Jessie J - This Christmas Day

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  1. Apocalypt Flyer

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    Take it away from here, people. #selflovingqueen
     
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  2. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    omg it's WORSE than what I REMEMBER

     
  3. Suedey

    Suedey King of Beauty

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    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? How can I get those 14 seconds of my life back? I am PRESSING CHARGES
     
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  4. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    If I've had to live with it since someone posted it here back whenever it was, so can some more of you fuckers :)
     
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  5. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Can you imagine how many of those passengers were praying for the plane to go down. I’d have smashed a window just to get the drop in air pressure AT LEAST.
     
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  6. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    Why was someone holding the phone up to film the unbearable bint, rather than using it as a missile aimed squarely at her throat?
     
  7. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    You're a mod now. Get these breaches of the Geneva Convention suitably addressed, please.
     
  8. Suedey

    Suedey King of Beauty

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    That person who get up to leave at 00:53 though. LEGEND.
     
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  9. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    Probably high tailing it to the cockpit to hijack the thing into the mountains.
     
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  10. Banana Mouskourama

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    This looks like a scene edited from an episode of May Day: Air Crash Investigation only not mentioning "47 seconds before disaster". I've come up with this challenging theory the Chinese regime just might casted her on that TV show for the purpose of testing alternate methods to kill puppies.
     
  11. Nowoco

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    Has ANYONE released a good Xmas album? I mean even artists I love like Girls Aloud and Kylie's ones were shite so what chance has this horrible cunt got of winning hearts and minds? o_O O_o o.O O.o
     
  12. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    I think I've only own the Mariah and the Christina one. I'm pretty sure that if Britney had released one 15 years ago I might own it as well :manson:
     
  13. big ron

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    Hey Siri, how do I convert to Islam?
     
  14. KindaCool

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    Pipo are you seriously telling me that you never bought the Destiny's Child one?
     
  15. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    fuck no, never was a big DC fan tbh. if their regular albums were filler city I dread to think what an xmas album by them would sound.
     
  16. Nowoco

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    I literally laughed out loud at this comment :grin::grin::grin:
     
  17. Suomi

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    lol

     
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  18. Rita

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    She is dating Channing Tatum.

    BITCH.
     
  19. Jark

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    How does this AWFUL WOMAN keep GETTING THESE OPPORTUNITIES?
     
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  20. Jark

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    I don't even want to know what SORCERY went on in securing THIS list of producers for a CHRISTMAS ALBUM

    JAM & LEWIS
    DARKCHILD
    BABYFACE
    DAVID FOSTER
    BOYZ II MEN

    what?!
     
  21. dUb

    dUb TRIUMPHANT (GET 'EM)

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    Don't let 'em EVER count you out

    Stay triumphant, Miz Cornish
     
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  22. Rita

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    Channing Tatum? MAGIC BLOODY MIKE??

    I have NO WORDS.
     
  23. Suomi

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    You just KNOW she puts on a baby voice and wears one of his oversized shirts around the house
     
  24. Apocalypt Flyer

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    She probably just fell in love with his inside.
     
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  25. Pipo

    Pipo i feel like i am the Paris of people

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    to quote one of her signature anthems

    WHO'S LAGHING NOW?
     
  26. jivafox

    jivafox Stay sexy don’t get murdered

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    He’s divorcing the love of his life, he isn’t thinking clearly OBVIOUSLY.
     
  27. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    I was thinking that. Imagine breaking up with your partner of 12 years and finding out they were rebounding with JESSIE J.

    To quote forgotten pop anthem 'Song For Mutya' - What a DISS.
     
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    How could I forget she broke up with her Eric West-esque R&B singer beard? It inspired the stunning passion project R.O.S.E. after all.

    Tanning Chatum is a step up for sure. I wish them a happy exact six months together, terms and conditions applicable.
     
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