Jessie J - This Christmas Day

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  1. COB

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    Hold onto your wigs gays, here comes a Jessie J CHRISTMAS ALBUM:

    I'd call it the perfect stocking filler, but it's probably not getting released physically :santa::santa::santa:
     
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  2. OutSynk

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    JESSIE J IS MAKING A CHRISTMAS ALBUM THREAD NOW.
     
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  3. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    waste of GB then

    what's worse than a cunt is a festive cunt
     
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  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Did S.O.R.E. or whatever it was called ever get released?
     
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  5. dUb

    dUb TRIUMPHANT (GET 'EM)

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    She snuck it out in 4 EPs
     
  6. jivafox

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    If anything will boost the Jehovah’s Witness numbers THIS IS IT.
     
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  7. dUb

    dUb TRIUMPHANT (GET 'EM)

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    What a prick
     
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  8. ButterTart

    ButterTart Welcome to die

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    Nobody gets the festive feeling in fucking July. The desperate bitch has been reduced to taking tips from LEONA LEWIS on staying relevant in the chart. I hear she’s releasing this as ‘This Clistmas Day’ as a duet with Faloola Chong as a gift for her adoring Chinese fan base.
     
  9. Phoenix

    Phoenix Brown Cow...STUNNING

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    Cancel Christmas
     
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  10. Slave

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    Truly the ‘10s equivalent of a LUMP OF COAL
     
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  11. dUb

    dUb TRIUMPHANT (GET 'EM)

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    I am semi conflicted though, because I love Babyface, Boyz II Men and Darkchild

    ...and footage exists of me and @Whatevar proclaiming Jessie J to be the new Whitney
     
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  12. Kalabaliken

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    This doesn’t even deserve to be in the Pop Toilet.
     
  13. Zu-Klara

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    Oh the shame :D

    DELETE ALL TRACES
     
  14. Slave

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    Even if your Whitney benchmark was based on her final tour then you’d still be WAY OFF.
     
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    Delete thread plz
     
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  17. Zu-Klara

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    ANDROGYNOUS KINDA GENDER MIXING HIT SONGS :D

    BLESS :disco:
     
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  18. Zu-Klara

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    I must say @dUb that you’ve not half aged well

    Obviously it all goes to shit after 45 so pencil that one in :disco:
     
  19. dUb

    dUb TRIUMPHANT (GET 'EM)

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    You reckon? Thx bbz. I wouldn’t mind having that hair coverage again.

    But hey, I’ve got a BEARD NOW
     
  20. Zu-Klara

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    Well EXACTLY
     
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  21. dUb

    dUb TRIUMPHANT (GET 'EM)

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    I mean...

    I hate her as much as the next internet gay but the vocals are still there. And, while obnoxious, are technically great? No?
     
  22. COB

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    Can I please have it noted (pay attention RUDE VILE PIG tagger) that this topic was split from the other Jessie J one, I would never have drawn this much attention to her if I could help it :evil:
     
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  23. Apocalypt Flyer

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    CHINA YOU CAN KEEP HER.
     
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    Imagine sitting by the Christmas tree, spotting a shiny-packaged present and ripping off the paper to find this. I'd rather receive hepatitis.
     
  25. Whatevar

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    Oh what a brilliant idea. Guess what you’re getting for xmas, dubscrub!
     
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  26. Halli

    Halli Queen Nat - The Voice

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    I demand another classic review video from you both
     
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  27. Halli

    Halli Queen Nat - The Voice

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    I demand another classic review video from you both
     
  28. Whatevar

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    We should do vlogging or whatever the young people do these days
     
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    *Dub to appear naked on YouTube
     
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  30. Ag

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    Hepatitis?
     
  31. Slave

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    No. You were drunk.
     
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  32. dUb

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    I was
     
  33. octophone

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    Methinks the Moopy doth protest too much...
     
  34. Suomi

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    That can be arranged
     
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  36. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Where's that no-n-n-n-n-no gif?
     
  37. Suomi

    Suomi Super Moderator

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    Can we please all work together to have one all-encompassing thread showcasing the worst of Jessie J? Starting with that tweet she did about when she was asked what her best side was and she replied “the inside”
     
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  38. KindaCool

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    This one tops the list for me

     
  39. lolly

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    I was in a YouTube spiral the other night and she was #1 on some US based 'Top 10 underrated vocalists' list.
     
  40. Suedey

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    Someone needs to quote Detox's tea on her from the RuPaul podcast because that was good! :disco:
     

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