I think I'm going to study KABBALAH

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What should I do?

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  1. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I mean, REALLY.

    Everyone's saying THIS and THAT about it. Maybe I should find out for myself and spend £500 on the Zohar.

    What do you all think?
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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  3. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I'm SERIOUS :D
     
  4. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Sounds like a waste of money to me, to be honest.
     
  5. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Start off your own loon pseudo religion for pop stars to follow instead. There's money in it.
     
  6. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    By the way I should point out here that I own both Becoming Like God and The 72 Names of God - the two books that Madonna mentioned in the late '90s as her introduction to Kabbalah. I got them both from closing down book shop sales. I've never gotten round to reading them properly but I remember laughing my arse off when I flicked through Becoming Like God because it just seemed really pedestrian but disguised as intellectual.

    But maybe I was only seeing what my eyes wanted to see.
     
  7. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Church of Madonna :disco:
     
  8. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I KNOW

    That's what is REALLY REALLY funny
     
  9. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    I say go for it :D
     
  10. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    We should go to the Kabbalah Centre TOGETHER :disco:
     
  11. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Is there a local one ?

    I can't imagine there being much of a DEMAND around HERE to be honest... then again, if the Kabbalah POWERS THAT BE want to take 20% or however much it is of £15k a year, BE OUR GUEST
     
  12. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Just investigated and unfortunately the London one is the nearest one to us :(
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    In the meantime I want TOOLS to DEAL with the UNIVERSE like Madonna to fill my SPIRITUAL VOID :(
     
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  13. Spuggie

    Spuggie Ripped to shreds

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    But could the potential strength you accrue from studying Kabbalah sustain you through everyone thinking that you're an impressionable homosexual following the lead of an old woman who is increasingly irrelevant?

    Or are you just having a laugh?
     
  14. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Well to be honest I have a spiritual void in my life. I need SOMETHING, and I'm just not sure what it is. I am not interested in any of the 'big 3'.

    Kabbalah seems appealing. So does Buddhism. And Hinduism.
     
  15. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Suddhism?
     
  16. Star

    Star Homo Secretary (OB)

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    I'd love to be a Buddhist actually.
     
  17. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    What's wrong with science?
     
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  18. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I always find there is an inherent arrogance about science in the way it just discounts religion and spirituality. It is symptomatic of the nature of scientists - the detached, 'geekiness' of it, if you will. As if the mere idea that a God exists or that human beings are inclined to be spiritual is laughable and easily explained by the whole "Teddy Bear for adults" thing.

    So no, atheism doesn't do it for me anymore.
     
  19. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    I visited the Kaballah Centre in London a couple of times in 2005, just out of interest (and on the off chance I might bump into MADGE). The reception is just basically a SHOP. I didn't buy anything or allow myself to be drawn into conversation. There was a little display of M's children's books on one stand.
     
  20. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    What a completely RIDICULOUS idea. But do carry on... :D
     
  21. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Om SHANTI SHANTI SHANTI

    Oh no wait that's SANSKRIT

    SHIT
     
  22. swangali

    swangali MEAN BOY

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    this is the equivalent of doing a degree in paeleantology because you like watching Friends.
     
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  23. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    I'm going to fuck a SPANIARD JUST LIKE KYLIE :disco:
     
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  24. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I'm SERIOUS

    I need a SPIRITUAL REAWAKENING

    I feel like I am living a FUZZY DREAM in this material world BUBBLE. I mean, look at me. I have EVERYTHING; and yet I don't.

    Om SHANTI SHANTI
     
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  25. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I blame moving to the PROVINCES
     
  26. swangali

    swangali MEAN BOY

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    I'm going to become a Mormon. DUM DUM DUM DUM DUUUM
     
  27. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Oh yes, now THAT'S the equivalent of what I'm doing - if you become a Mormon just cause Brendan Flowers is SUPER HOT
     
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    swangali MEAN BOY

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  29. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Move back to London. LET VAUXHALL FILL YOUR VOID.
     
  30. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    This thread is so ridiculous, but I LOVE IT.

    Have you considered Confucianism, Jainism, Taoism, Zoroastrianism?
     
  31. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    No, no, yes (for 2 months when I was 16) and no.

    I think I will stop reading newspapers and magazines as well, too much negative energy. And TV might be out of the question too - it's poison.
     
  32. Ellie

    Ellie Super talented triple threat

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    That's the most I've laughed online in days. Thank you :D
     
  33. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    fuck me, moopy hasn't got a HOPE
     
  34. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    To be fair that was a Sebastian Flyte-esque moment.

    And to be fair AGAIN I don't really buy magazines (anymore) and I never EVER buy papers.

    TV will be difficult to give up though.
     
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    How can life be what you want it to be? :(



    *klunk*
     
  36. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    I don't want no lies
    I don't watch t.v.
    I don't waste my time
    Won't read a magazine


    :eyes:
     
  37. Indie

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    What's the point in asking the question if you vote "yes" on your own poll?
     
  38. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I wasn't SURE
     
  39. Strawberry Jam

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    Do you have to change your name?
    Will it get you far?
     
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  40. Tal

    Tal Morrissssssssssey

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    Oh Suedey! The Kabbalah that they sell (that's right) for Madge and her celebrity friends is just a mishmash of new age nonsense, "modern day" Judaism and spirituality by the pound.
    Just wear the red string on your leg like every other gay and be done with!
     

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