Jessie J - Real Deal

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  1. Slave

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    I hope she warms up like a metal fork in a microwave.
     
  2. OutSynk

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    This thread:D
     
  3. Ellie

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    That's shite, but honestly it's not dissimilar to a lot of recent Beyoncé stuff.
     
  4. Mugatu

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    Jessie J gets gritty, emotional, personal and raw in her new mid-tempo track Not My Ex, the latest part of the former bisexual's upcoming self-written indie passion project.

     
  5. Pipo

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    oh Jess, are you talking about a GIRL or a BOY? I can't deal with all this bisexual disgusting stuff
     
  6. Halli

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    This is not a shout out to her ex
     
  7. Pipo

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    This isn't even a poor man's "Case Of The Ex" EITHER!

    Mya DELIGHTED.
     
  8. Mugatu

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    After releasing a buzz single, a passion single and a warm-up single, the first single from Jessie J's stunning new album R.O.S.E. will soon be dropping.

     
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  9. Pipo

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    nobody gives a shit love

    god, how does this bitch have 4 albums already when QUEEN RITA only has 1 alongside 10 buzz singles. FURIOUS.
     
  10. KindaCool

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    I'm surprised anyone still wants to work with her. The money just doesn't seem worth it.
     
  11. Steptacular

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  12. Pipo

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    what a cluesless tosser

    reminds me of this EPIC twittr fail

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/31/1414773971582_wps_8_Rita_Ora_TWITTER_jpg.jpg
     
  13. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    stop funding hate
     
  14. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Just Breaking: Jessie J is fucking shit
     
  15. Diddy

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    Stop funding Jessie J
     
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  16. Christian

    Christian GOOD BYE!

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    Just when you thought she couldn’t any worse
     
  17. FetchFugly

    FetchFugly closing in again

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    OH GOD. 'I want everyone to hear this message.' :D
     
  18. Mugatu

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    The total media blackout on all of these god-awful, "white woman who listened to Erykah Badu once" songs has added several years to my life expectancy. Here is Jessie's latest lyrical Dove advert:

     
  19. ZZ

    ZZ lacklustre forgotten diva

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    WTF is this shit? Does a record company actually pay for her 'productions' these days or is it all self-financed?
     
  20. Steptacular

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    GUYS :D

    She's only signed up as a CONTESTANT on a Chinese talent show.

    :basil:
     
  21. ZZ

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    Poor brave China
     
  22. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    Oh that is DELICIOUS. What a fall from grace.
     
  23. Slave

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    She’s just keeping it REAL.

    As a cutting edge artisté, our Jess knows that there is no satisfaction in being a sellout.

    She needs to take it back to the grassroots where people can appreciate her TALANT and judge her as a SINGER, not a media personality.
     
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    This is a pretty good move for her though, seriously. I always thought the thing that was holding her back in English-speaking countries was that we can understand that words she is saying.
     
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  25. Jætike

    Jætike Gay horses eat hay

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    Jesus, she came first on the first episode. It's definitely rigged (it's China), but rest assured she won't win this whole shebang (it's China)
     
  26. Mugatu

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    I'd forgotten about those quirky stuttering vocals, she still is absolutely intolerable to watch.

     
  27. Pipo

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    I read she definitely did well cause she was allowed to sing her stuff plus choosing her least SHIT song (Domino) helped her but from the second episode onwards she cannot sing another song of hers so BYE Jessie.
     
  28. Jark

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    Surely singing a Jessie J song is actually a disadvantage in any scenario
     
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    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    I don't get it, WHY is she doing a talent show? :confused:
     
  30. Ellie

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    Maybe Big in China is the new Big in Japan.
     
  31. Jark

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    She was BORN with a VOICE. She was BORN to SING. That's the one thing nobody can EVER take away from her.
     
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  32. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    Has she been dropped in the UK Athens?
     
  33. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    *then- not Athens. My phone won’t let me correct
     
  34. Dark Carnival

    Dark Carnival Missss Vaaaaaanjie

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    Can't she sing in a PUB? Has she really sunken THAT low? I'm genuinely confused.
     
  35. ZZ

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    She loves exposure for some kind of reason.
    So what better way than go to the biggest country in the world?
     
  36. Ozymandias

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    i think singing on chinese tv is probably still a step up from t’pub
     
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  37. Jætike

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    The other contestants on that Chinese show are all pretty big names. Some for the wrong reasons, but B-list at the very least.

    The Chinese derive great pleasure from watching mostly relevant stars peacock themselves. There's not much loss even if she doesn't win - the whole show is staged as hell and the winner is someone who can embody a pro-China political agenda
     
  38. Pipo

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    she has been releasing buzz singles nonstop (4 in total!) since last summer with the album being pushed back several times but I don't think she's been dropped altogether?
     
  39. Penelope

    Penelope AND SHAVE OUR EYEBROWS

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    SURELY I'm not the only one who thinks this is an absolute genius move for her? If she gets a following out there she's minted for life, AND surely there's a cultural limit to how much many of them will be able to understand how much of a prick she is so it's hardly something she can FUCK UP if she makes it either
     
  40. ZZ

    ZZ lacklustre forgotten diva

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    Fuck that pretentious shit about being an artist.
    She's after the DOSH.
     

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