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  1. octophone

    octophone smack your lips (clap your teeth)

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    Back at work...and half the place is off. I literally have empty desks all around me.

    Bliss.
     
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  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Morning

    I'm "working" at home, the bathroom fitters are in and ripping everything out and I had a morning poo but need another one and I don't have a toilet. Hmmph.
     
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  3. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    I'll be glad of a MONDAY when I'm not SUMMONED to carry a load of old RUBBISH out to a van at 9:30 am :evil:
     
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  4. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    I think it's DEEPLY SEXIST that WOMEN in the office aren't asked to LUG the TRASH OUT
     
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  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    One of our bathroom fitting people is a LADY TYPE and I have to say, to my shame, I was rather surprised :D
     
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  6. octophone

    octophone smack your lips (clap your teeth)

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    A two-poo morning? Someone has a healthy amount of fibre in their diet, I'm impressed.
     
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  7. Shirley

    Shirley YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS

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    I'm always POOING but I'd rather NOT than WIN AN AWARD FOR IT
     
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  8. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I quite often have an early morning LITTLE one and then one later on. It's almost as if the first is just getting me going before the rest FLOPS OUT :D
     
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  9. octophone

    octophone smack your lips (clap your teeth)

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    Breaking the seal, as it were... :poo:
     
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    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    Sometimes though it's all psychological. You don't actually need a poo, it's only because you have no toilet you THINK you need a poo...
     
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  11. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I am back at work, jet lagged and in a FOUL mood
     
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  12. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    This is QUITE possible. I'm going to just wee in a glass and pour it down the kitchen sink, but I'm really hoping I can get away with not pooing later on today. Otherwise, it might be a plastic bag situation...
     
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  13. octophone

    octophone smack your lips (clap your teeth)

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    Have the first two begat the third?
     
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  14. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    Of course.
     
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  15. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Today has been a RIGHT PAIN IN THE CUNT

    EVENING LOVES
     
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