Joan Rivers is STILL Alive?

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  1. VoR

    VoR Forever in our hearts #Justice4Barb

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    I'm watching 'E' live at the red carpet on the Grammies (and so my transition to full-blown Poofter is complete). Her charisma-free and hilariously talentless daughter actually looks like she's had more surgery than she has!

    Still quite funny though, announcing she was looking forward to seeing Johnny cash on the red carpet, and musing about what could possibly have killed "450lb porker Barry White".
     
  2. Sild

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    I LOVE that bit in The Simpsons when she tries to get Ned to be in the audience for her infomercial and she gets run over! :D
     
  3. Toyah

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    I love her jewelery on QVC. The only part of her face that moves now is her mouth.
     
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    I'm watching Mrs Merton
     
  5. VoR

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    "Please help me! My Daughter's NOT talented!"

    And that episode is, what, 9 years old? Melissa Rivers is one impressive leech....
     
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    Indeed! The rest of her looks more plastic than the jewellery she's trying to sell :D
     
  8. Toyah

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    I remember once she tried to sell her line of beauty cream on QVC, the irony of the most worked on face after Michael Jackson selling cream to reduce wrinkles. I don't think it ever came back on again LOL!
     
  9. VoR

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    Is it a horribly mawkish biopic or a genuinely funny movie?

    The E! network has been good to Joanie... Whenever there's a major award show, there she is.....
     
  10. Toyah

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    Oh it's a bit of both, just a typical Channel 5 afternoon type movie....
     
  11. VoR

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    Melissa Rivers came second in the US version of 'I'm A Celebrity... get me out of here!"

    She lost out to J.lo's ex Cris Judd!

    Cris Judd (King Of The Jungle)
    Melissa Rivers .... Herself (9th Celebrity to Leave)
    'Stuttering' John Melendez .... Himself (8th Celebrity to Leave) (as "Stuttering John" Melendez)
    Bruce Jenner .... Himself (7th Celebrity to Leave)
    Downtown Julie Brown .... Herself (6th Celebrity to Leave) (as "Downtown" Julie Brown)
    Tyson Beckford .... Himself (5th Celebrity to Leave)
    Nikki Schieler Ziering .... Herself (4th Celebrity to Leave) (as Nikki Schieler-Ziering)
    Maria Conchita Alonso .... Herself (3rd Celebrity to Leave)
    Alana Stewart .... Herself (2nd Celebrity to Leave)
    Robin Leach .... Himself (1st Celebrity to Leave)


    Oooh, Downtown Julie Brown'! :D
     
  12. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    At least shje admits she's had surgery- her and Bette Midler !

    I remember a classic quote from her but I forget the exact words- Joan is FABULOUS
     
  13. obsedonkypower0

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    i keep meaing 2 wach e but never get round 2 it grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 1 day wooffyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy wwaazzuupppppppp chilling
    :D :disco: :cool: :nun:
     

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