Discussion in 'Moopy Moop' started by Sheena, Jan 9, 2019.
Cor, ain't it PARKY?
No it's swampy
Well chilly up here but then, that's us most of the time.
It’s one degree here.
Obviously, I prefer three.
Here it's thirty three
One degree here also, I had to defrost the car this morning.
Last night I had my first nightmare for many years because I ran out of "medication" last week, woke up crying moments before I started screaming but nice to know that my stupid subconscious is still a vile wanker.
I think I may have to sellotape my nipples down.
I need to do this with my belly button
I need to do this to my mum's mouth
It's allegedly 4 degrees here.
So i forgot to set my alarm for this morning and Mrs. Indie is out of town. Good job work hours are flexible
Well, I no longer require sellotape to prevent anything sticking out. Happy days.
Fully on board with this thread title. Currently outside having a fag, can confirm it’s a tad chilly.
The only useful person in our team is off sick. She's "fallen down the stairs". I'm genuinely scared she chucked herself down them
A bit extreme, surely?
Good Morning you sexy bunch.
Sick? The last time I fell down the stairs I went to the club right after and it was a looooong fall.
I would have thought so but she does get a wee bit unhinged when she's angry...
Impressive. I'll let big ron award the appropriate Lad Points.
I had a bit of a drunken fall down quite a few steps when me and the family went out at Christmas. My back is still very tender, but I was more bothered about the fact that my Loubitins came out of it unscuffed.
Loubitins? Are they fake Louboutin?
Never change, Rita!
This is RITA we are talking about, remember. The only thing fake about her is her Botox (which I’m not even sure she still gets)
It's been years since I last fell. Unless you count the regular sinning and dating the wrong people
My phone autocorrects everything WRONG.
Not since last year. So let’s just say over 9 days ago.
If we’re using that then I can say I haven’t had a drink this year...
I score it a full LADS LADS LADS out of LADS LADS LADS
REET there. Letting everyone know she can afford Louboutins, even if she can't spell them...
It’s more my GUCCI BELT that I am fawning over right about now Sheena babe.
How much a year do you think you spend on clothes and shoes, @Rita?
More than YOU
Just had Mr L's mother's cat put to sleep
I honestly couldn’t tell you. I am trying to cut back as I had to throw away a load of clothes/shoes with labels still attached last year as I had never worn them and my walk in wardrobe was fit to burst. If I am being frivolous with money then it does tend to be on clothing. I love handbags and shoes mostly, and my handbags could also be seen as investments.
If Mel's nipple tassels aren't distraction, I'm sure Rita's Fendi handbag collection will suffice.
I got called slutty for showing a small bit of cleavage.
Aww I didn't know you had taken on another cat. RIP little one