call it a Christmas miracle. you literally voted in your TENS in the semi-final. unfortunately due to medical reasons (Kylie-induced seizures) the results were delayed a few weeks, but having since made a full recovery (thankyou for asking) and been discharged from the disco, my tits are CHARGED, nipples are HARD, READY TO GO.* *Tove Lo not featured due to clerical error, full investigation pending SEMI-FINAL RESULTS We Found Love vs. Pure Shores Our first finalist, with a tight 56% of the vote, is... Pure Shores the wildcard competitor that KEEPS WINNING. Can't Get You Out of My Head vs. We Belong Together Driving its competitor off the road in a yellow De Tomaso Mangusta, it's... Can't Get You Out of My Head who could've seen it coming? @dUb Actually and @SDF found doing the "them chickens is ash and I'm lotion" elbow choreo in an otherwise deserted room. Toxic vs. Dancing On My Own two Moopy legends who get off on dancing on their own, but who made it through? it's... Dancing On My Own don't worry, Brit's perfectly happy just arranging delicious onion-watermelon sliders for her ig. so, there you have it. 3 songs. 3 finalists. ONE WINNER. but who will it be? find out in 2022!