Discussion in 'Girls Aloud' started by VoR, Nov 5, 2012.
did you ever consider working as a ghost writer?
We all huddled around the cd player, incredibly excited to hear the new single for the first time. It was a shame that Nadine couldn't be there, but her full body waxes always did take a long time due to the length of her legs. We sat in silence as we played it 4 times, trying to listen out for our own vocals, but all we could hear was Nadine and occasional bits of Cheryl. Sarah started sobbing quietly, questioning whether she'd have been better off in CLEA, Cheryl was sexting Ashley and Nicola had a glazed expression on her face, scribbling madly in her notepad whilst chewing the end off her bic with her horrible old teeth. I thought to myself "was this how Geri felt when she heard the single mix of 2 Become 1?".
Seems like the claws are out for Nadine, Louis Walsh and to a lesser extent Sarah in Kimbra's book
I am sure the bits about the dynamics of the band will be interesting, but other than that, a whole book about Kimba? No thanks. I'd have her voice in my head as I read it too.
A lot of that stuff was mentioned in Dreams That Glitter.
You can do better than that 'Kimba'.
The friendship between The Sacred Three has been one of the most endearing things about them. They way they supported Cheryl over the drunken punch, Cheryl sticking up for Nicola, and one of them retrieving a phone that had been dropped in a toilet.
I completely missed the news that Nadine is pregnant. I expect she'll have a caesarean with her tiny hips.
She's doing a signing in a TESCO METRO here in Leeds next week.
I like the story of Cheryl saving Nicola from plummeting to her death during a photoshoot on top of a tall building.
I remain amazed that this book is being published. Or that The Sun is serialising it. Who the fuck do they think is going to buy it? I imagine what The Sun is paying the publisher will far outstrip revenue from sales.
I wonder if she'll get as much promo for this as she did for the album (with little success), now that SCD is even more of a memory?
Does she seriously thinking she'd even be releasing this pamphlet were it not for Queen Nadine and her vocals?
I'm still holding out for the publication of Loving Life - The Story of Sarah
O/T in far more PALATABLE news, NR is currently recording new material.
In the next instalment of her thrilling autobiography, Kimberley sticks the knife into poor Sarah.
So concerned about her mental state that she 'wrote' about it in a book to be read by tens of people.
'KIMBA' certainly not #LOVINGLIFE :daf:
how tacky. just when you thought cherly would be unbothered at the bottom of my girls aloud rate...
Kim is clearly one of those pop band members destined to total obscurity after the inevitable breakup. Stop clinging to fame you stupid woman and LET IT GO!
This woman is even a bit-player in her own autobiography.
#lovingdietchef Kimba can fuck right off.
Yes Kimberly, not saying anything to you after it was decided for her makes Nadine a horrible person. It's all that humble, vanilla, can't put a foot wrong, 'real woman - I'm fat too lol' passive aggression that kinks my steel, no wonder Naydeen had nothing to do with them if the only other person worth bothering about was chewing her gums or in tears half the time when not listening to Clubland:Ride of Your Life 34 that is.
I expect Sarah Harding to have much the same except in her own upcoming biographies, but about Kimba squeezing into a pair of size 14 jeans right before their ITV special. "Once we got her to throw up a bit, we finally got that third button done and decided the last two could be a "fashion statement" and that somehow worked, the daft cow brushed her teeth and joined us. She only had one small talking part to do, but of course she fucked it up and low and behold she was nowhere to be seen after the show, that is until the tour bus drove past a KFC and there it was, head first in a red bucket, but it least it wasn't the toilet for once" TBC in tomorrow's Sun.
But is it still too much?
Where was that? HMV?
Were any sales figures ever released for Centre Stage, and if so how did they compare to the Melanie C one?
I'm so going to HMV for that
BIT DEAR. I'd consider it for 10p*
* As paid for 'Su' :sup:
'Kimba' is doing the Good Morning Britain rip-off competition this week thus fulfilling the prophecy.
With Cheryl's concentration camp chic look all over the red tops and Sarah about to make her debut in a BAFTA winning tv show, it's quite apt that Kimberley should be getting some headlines too in a quality publication.
I love how literally every single other item on that page, even the barcode, is more interesting than her stupid wedding.
Also is the little girl's 3D printed face stuck like that? Is it a mask? Can she DETACH IT at will?! I'm going to have to buy the magazine.
If only they were all the chapter titles from her best selling pamphlet.
If anyone is curious about the story at the bottom, it's "57 stone body burned down..... the crem!"#
The issue a few weeks ago had a photo of Cheryl with the headline "My friends fell into drugs and crime" followed by the heartbreaking headline "STONE ME! Bogus doc filled my face with CEMENT!"
That's strange, they never covered kickboxing in The Passions of Girls Aloud.
I just rewatched all the live performances in this thread
I haven't got a pic (but the bus shelter adverts literally outside my friend's house) but 'Kimba' is the new face (of hate) of SLIMFAST.
Somewhere Sarah is laughing maniacally. Nothing to do with this though.
Her mouth looks a bit like an anal rosebud in that photo
That's her?! I've been walking past that ad on my way home for over a week and genuinely never clocked her
It's because she's lost so much weight.