Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Mugatu, Mar 15, 2015.
We already know all there is to know about YOU thank you very much
Every GHASTLY NOOK AND CRANNY!
Nominating @ZenGiraffe to do the survey
This please. More deets and don’t forget @ZenGiraffe, you won’t ever get any more likes from anyone if you don’t share XXX full frontals
Honestly I simply cannot believe these DREADFUL GIFS which @Kate repeatedly insists on posting! Can’t anyone do ANYTHING?
I’m used to it, dear. I’ve learned to take the LITE with the SHADE.
Not every Internet forum user has the range.
@Shirley! ENORMOBOOB GIF ALERT!
When @nerys posted a pic of Faith Brown the other night, it took me a minute to recognise her without a pair of black tights over her face. Smashing norks though
Lovely norks, fantastic norks
Fixed that for you.
What deets would you like? Also, not even Frau Zen gets full frontals so you are on a hiding to nothing, unless you buy me dinner first.
I’d quite forgotten about LURID MYSTIQUE
“What keeps you posting on Moopy after all these years, Melody?” “Well, to be perfectly frank, it’s the LURID MYSTIQUE ”
Well restaurants are closed but I’ve been approved to purchase you a fray bentos pie with Moopy funds (through the amazon link of course).
He’ll almost certainly want at least TWO. I know HIS SORT
28/Only with Consent/Glasgow
A desire to find out why @COB was ignoring my sensual dancing and staring at his phone instead.
I was nearly shot by the guards of a recently stick-poked Camilla
Well, you didn't hear it from me, but your friend and mine Lulu is into auto-erotic defenestration.
Very rude of naughty @COB to ignore your sensual dancing I must say. Maybe the tea towel, mittens and clogs didn’t give it a sufficiently souky air. Mind you, at least you can now see how the devilishly lurid mystique can draw one in
Did someone say SOUK
Oh I'm always here for another scot
I feel I need more details about your near death experience. Camilla Parker-Bowles or La Camilla from Army of Lovers?
I’m saying NOTHING
On the day of the student protests, the royal variety, and most importantly, the Graham Norton show which I had tickets to be an audience member for, Parker-Bowles got poked by a stick. When I was on my way home, I decided to nip past Westminster to see what had happened earlier.
I got off at Oxford Street to see what happened. Since I was buried in my phone with headphones in, I didn't notice the line of armed guards shouting at me as I walked straight into them until I was basically no longer able to social distance with them.
They shouted at me whilst brandishing their guns, and I meekly ran off a different way.
Jesus! Considering Camilla is only famous because of being poked when she shouldn't have been, that seems like a touch of overkill.
Hi I'm Joe.
- maybe the southern hemispheres biggest Anastacia fan
- basic gay in all the right ways
- maybe a nice person
- don't really understand popular sitcom Friends
- lack of enthusiasm for most things
- fired by Bonnie Tyler for playing wrong chords to total eclipse
Okay thanks for your time
Uhm, Sweetie, you have those the wrong way round.
Hi Joe. I was listening to Anastacia’s GH the other day.
Hello, hey Joe.
How did you find us?!?
Actually I redact the first bit. I was digging deep to keep the rule of three #gcseenglish
Before you ask: yes why not
Randomly, because of the plague, I have been rewatching popular reality television show Coach Trip from 2010 onwards. I stumbled across the trove of coach trip hot takes here and they are really adding to the experience. I'm on series 5 now.
Hi Joe. I wouldn't regard either of these as cons...
Oh, now this requires elucidation...
Hello! Impeccable taste.
Can you recommend a particular favourite series of coach trip? I quite fancy a rewatch myself.
Also WHERE in the Southern Hemisphere are you?
See, told you we'd welcome you with open arms.
So far season three has been the best value. Good balance of likeable misifts and fame-hungry trashrats - delicious. 12 is good too.
Perth, Western Australia... But I am from London.