Kimberley Walsh announces solo album for 2013

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  1. Pipo

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    Those soups are HIDEOUS; basically watery noodles with a ridiculous amount of SODIUM and SWEETENERS.
     
  2. Marilyn

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    So many things about that image make me feel sick

    - I hate the phrase "tuck in", BLERGH
    - I hate people who eat noodles like that
    - I hate box noodles
    - I hate Kimba's smug face
     
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  3. Kalabaliken

    Kalabaliken Pop Precision Since 1978

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    That IS how you are supposed to eat noodles though.

    I am sure they won't taste very nice though. I've done some diet products before and all you can taste is minerals and vitamins. Not appetising in the slightest. It does work though.
     
  4. Marilyn

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    It's revolting and should be illegal
     
  5. Doodvid

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    Her forehead *is* looking more streamlined...
     
  6. Zu-Klara

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    SAME HERE! All I noticed was the noodles and how thoroughly unappetising they look
     
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  7. Zu-Klara

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    :D It's almost as bad as HELP YOURSELF
     
  8. Doodvid

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    Unless it's preceeded with "door open, cum and go", I agree.
     
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    The bus shelter version of the ad (ie the one I see regularly) is emblazoned with the phrase DATE NIGHT FRIDAY :manson:
     
  10. Zu-Klara

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    :D She's going to look so slender thanks to them LOVELY NOUDLES
     
  11. Zu-Klara

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    I was all revved up to stumble down to the shops for a box of these delicious life-changing noodles until I saw the PRICE: more than THREE QUID!

    BIT DEAR
     
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  12. monsta

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    Being SVELTE costs SERIOUS MONEY!
     
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  13. PercyPig

    PercyPig The Last of Us

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    Well you're not doing well on that front so maybe you should try it

    Xo
     
  14. COB

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    What a strange comment.
     
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    I'm sure a quick USE MY HOLE THEN LEAVE announcement will see you right.
     
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  17. Sharla

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    Sarah and Nadine couldn't afford the £240 tickets, but Nicola and Cheryl were out supporting Kimberley at the first night of Elf last night, along with Menly & Matt C.

    http://i.STOP FUNDING HATE.co.uk/i/pix/2015/11/05/22/2E260FCF00000578-3306003-image-m-125_1446761345860.jpg

    The reviews for Kimberley are quite positive.
     
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    The Red Priestess's loyalty to these hateful harridans continues to baffle me.
     
  19. RobotBoy

    RobotBoy BANG BANG

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    Because she's the BIGGEST CUNT of the LOT.
     
  20. monsta

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    'Kimba' continues to troll all Chim conspiracy theorists everywhere by naming her latest release COLE.
     
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    Everyone’s fifth favourite member of Girls Aloud set to do a London residency. Pizza Express said to be already booked for the SuRie tour.

    I can’t at this trolling of poor Nadine.
     
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  22. COB

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    CRAZY COCKS?
     
  23. lolly

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    Apparently it's got a capacity of 110 :D
     
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  24. Zu-Klara

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    I quite fancy this for a laugh but THIRTY QUID?
     
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  25. lolly

    lolly Rowena? From Kuwait?

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    I had a quick look at their website, and Fenella Fielding seems to have a residency there.

    SPEND WISELY, ZU :disco:
     
  26. Zu-Klara

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    Well that’s INTIMATE for you :disco:
     
  27. monsta

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    I’m still STUNNED by that forehead. It surely has enough room on it to bump up the capacity to 115.
     
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  28. Zu-Klara

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    :D
     
  29. lolly

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    And don't forget the ribs she had removed to get the Weight Watchers gig.
     
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  30. Zu-Klara

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    I must look more closely to see whether free food is included in that exorbitant price, although I suppose they might steer clear of dishing up dough balls in case they get THROWN
     
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  31. lolly

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    I see KATE THORNTON already on the SCROUNGE for FREE TICKETS
     
  32. octophone

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    Well, at least she has more self-awareness than SOME ex-GA members...
     
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  33. lolly

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    ...and family living on the same land mass
     
  34. FetchFugly

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    The website kindly suggests that you can book a table at the brasserie before the show it you want to eat, so you are paying for THE VOICE ONLY.
     
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  35. lolly

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    Charisma like that doesn't come cheap, either.
     
  36. Zu-Klara

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    I’m particularly amused by the conceit of MY CAREER, like it’s been HIT AFTER HIT since Girls Aloud!
     
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  37. Christian

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    I think I'll save my cash for "La Voix Meets... Vanessa Feltz" there next week.

    £5 cheaper AND you get some actual entertainment thrown in!
     
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    I for one would frothing over the idea of experiencing Like U Like live.
     
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  39. Zu-Klara

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    OMG maybe she’s lining up a sweet and jazzy cocktail lounge take on ‘Memory Of You’ featuring the appearance of old sourpuss Dainty Doll as one of the SURPRISES

    Do you know, I’m far more tempted by this than I ever was by Nadine’s ill-fated little tourette, not least because it’s bound to be the WORST SHIT EVER :disco:
     
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    :D
     

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