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  1. Iguana

    Iguana One two CHA CHA CHA

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    Welcome, Joe! I would also like more Bonnie Tyler deets please - there is so much to infer from that short sentence!
     
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  2. whatisityoucantface

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    So... we were supposed to casually whack out just a chorus live on air on a TV show, and I was booked to play another song for someone else - but in a rushed rehearsal she couldnt find the start note without doing the verse first so she told me I was playing the wrong chord and the segment was cut from the show. It was a lot.
     
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  3. Lucille

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    Was she DRUNK?
     
  4. whatisityoucantface

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    I can't speak to that. She was good fun and very sweet afterwards. It was a hairy moment.
     
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  5. Lucille

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    Oh god just put on season 3 coach trip. I think I watched this when it aired. First notes, Jackie has ENORMOUS tits that I can’t quite get my head around, and Ivy’s wig is TERRIBLE!
     
  6. whatisityoucantface

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    @Lucille please tell me you remember Ivy? She is the... heart and soul... of the season.
     
  7. Lucille

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    I recognise her but can’t remember any specifics!
     
  8. Lucille

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    Sorry I don’t want to de-rail the thread too much but loving Geoff and Anne’s opening statement.

    “We met at work, ended up having an affair and things got a bit nasty.”

    They both have HORRIBLE hair as well.
     
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  9. whatisityoucantface

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    Coach trip really is a catalogue of horrible choices
     
  10. Superstylin'

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    Where are you all watching Coach Trip? I missed this shit when I left the UK and now seems the perfect time to catch up.
     
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  11. COB

    COB Wishin' I was toothless

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    God I LOVED Coach Trip, and the Coach Trip topics on here were fantastic :D
     
  12. Lucille

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    I’m watching on all4 thigh not sure if it’s available outside the UK?
     
  13. KindaCool

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    have we ever HAD an Anastacia loon?
     
  14. KindaCool

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    You must've had a REALLY good reason to book that flight.
     
  15. whatisityoucantface

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    You're my favourite so far
     
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  16. whatisityoucantface

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    Yes yes yes! Just about to start series 6...

    All4 + VPN works for me
     
  17. Ag

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    :zombie:
     
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  18. Zu-Klara

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    Bienvenue @whatisityoucantface!

    And do tell us. What IS it you can’t face? (Unless someone has already asked that, in which case I’ll think of another searching and hopefully horrifically traumatising question :disco:)
     
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  19. COB

    COB Wishin' I was toothless

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  20. Zu-Klara

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    @whatisityoucantface, we like to get to know our new friends at the earliest opportunity via a selection of disturbing questions which some might say are borne of mental illness so tell us, would you rather submit to full anal penetration by Eamonn Holmes or have a prolonged licky on Ruth Langsford’s apparently not so neat and tidy (some say PRIVETTY) fancy? You have to choose ONE :)
     
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  21. Soldi

    Soldi The UK’s #1 Lea Walker Fanclub

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    Zu darling give the poor gentleman/lady a BREAK! Don’t want to scare the poor love off with your intruding QUESTIONNAIRE!
     
  22. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    You think that's bad?

    In the OLD DAYS we used to make newbies speak to RACHEY! :shock:
     
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  23. Zu-Klara

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    Oh shut up! I’m only being FRIENDLY! Also we all know from experience that my questions really cut to the core and always make for a fun welcoming party :tongueout:
     
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  24. Soldi

    Soldi The UK’s #1 Lea Walker Fanclub

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    As long as she stayed away from her kitchen cutlery it can’t have been THAT BAD?
     
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  25. Soldi

    Soldi The UK’s #1 Lea Walker Fanclub

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    Well you’re still in my GOOD BOOKS for complementing (:eyes:) my mask selfie by saying I looked like Gareth Gates wearing one of Lea Walker’s bras. CARRY ON.
     
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  26. Zu-Klara

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    :D:D:D

    Well you’re going to have to post it here now so we can ALL DECIDE!
     
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  27. Indie

    Indie REMAIN INDOORS

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    @whatisityoucantface what's your favourite brand of spreadable cheese? And do you prefer tubs or triangles?
     
  28. Zu-Klara

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    Anyway @Soldi I just said that it looked like the ONE CUP :)
     
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  29. whatisityoucantface

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    I wondered if anyone would get the reference.

    And it seems they did. Full marks @COB
     
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  30. whatisityoucantface

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    Mmkay so I think Eamonn is the easier option here. Yes. Now would someone tell me who RACHEY is?? She sounds fun.
     
  31. Lucille

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    She’s our resident fanny expert.
     
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  32. Zu-Klara

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    Well, I’m not one to gossip but she’s not as privetty as Ruth. TΒH there’s a reason we call her Holly :(
     
  33. whatisityoucantface

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    Strong hearty no to the spreadables. I watched a discovery channel "how it's made" and *fun fact* some bits of the cheese go round the machine for literally years before making it into a mold
     
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  34. whatisityoucantface

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    (edit) I posted twice and have no idea how to delete. Ugh :bruised:
     
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  35. whatisityoucantface

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    As in Craddock, Waterman or Brice?
     
  36. Soldi

    Soldi The UK’s #1 Lea Walker Fanclub

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    Have you thought of something to say yet?
     
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  37. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    Have you? :D
     
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  38. Rita

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    Now you can NOT beat a bit of Kala shade. :disco:
     
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  39. Alla

    Alla Beast in Black

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  40. Soldi

    Soldi The UK’s #1 Lea Walker Fanclub

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    I think I’ve said a bit TOO MUCH to say I’ve only been here a couple of months.
     
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