Jess Glynne being a dickhead at SEXY FISH

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  1. dUb

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    Jess Glynne CANCELLED for alleging discrimination when turned away from a restaurant for wearing a hoodie

     
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  2. dUb

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  3. Lucille

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    THE STATE!
     
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    It's from 2016 but I have no qualms rubbing salt into the wound where that wench is concerned

     
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    Yikes :zombie:

    Twitter has been good on this
     
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    sexy fish waiter shoves apology up arse
     
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    jess glynne forced to walk to wales
     
  8. Rita

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    Is Jess Glynne quite a well known BITCH? I had no idea.
     
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    Apparently Ellie Goulding has liked a couple of tweets suggesting she may be so seems likely. Not that I know Ellie to be an authority on these things.

    I thought Glynne had been cancelled by Moopy from day one.
     
  10. Rita

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    Who is to say that ELLIE isn’t the bitch?

    Not our @Ellie of course. Ellie Goulding.
     
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    Very true. I thought everybody was supposed to #bekind these days publically anyway.
     
  12. lolly

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    Jess Glynne is obviously a massive cunt. Every stylist in the business has clearly had good reason to hate her for years.
     
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    I used to dislike Ellie Goulding for silly reasons just because I’m not a great fan of her voice, and I sensed she was being styled to some kind of sex kitten image in which she clearly didn’t look comfortable.

    Have since head from a friend of a friend that she’s absolutely lovely, so that’s that.
     
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    OMG IT MUST BE TRUE THEN. :o
     
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    I think it was you that called her Crystal Tipps ages back, and that's all I think of every time I see her.

    And yes, she's a fucking demoness. Her sound is specifically engineered to sound like every song should be on a Grattan advert, to the point where you can't hear them without imagining fat women dancing in trouser suits.
     
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  16. Rita

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    Rather Be is still AMAZING. Bitch or no bitch.
     
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    Yes, that was me. And FUCK #bekind, here she is again with with Alistair.

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    Uncanny
     
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    She really is just a stretched Linda La Hughes.
     
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    are we allowed a 'One hundred times Jess Glynne looked a right fucking state' thread on moopy?
     
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    My friend was in her circle of friends at school and said she was an absolute nightmare
     
  22. octophone

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    It gave us Jess Glynne AND that snooty one with the cricket bat for a cello from Clean Bandit. And is it really a coincidence that Marina blanded out and lost her Diamonds as soon as she hooked up with the ginge from Clean Bandit? I think not.
     
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    Most people are a nightmare at school, mind you.
     
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    I'm sure Suomi was PURE DELIGHT.
     
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    I mean, if she was an artiste, the difficult temperament would be understandable, but she’s not. Her music is for people who find Gabrielle too edgy.
     
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    Although I agree with @Rita that Rather Be was great, if overplayed to the point of absurdity now.
     
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    Just to say I saw Clean Bandit at Pride last year and they were FUCKING BORING.

    Mr Ag loved it so whatever.

    Still fuck Jess Glynn. Unnecessary.
     
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  28. Rita

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    I have very little opinion of Jess Glynne. Yes, she should definitely sack the stylist but other than that I am just pretty shocked that she has had so many number 1’s.
     
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    She obviously knows the right people because after sacking off the Isle of Wight festival cos she was still pissed from the night before and getting a life ban, she is somehow back next year. One wonders...
     
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    It was no "Symphony".
     
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  32. Rita

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    Rather Be > Symphony all day long for me. I do agree Rather Be has been overplayed to within an inch of its life but initially it was EVERYTHING.
     
  33. Rita

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    That WAS terrible, but find me someone that hasn’t overdone it the night before and had to cancel important plans the next day. I am still struggling with anything HATEFUL other than her dress sense.
     
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    Apparently #1 is Becky Hill.
     
  35. Rita

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    Who is that? :confused:
     
  36. VoR

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    Who cares? He's telling us what we want to hear.
     
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    HOLD UP! VoR doesn’t like her so she MUST be a cunt according to a nobody who has “worked with her“ on Twitter. :rolleyes:
     
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    I have no strong opinion on Jess Glynne either way, I'm just enjoying the ride.
     
  39. Rita

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    I will happily be proved wrong by the way but many seem to have taken a complete dislike to her without receipts. Yes her songs are dreary and she dresses like a tramp a lot of the time, but I am seeing no concrete evidence of CUNT.
     
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    Omg Rita just MARRY her already!
     
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