTLE one and then one later on. It's almost as if the first is just getting me going before the rest FLOPS OUT
Sometimes though it's all psychological. You don't actually need a poo, it's only because you have no toilet you THINK you need a poo...
This is QUITE possible. I'm going to just wee in a glass and pour it down the kitchen sink, but I'm really hoping I can get away with not pooing later on today. Otherwise, it might be a plastic bag situation...