Jessie J - Real Deal

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  1. Mugatu

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    Transatlantic megastar and retired bisexual Jessie J returns with her new urban banger and tribute to David Dickinson.

     
  2. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Is this the single I saw hanging around the arse end of iTunes last week?

    Fully deserved.
     
  3. Ag

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    I do not wish to know.
     
  4. lolly

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    RELAX - NO NEW ALBUM IMMINENT (but she's still talking shite).


    In a new interview with Forbes, the singer confirmed that it is not taken from an upcoming album. “I’m still writing and I’m still creating,” she reassured fans. “There’s so much that’s to come. But when it happens, I think people are gonna be happy that I didn’t tell them about it too prematurely. It will be, it will be, it will be… I don’t know. The thing is, I don’t know. But I know it’s there, and I know I’ve said that recently.”

    Jessie J also revealed that her new material is ‘reminiscent of her first album’.


    “I’m so involved in it personally, in that I’ve written it all myself,” she tells Forbes. “I’ve had one producer. It’s almost been like a time of therapy, but with a melody to it.


    “It feels like it really is reminiscent of my first album. I just have to know that it’s the right thing that I’m doing, and I have to trust my instincts and act on them. Some days I get frustrated, ’cause I feel for [my fans]. I know it’s been so long and they are so supportive, but I know that when it happens, they’ll forget that it was so long that they didn’t have music.”


    Read more at http://www.nme.com/news/music/jessie-j-returns-new-single-real-deal-2123816#XwysIVFLKtEeRSox.99
     
  5. Pipo

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    “I’m still writing and I’m still creating,” surely means "No dear, Max MArtin ain't replying my texts or emails and Ariana has deleted me off Facebook so there's ZERO chance of getting a hit off this".
     
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  6. The Anti-Dubsden

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    'Some days I get frustrated, 'cause I feel for [my fans]"

    As if the delay is some unfortunate mishap, as opposed to Jessie being RETIRED by the music industry
     
  7. Diddy

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    Well if we are getting a therapy album, let's hope it's ELECTROSHOCK
     
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  8. Christian

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    I think AVERSION THERAPY would be even more A PROPOS
     
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    Delete thread plz
     
  10. lolly

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    I like how she seems to think the rest of music JUST STOPS when she doesn't have anything out.

    I'm sure most of find if anything, the opposite is true.
     
  11. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    who asked for this?
     
  12. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    "It's very reminiscent of my first album" is one of those things singers always say when they're desperate to recapture former glories, isn't it?
     
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  13. Marilyn

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    Dear Jessie,

     
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  14. Ag

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    Most of her career has been AVERSION THERAPY against her. I know I feel like SHITTING and VOMITING when I hear her music or see her shit face and would prefer an electric shock to genitals than hear Domino, Bang Bang or Price Tag again.
     
  15. lolly

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    But she's a SINGER'S SINGER!

    Us mere mortals don't appreciate the pure talant.
     
  16. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    y'all thirsty AS FUCK for some JESUS J

    [​IMG]
     
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    Ugh so talented. She's definitely up there with the Arethas and Tinas.
     
  18. Win_the_game

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    As if the sound from her first album is something to strive for - it was fucking dire!

    I think I hate this bitch even more than VV Brown.
     
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  19. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Can one of the mods merge this into the topic for minor terror attacks?
     
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  20. Suomi

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    I've tried to be as FAIR as I CAN


    00 Do It Like a Dude
    01 Price Tag
    00 Nobody's Perfect
    03 Who's Laughing Now
    00 Domino
    04 Who You Are
    04 Laserlight
    ?? Wild
    00 It's My Party
    09 Thunder
    00 Bang Bang
    ?? Burning Up
    ?? Masterpiece
    07 Flashlight
    05 Real Deal
     
  21. KindaCool

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    :D
     
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    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    Being FAIR

    (11 Party In The USA)
    09 Do It Like a Dude - a lot like the analog of Genie In A Bottle in that she must have been LASHED TO THE WALLS to stop her from showboating on this and it's all the better for it
    -1 Price Tag
    00 Nobody's Perfect
    00 Who's Laughing Now
    07 Domino - i mean it's difficult to go that wrong with this template
    09 Who You Are - even MISHA B knew this was too max to ignore
    05 Laserlight
    00 Wild
    00 It's My Party
    ?? Thunder
    nuremberg Bang Bang
    ?? Burning Up
    ?? Masterpiece
    ?? Flashlight
    00 Real Deal
     
  23. Suomi

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    "Thunder"'is legit her best moment, listen to it Pen
     
  24. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    OMG this is fab! I hate you!

     
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  25. Pipo

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    DOES she seriously have TWO songs called Flashlight and Laserlight? WHAT A CUNT
     
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  26. Marilyn

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    I like Wild :shy:
     
  27. lolly

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    C.U.N.T.

     
  28. FetchFugly

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    That first line is such a tease. COW.
     
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  29. lolly

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    It's quite reassuring that she's as utterly repellent as ever.
     
  30. Slave

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    I quite like Flashlight. As generic soundtrack ballads go, it's decent. And by her standards it's tolerable. Which is about the best one can hope for.
     
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    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    the only redeeming feature Flashlight has is that is was written by Sia (along with a ton of other people) so she probably wrote like 3 words, but STILL.
     
  32. KindaCool

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    How can anyone be such a cunt?

    FLESHLIGHT more like it.
     
  33. ZZ

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    How does this woman manage to be so utterly repulsive?
     
  34. Halli

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    Definitely not here for this.

    Still love Domino and Wild tho.
     
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    The new single missed the top 100. Her tyranny is finally over, she is safely captured in the regional theatre dimension until the world figures out a way to make this never happen again.

     
  36. Halli

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    What a new single has actually been released?
     
  37. Pipo

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    WTF IS THAT VIDEO :D :disco:

    Check out the 1.02 mark for some FIERCELY HETEROSEXUAL ASS ACTION
     
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  39. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    OH.......it's a buzz single then

    well hopefully love you don't warm up properly and end up with a MUSCLE CRAMP
     
  40. Halli

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    WARM UP SINGLE.
     

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