International Men's Thursday

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  1. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    Happy IMD to all you raging meninists. x
     
  2. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    I got the keys to my London flat today

    I no longer live round the bins
     
  3. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    I'm going to celebrate International Men's Day by sacking all the women in my team.

    It's what Jesus would have wanted.
     
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  4. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Happy IMD, men. Here’s a fiver, treat yourself to something pretty :emoji_kissing_heart:
     
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  5. Cloud

    Cloud Yiff Representative

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    Oh how come men get a day, when's International Women's Day hmmmm? Or International Furries Day? #MoreLikeFursdayAmirite
     
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  6. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Also Happy Birthday to @Madison, who is a man.
     
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  7. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    Isn’t every day a day to celebrate men? :disco:
     
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  8. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    Patriarchy UP
     
  9. Tisch

    Tisch Tizzy

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    It's also National Toilet Day. Happy pees and poos everyone!
     
  10. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    Another day, another shoddy Fall live album arrives in the post. This one's decent so far - a couple of people in the audience clearly hate them, which is fun.
     
  11. Rita

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  12. ButterTart

    ButterTart Egg Custard Tart

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    This feels like it was deliberately scheduled to undermine men’s day. We can’t even have ONE day to feel important and respected :(
     
  13. Cloud

    Cloud Yiff Representative

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    Let's be honest the whole YEAR is down the toilet
     
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  14. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    It's a sensible tie in. You can take a moment to celebrate your maleness whilst also reminding yourselves of (a) how the seat operates on a standard lavatorial unit and (b) that you're never too old to improve your aim.
     
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  15. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    2020 is well and truly stuck in the U-bend.
     
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  16. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    I wanted us to mark it with a picture of Harry Styles in a dress but my PR woman said no.
     
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  17. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    By us I mean Big Ron Industries PLC, not moopy.
     
  18. Lucille

    Lucille Sniffing in the VIP area

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    It's strange the gammons refer to us as snowflakes, yet they're the ones wound up by a man wearing a dress, not to mention HAPPY BLACK FAMILIES.
     
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  19. big ron

    big ron Nude inspector

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    I imagine they're just jealous he gets more FANNY wearing a dress than they've ever got wearing G-Star denim.
     
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  20. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    :D

    The thing is - that's exactly it. They see all these women swooning over Harry's frock pics and think "why? why aren't they swooning over me?" when the answer is usually (a) you have severe halitosis and bad facial hair, (b) you have the intellectual capacity of a breadstick, (c) your criminal record or (d) all of the above.
     
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  21. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    I know how the seat operates - it lifts up when I require it to, and goes down when I need it to.

    If other people then stumble across the position I've left it in and get baffled, well, i'm clearly not the one who needs to learn how it operates.
     
  22. octophone

    octophone The Electrocutioner

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    OMG.
     
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  23. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Don't rise to it, Octy. Just be glad you don't live with one of them.
     
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  24. SDF

    SDF We're all Angles in Chainz

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    I cackled out loud to this :D
     
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  25. big ron

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    The toilet seat debate is reductive.
     

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