I think I'm going to study KABBALAH

Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Suedey, Jun 29, 2009.

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What should I do?

  1. Go for it! Whatever makes you happy.

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  2. Oh good God. Just when you thought Suedey wasn't crazy enough.

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  3. No comment.

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  4. Other PLEASE SPECIFY

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  1. smexy

    smexy Guest

    I did consider going back to Church for a while but thought better of it.

    Scientology is the way...
     
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  2. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    I'm CHANTING as we SPEAK
    BYE BYE DARLING
     
  3. Dark Carnival

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    I wanted to vote yes just for the comedy value of all this but I felt ridiculous just voting for that. So, no comment.
     
  4. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Well I just ordered some RED STRING :D
     
  5. Dr Lecter

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    Why dont yo just use the red string in the REINVENTION TOUR PROGRAMME
     
  6. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Well the RED STRING PACKAGE I ordered has enough for 7 bracelets apparently. So that'll do me for a while.

    I've also dug out my copies of Becoming Like God and The 72 Names of God from the shelf. They need some dusting.

    I'm actually QUITE EXCITED :D
     
  7. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    I can't stop LAUGHING EVERYTIME I READ THIS THREAD. :D
     
  8. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    Suedey how much have you spent so far? :D
     
  9. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Roughly £40.
     
  10. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    Suede, I wore red string around my wrist for a while in solidarity with Britney Spears. It got me into a bit of embarrassment when David & Carrie Grant (who are very religious) started talking to me about the Tanakh and I had to admit I was just wearing it because I liked Britney and thought Kabbalah seemed like fun.
     
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  11. ameraal

    ameraal la loi de murphy

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    no wonder i'm in CAMP KYLIE these days
     
  12. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Yes, but the big difference between us here is that you wore it because of Britney who only wore it because of Madonna. I'm going for the direct approach. Which means that I'm doing my homework.

    YOU HAVE TO REACH FOR THE LIGHT AND FREE YOURSELF OF DARKNESS
     
  13. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    This is true. You'd still be embarrassed if someone started asking you difficult questions about Kabbalah though and you had to admit you only wore a red bracelet because of Madonna. At least people like(d) Britney.
     
  14. Floppet

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    Can you just use generic red string or must you have the kabbalah special red string? What is the significance of the red string bracelet? Is it blessed or something?
     
  15. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    It costs more money and therefore it is of greater value to brain dead queens.
     
  16. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    Suedey why don't you just read the Torah and the Zohar? THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
     
  17. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    Oh come on Suedehead. How old are you? Is taking up a phony money stealing religion, just because your favourite popstar does it, really where you want to be in life?
     
  18. swangali

    swangali MEAN BOY

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    Funny you should say that TP. I've booked to go on a Coach Trip next week :)
     
  19. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I'm halfway through The 72 Names of God and I am actually really enjoying it.

    I will choose to disregard the patronising remarks and the name-calling.
     
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  20. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    My comments have been NOTHING BUT SUPPORTIVE.
     
  21. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Not you Jonfesh. They know who they are.
     
  22. swangali

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  23. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    You did say 'PLEASE SPECIFY'
     
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  24. Lunar Foetus

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    SUEDEY YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS

    Look you leave London for FIVE MINUTES and go mental. COME BACK :(
     
  25. Alex

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    Yes because he was completely normal before moving to the PROVINCES...
     
  26. VoR

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    Suedey has seriously jumped the shark for me with this shit. I work 50 hour weeks to save enough money to get out of this hellhole and he's wasting £40 a pop on KABALLAH ACCESSORIES?

    HAVE A WORD WITH YOURSELF!
     
  27. Star

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    I'm sure Suedey has done his share of hard work to get where he is now though!!
     
  28. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    There's nothing me and my dear friend Michael enjoy when we go to London than playing KABBALAH BINGO and pointing and laughing at any CUNT who has a red string round their wrist in Soho

    Looks like we won't have to go much further than SOUTHAMPTON IN FUTURE :D
     
  29. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It's got FUCK ALL to do with how much he's spent

    He can SPEND HIS MONEY HOW HE DAMNED LIKES and not just worry because you're TOO UGLY TO BE EMPLOYED
     
  30. Jonfessions

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    :D

    Indeed. VoR, do you resent everyone wasting their hard earned cash on tat? It's Suedey's money; his choice.
     
  31. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Suedey might think it's a BIT ridiculous to spend your LIFE savings on going to Sweden every year for the EUROVISION SONG CONTEST HEATS YOU'VE ONLY BEEN INTO FOR ABOUT SIX MONTHS, but no one's SCREAMING AT YOU, VoR, now ARE THEY ?*

    *- Well, except me
     
  32. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    YES
     
  33. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    And just what does the fact that YOU have a SHIT job have anything to do with how I choose to spend my HARD EARNED cash?
     
  34. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Still, let's face it, you're still a DICKHEAD, though, Suede... :D
     
  35. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    EXACTLY

    So even if this Kabbalah phase of mine is just an extension of Madge LUNACY at least I've been a Madge loon for over TWENTY THREE YEARS now..
     
  36. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Everytime you say something like that you are trapping yourself in the Dark and getting further away from the Light.
     
  37. Star

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    I still say GO FOR IT SUEDE.

    As long as it makes you HAPPY :D
     
  38. Jonfessions

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    Suede I wish I lived back in Hampshire RIGHT NOW

    We could set up a Southampton centre. :disco:
     
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  39. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Thanks darlings.
     
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  40. Ellie

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    I don't DO phases. This better be for LIFE :D
     

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