Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by octophone, Feb 11, 2019.
Back at work...and half the place is off. I literally have empty desks all around me.
I'm "working" at home, the bathroom fitters are in and ripping everything out and I had a morning poo but need another one and I don't have a toilet. Hmmph.
I'll be glad of a MONDAY when I'm not SUMMONED to carry a load of old RUBBISH out to a van at 9:30 am
I think it's DEEPLY SEXIST that WOMEN in the office aren't asked to LUG the TRASH OUT
One of our bathroom fitting people is a LADY TYPE and I have to say, to my shame, I was rather surprised
A two-poo morning? Someone has a healthy amount of fibre in their diet, I'm impressed.
I'm always POOING but I'd rather NOT than WIN AN AWARD FOR IT
I quite often have an early morning LITTLE one and then one later on. It's almost as if the first is just getting me going before the rest FLOPS OUT
Breaking the seal, as it were...
Sometimes though it's all psychological. You don't actually need a poo, it's only because you have no toilet you THINK you need a poo...
I am back at work, jet lagged and in a FOUL mood
This is QUITE possible. I'm going to just wee in a glass and pour it down the kitchen sink, but I'm really hoping I can get away with not pooing later on today. Otherwise, it might be a plastic bag situation...
Have the first two begat the third?
Today has been a RIGHT PAIN IN THE CUNT