Jessie J - Real Deal

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  1. Diddy

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    It’s the same reason people do Eurovision (uh oh...) or drag race. After that you at the very least have enough niche interest to keep you working for several years in some capacity. And China is a niche with almost 2 billion people and few western celebrities
     
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    Watching that clip, I liked that guy queening out at 1:48, and the way they changed even the slightest sexual-sounding lyrics on the subtitles (even though she kept the originals).

    “You strum me like a guitar” (:gross:) made it pat the censors though.

    This is a big show I think, that’s the one that got me obsessed with Dimash Whatshisface
     
  3. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    It's a risky strategy for her based on previous continent hopping experience of slowly making the globe detest her.

    With her track record, that 1.5 billion niche will end up being 1.4 billion people resenting every breath she takes.
     
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    Well that’s a risk I’m willing for her to take
     
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    Oh boy definitely. She's still fondly remembered as "the price tag girl". She isn't that famous for people around these parts to dig up her dirt
     
  6. FetchFugly

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    That guy was quite caught up in the moment. :D

    Everyone loves a bit of DIZZY DANCING.
     
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    Whitney spin-drying as I type.

    She also came first on this one - she's gonna win it and be laughing at us all when China takes us.
     
  8. Suomi

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    she is so sneaky and evil
     
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    Maybe not. It could be a Susan Boyle situation.

    I'm surprised this hasn't been covered in the UK press.
     
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    Loathe as I am to admit it but that was a really good performance
     
  11. Rita

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    Wow. That girl really can SANG.
     
  12. Suomi

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    I genuinely disagree. Singing is about baring your soul and whether it's technically proficient or not is irrelevant. Jessie J is a conduit of evil and so what we hear is very calculated emotion.
     
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    ARE YOU READY FOR MORE?

    YES! (said no one ever)

     
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    She sounds good when she reins it in but it seriously drives me insane when she SUDDENLY STARTS SINGING REALLY LOUD LIKE THIS on random lines that don't need any emphasis, not to mention the gurning and titting around on stage like a bad children's TV presenter.
     
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    I think that was possibly the most charitable thing I've ever written about Jessie J.
     
  17. Steptacular

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    She's getting 25-30% of the vote every week.
     
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    Maybe because she looks like Chairman Mao
     
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    Never has a cultural revolution been more culturally revolting
     
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    Never has Natalia Kills needed to return to a judging panel so bad :disco:
     
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  21. Christian

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    Every time I click on this topic, this post cracks me up :D

    @Halli (Happy birthday GURL) POTW
     
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    What a grotesque creature she is.
     
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    Send in the tanks and crush this bitch!
     
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    Tiananmen her UP!
     
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    Slipped to 2nd this week, ha!
     
  27. Diddy

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    Let’s see what the fuss is about and GUT HER

    Can’t be any worse than the outside
     
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    She's going all out to win next week by pledging allegiance to the politburo and executing a Tibetan onstage.
     
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    IMPRISON HER ON FALSE CHARGES!
     
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    They could imprison her on real charges. She's essentially a terrorist.
     
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    NEWS: Jessie J disappeared to rural work camp for not saying "Hong Kong, China"
     
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    NEWS: Full investigation of Great Wall structural integrity commissioned, after ‘lapse’ allows Jessie J into China
     
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    Just seen that none of the singles from her latest album charted anywhere :laugh:

    It seems the general public got sick of this cunt in record time.
     
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  34. Raining On Me

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    She's probably being paid more for this than most of what she's earned her ENTIRE CAREER

    I love how she's just fallen out of range of everyone's conscience, including the press. No flop news stories, just quietly forgotten by an entire nation :disco: Never has "genuine" been so abhorrent.
     
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  35. octophone

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    She's be fucking raking it in for this TV show so laugh all you like.

    The British public can be incredibly fickle - look at a list of Brits winners from 2000 forwards are remind yourself of people like Mika and The Darkness who were once thought future stadium fillers. Now they're fillers on cheap compilation albums. She's gone where the money is. Which enables her to make more records that'll make Melanie C's post "Northern Star" career look like U2.

    I couldn't give a flying Farage but y'all seem to be suffering, y'knaa?
     
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  36. Raining On Me

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    You make it sound like most people here would have fawned over the likes of The Darkness at the time as opposed to hating them even more then :D

    The Brit Awards have always been a mostly unappealing bunch of what's considered trendy-to-like in that specific time period. I wouldn't even say it's the public being fickle so much as radio and how the music is consumed. I'm not sure hating on Jessie J (who has won one Brit - the made up one) has much to do with it.

    I don't blame her for going for the money, hence my post. I'm just glad she's not HERE
     
  37. Rita

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    I don’t understand this? Is she getting paid to do this Chinese reality show?
     
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    There really are very few examples of a previously "up and coming artiste" breaking out with the biggest hit of their career, having a big global number one moment three albums in and then INSTANTLY being blacklisted everywhere. It's quite amazing how her career went to the grave in an instant.

    Still, she can't be held down because she's beautiful on the inside.

    Bang Bang was actually released on my 23rd birthday. Considering it essentially wiped her from the pop landscape, one might think of it as the ultimate present!
     
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    I'd love to know Ariana's and Nicki's thoughts on her nowadays
     
  40. COB

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    She WON the Chinese programme :o
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