X Factor I would like to marry Dermot O'Leary

Discussion in 'Reality Bites' started by TurnerPrize, Aug 31, 2008.

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What a lovely man.

  1. I would also like to marry him.

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  2. NO

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  1. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    I think he is actually the most perfect man in the whole wide world.

    - He is pretty.
    - He is funny.
    - He works with Dannii Minogue and Cheryl Cole.
    - Not too poor.
    - He seems caring (at least more so than that rasping hag Kate Thornton).
     
  2. Rita

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    HANDS OFF BITCH.
     
  3. rural juror

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    Hes somewhere in my top 3 dermots
     
  4. JET BOY

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    He just screams GREY PUBIC HAIR to me
     
  5. Suomi

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    the sensible side of me says that he would be a great husband


    the Suomi side of me says he would be boring and i'd probably end up smacking him about
     
  6. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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  7. Ag

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    I prefer him with less hair...
     
  8. Kate

    Kate most die in your bedroom

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    I can see the attraction but he doesn't do it for me
     
  9. Suomi

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    his replacement's demeanour does it 1000 times more for me i'm afraid


    YAH GEORGE LAMB

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  10. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    He is a dickhead though.

    And Dermot has developed a muscular body which is not too muscular and would be good for hugs.
     
  11. Rita

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    I think George Lamb is LUSH but don't like his clothes or hair, for some reason I dont think it suits him at ALL.
     
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  13. Suomi

    Suomi Super Moderator

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    EXACTLY


    the nicey niceness of Steve Jones also puts me off in the same way Dermot does. I wish they'd both just gang rape the guests they don't like
     
  14. David

    David Misanthropic Old Bastard

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    He's too short for me, and I don't like the current hair trend.

    I used to love him, but ultimately when it comes to height I am a size queen, unless they're built like a brick outhouse.
     
  15. TurnerPrize

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    DO NOT MENTION STEVE JONES IN THE SAME BREATH (or typing equivalent) AS DERMOT O'LEARY

    He seems like such whiny smug man who thinks he is funny but isn't. He should tear a few pages out of Dermot's book.
     
  16. Rachey

    Rachey A little bit lesbian

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    Oh he is a GORGEOUS Dermot.

    Mr O'Leary is gorgeous but he really needs to shave his head
     
  17. Jonfessions

    Jonfessions R U 4 REAL?

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    FUCK YES. Mulroney is my second favourite Dermot.
     
  18. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    NOT BAD but the crewcut was better.

    However, anyone who takes the X Factor job that involves hanging around the door that leads to the judges' room is automatically elevated to CUNT status.

    Blame THORNTON :evil:
     
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  19. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    My brother pointed out that his father is the guy that plays Ronnie and Roxys dad in EE

    You learn somethin new every day etc
     
  20. Jake

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    FIERCE
     
  21. TurnerPrize

    TurnerPrize time to dance

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    After watching tonight's repeat this statement still stands, and then some.

    I love how he chastised the sweary asian gentleman.
     
  22. jørgen

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    You'd probably drive him to smack YOU about.
     
  23. Suedey

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    I'm not sure I wanna MARRY him but I'd love him up my ARSE if that's OK.
     
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    Hes been around down here lots of times, his girlfriend went to my schol, last time i saw him in an off licence, hes short but cute



    PS: Suedey, you SLUT
     
  25. Jonfessions

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    Oh he IS short. He was standing in front of us at Live8!

    Still would though.
     
  26. loomer

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    George is very nice indeed, but he completely stole Alex Zane's hair (till he went grey) and career :(
     
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    Word

    He is a BIT short pour moi though.. and he hasn't aged that well. Vernon Kaye is around his age and could pass for much younger.
     
  28. lolly

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    I think Dermot looks fine for his age. He's mid/late 30s isn't he? He certainly doesn't look any older than that.

    Vernon does look younger, it's true. But not BETTER. And he's a tit.
     
  29. Mr Betty Draper

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    I would like to marry Giles Coren.
     
  30. loomer

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    +1

    You do like your TOFFS :disco:
     
  31. loomer

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    Oh definitely not.. just he isn't baby faced and has those prominent forehead lines. But then so do I.

    Although I've been told MIXED things about my age - a lot say I look young and are shocked, some bitches say I look my age or guess older and I want to KILL them :evil:

    Robbie Williams now THERE is someone who looks ATROCIOUS for his age. Cokeface tastic.
     
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  32. Zu-Klara

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    Dermot has all the sexual allure of a thrush shit meringue A MON AVIS. You just KNOW that he pads around his penthouse in fluffy mules and would serve up the Dermot Dance as a MORIBUND ENTREE. Diarmuid Gavin for me THANKS
     
  33. Madison

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    I'm having bad thoughts about Nick Clegg.

    I think it's the weather.
     
  34. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    You're all SCARING ME NOW
     
  35. Zu-Klara

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    Pleasantly PASTY

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  36. lolly

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    Donna is more OLD SKOOL when it comes to a POLITICAL WANK

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  37. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    That EYEBROW gets me going every time
     
  38. Zu-Klara

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    I'd gladly YAWN OPEN for my friend Richard who bears an uncanny resemblance to Charles Kennedy but tragically I don't fit his tiresome criteria for 44HH and I'm obviously far too substantial to hide it all under an ELEPHANT MERKIN
     
  39. TurnerPrize

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    Oh i no longer want to marry Dermot O'Leary. He was a dick during the last X Factor. Thank goodness i never went through with it, i'd be divorced at 22.

    I agree on the Giles Coren thing. He is quite magnificent.
     
  40. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    I've ALSO found myself with a disturbing NICK CLEGG thing going on recently, too

    I have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHY
     

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