Kalavision Song Contest - Country & Running Order Reveal Thread

Sorry. I forgot we aren't allowed to say anything at all in Kala's threads for fear of three month temper tantrums. As you were.

 

One suspects cwej has been shafted in Kala's running order.

 

Careful! I feel this speculation is a disqualification waiting to happen.

 

Yeah this is true. In fact I’ve thought it’s actually worse to be last because some people (like me) might give up before getting there.

 

Agreed. I certainly listened to the first half of the playlists more because sometimes I didn't get to the second half.

 

Maybe but you do have a remarkable talent for mimicking exactly what somebody who cares a hell of a lot would say...

 

Ha I realised this when I was reading it back. To be clear, I don't give a shit about my own personal place etc. But I do like things to be run with clarity and consistency otherwise what's the point in doing anything.

 

I agree with that in theory but would also counter it by pointing out that all of this is a completely pointless exercise no matter how it’s run so just go with it.

 

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWING FOR MY ANAL-NESS FFS.

 

Oh cwej please calm down. It's a game.

 

The irony.. I’m not the one threatening disqualification at the bat of an eyelash...!

Anyway, moving on.

 

It’s only a game loves x

 

A game you wish you never played. *sharpens knife*

 

I may be very happy at showing up in semi one to give my song extra exposure and maximum time to grow, but I may also be delighted at showing up in semi two as my song slaps from first listen but could get tiring after a couple of weeks.

Isn't this a fun guessing game

 

Who are you kidding bitch we’ll know exactly which one is yours.

 

You'll have a hard task working me out when no pre-teens show up this time

 

I was tempted to troll with some Gregorian Chant.

 

I hope we don’t have any made up languages.

 

Aren’t they all MADE UP?

 

I wish I’d chosen a regional dialect now.

 

Is this at 7pm?

 

I'd skip the first song of semi 2 just to be safe

 

No 9pm. I'll update the thread title

 

Er, no? They all came to be during the construction of the mighty Tower of Babel.

#battleforyourlifebabylon

 

There are NO artificial or extinct languages in the line up.

Of the countries only THREE countries have languages that are not officially spoken there.

 

But that’s when @RaspberrySwirl will be getting ready for bed.

 

Why so late?

 

It’s Friday bitch! I’ll be getting ready for your funeral.

 

Can the launch be 9.30 so I can get home from work?

Just kidding, don't change a thing you're doing a superb job.

 

Dark.

 

Is the second semi this weekend too or next week? Can't find the date for it.

 

I'm so ready for this.

 

I'm perched and parched

 

What was it the other day? Something and upside down?!