Jeffrey Epstein DEAD

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  1. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    In case you missed it, 2,000 pages of unsealed documents were released about the Epstein case yesterday.

    This article lists some of the most salacious stuff - the well-known PM is ALLEGEDLY Tony Blair. The stuff about the Trump connections is also fucking wild.

    I never thought they would actually get Epstein, I thought it would somehow fizzle out and he'd be the only man sentenced, but read my lips or my posts or whatever, Ghislaine Maxwell is going to turn up dead pretty imminently.
     
  2. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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  3. Mugatu

    Mugatu 25. he/him. poly.

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    I'm on the way to meet some friends, can't believe I'm going to have to act all laid-back about this stuff.

     
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  4. COB

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    I found out when a friend I'd been ranting about this to texted me the news - I was on a first date and about to go into the cinema, needless to say Hakuna Matata was the LAST thing on my mind and my companion was probably wondering why I was suddenly white as a sheet.
     
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  5. COB

    COB Hog Frenzy

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    You've just witnessed their power, don't dig too deep Queen :(

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  6. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    OH LOL
     
  7. Floppet

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    Please trust me when I say it most definitely was not the guards. They have a very different MO when it comes to perverts.
     
  8. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    He probably did solely because he knew that the conspiracy nut jobs would make him immortal.
     
  9. Jark

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    That's really no way to talk about Mugatu.
     
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  10. Phoenix

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  11. Jark

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    Is it that hard to believe it was suicide? He would have known he was never getting out of prison in anything but a bodybag. What does a man like that have left to live for?
     
  12. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    OK, I'll take that. Even if it wasn't the guards, it was an inside job.
     
  13. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    Not really. He would have known the party was over and someone with that kind of lifestyle wasn't going to adjust. But that doesn't mean it can't be foul play.
     
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  14. RaspberrySwirl

    RaspberrySwirl Leftover

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    My initial reaction was that he managed to take the easy way out but of course him being murdered makes the most sense.
     
  15. Gangsta Nancy Lam

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    He's aboard the Lolita express noncing angels in heaven :(
     
  16. octophone

    octophone fucking ADMIN, bitches

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    I think the idea of him being murdered appeals tho', given the nature of what he was up to. Suicide feels like getting away with it, even if then end result is the same.
     
  17. Floppet

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    Of course the other conspiracy theory is that the body wasn't him and he's been ghosted somewhere else ...

    *straightens tinfoil hat*
     
  18. ameraal

    ameraal at least at times you knew me

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    it's not difficult to drive someone to suicide but it doesn't really matter if he did it or not. what matters is that he had information people wanted buried, he was in custody, he was supposed to be protected and he is now dead.
     
  19. Suedey

    Suedey HELL-ON.

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    So they poisoned him and made it look like a suicide right? I mean it's fairly obvious...
     
  20. Jark

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    :D well it's not OBVIOUS - there are numerous scenarios, all fairly credible
     
  21. Ag

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    Jeffrey Epstein fan fiction forum now!

    Oh wait Mugatu already did a topic.
     
  22. Ag

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    Just to say consider me 100% on board with every insane theory over this.

    Fingers crossed for a Jill Dando tie in.
     
  23. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I have no opinion on this, but am pleased that we may have a HOT NEW ENTRY on the moopy death chart soon.
     
  24. Gangsta Nancy Lam

    Gangsta Nancy Lam mess

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    Me: Not everything is a global lizard-people conspiracy.

    Also me: Nigel Farage slagging off the Queen's dead mum and Meghan Markle today is a PR MOVE designed to pull focus from her son being an (alleged) puppet nonce.
     
  25. Ag

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    For those of you have long memories Ghislaine Maxwell is of course the daughter of Robert Maxwell who also died mysteriously.
     
  26. Phoenix

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    This thread

     
  27. Rita

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    I thought the royal family would be protected from the media claims that Andrew was part of this debacle?
     
  28. Jark

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    will they find her? :o my favourite current rumour is that she's "400 pounds and living in Miami", as if being fat in Miami makes one impossible to find :D
     
  29. Floppet

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    Some Judge in America has said the papers relating to Epstein and Prince Pervy can't be unsealed.
     
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  30. Phoenix

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    I wonder if Jeffery will make an appearance on The Crown
     
  31. Ag

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    Well one would assume they won't avoid his lifestyle.
     
  32. Rita

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    GOOD. I am fed up of the Royal family getting away with MURDER.
     
  33. Floppet

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    Banning them from being unsealed means we won't ever find out what was in them. So Randy Andy's going to get away with it.
     
  34. Rita

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    Oh I read that as can not be resealed. Actually I don’t know if I actually did read it like that, but that’s how I understood it. I have been stupid busy this week and that is my excuse for my clear stupidity. :side-eye:
     
  35. Iguana

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    "Those papers cannot be resealed" sounds a bit like something Judge Rinder would order
     

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