Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by big ron, Nov 19, 2020.
Happy IMD to all you raging meninists. x
I got the keys to my London flat today
I no longer live round the bins
I'm going to celebrate International Men's Day by sacking all the women in my team.
It's what Jesus would have wanted.
Happy IMD, men. Here’s a fiver, treat yourself to something pretty
Oh how come men get a day, when's International Women's Day hmmmm? Or International Furries Day? #MoreLikeFursdayAmirite
Also Happy Birthday to @Madison, who is a man.
Isn’t every day a day to celebrate men?
It's also National Toilet Day. Happy pees and poos everyone!
Another day, another shoddy Fall live album arrives in the post. This one's decent so far - a couple of people in the audience clearly hate them, which is fun.
This feels like it was deliberately scheduled to undermine men’s day. We can’t even have ONE day to feel important and respected
Let's be honest the whole YEAR is down the toilet
It's a sensible tie in. You can take a moment to celebrate your maleness whilst also reminding yourselves of (a) how the seat operates on a standard lavatorial unit and (b) that you're never too old to improve your aim.
2020 is well and truly stuck in the U-bend.
I wanted us to mark it with a picture of Harry Styles in a dress but my PR woman said no.
By us I mean Big Ron Industries PLC, not moopy.
It's strange the gammons refer to us as snowflakes, yet they're the ones wound up by a man wearing a dress, not to mention HAPPY BLACK FAMILIES.
I imagine they're just jealous he gets more FANNY wearing a dress than they've ever got wearing G-Star denim.
The thing is - that's exactly it. They see all these women swooning over Harry's frock pics and think "why? why aren't they swooning over me?" when the answer is usually (a) you have severe halitosis and bad facial hair, (b) you have the intellectual capacity of a breadstick, (c) your criminal record or (d) all of the above.
I know how the seat operates - it lifts up when I require it to, and goes down when I need it to.
If other people then stumble across the position I've left it in and get baffled, well, i'm clearly not the one who needs to learn how it operates.
Don't rise to it, Octy. Just be glad you don't live with one of them.
I cackled out loud to this
The toilet seat debate is reductive.