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  1. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    It's an Argentinian Pinot Noir which i got from Co-op. It was not expensive.
     
  2. win_the_game

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    It's The Sun Wot Won It. :zombie:
     
  3. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    The House of Commons is 100% female at the moment.
     
  4. Halli

    Halli sippin' champagne from a paper cup

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    :D I was just thinking this

    'We need to WAIT for the RESULTS' from the politicians over and over again kind of spoils all of the excitement the presenters are trying to muster
     
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  5. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Mine is nice too. I'm WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATELY drinking some champagne I got free from Ocado.
     
  6. Ag

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    I can't DEAL with The Sun smugly gloating again. Fucking cunts.
     
  7. Ag

    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    I've moved from wine to beer. I will be going back to wine.
     
  8. Sharla

    Sharla The Resistance

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    The Sun backed two horses and they both won. The SNP must be as thrilled as Lynton Crosby.
     
  9. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    I've also had a text from potential new bloke expressing disappointment at the exit polls, which is the first indication he's given of his political leanings. So that's GOOD NEWS TOO
     
  10. Penelope

    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    They already got changed two years ago.
     
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    Meanwhile in alcohol news, I'm on the cider tonight (as usual).
     
  13. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    PEN YOU'RE STILL ALIVE YAY
     
  14. Indie

    Indie Great Tits IN THE SNOW

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    Tonight is all about LITTLE WINS

    Channel 4 not being very good is probably quite a good thing. Removes my decision requirement. WIN
     
  15. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    I like Yvette Cooper. Her for next leader pls.
     
  16. Penelope

    Penelope SMIRKING LESBIAN MOON

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    Still standing (until a drastic life-redefining moment of cognitive dissonance c. 3am) :disco:
     
  17. Ag

    Ag BRING BACK TAGS

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    It seems be a night of very tiny consolations.
     
  18. Kate

    Kate she's for the streets BITCH

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    Oh Henning Wehn on C4 now.
     
  19. Ag

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    BBC reporting it's NORWICH that has gone Green.
     
  20. loomer

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    I miss Peter Snow.
     
  21. Madison

    Madison Everything goes up by six

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    Norwich South is provisionally Green. Good news for Ms Debonnaire in Bristol.
     
  22. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    Norwich South is the projected Green win!
     
  23. Penelope

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    Not a CHANCE :D
     
  24. Beverley

    Beverley I Don't Wanna Change A THI-ING

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    Yvette is brill.

    I wish I had booze. :(
     
  25. Indie

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    Norwich was the most expected before the election, second in the betting for a long time.

    Still don't think they'll get it.

    ANYWAY, LET'S HAVE SOME DECLARATIONS PLEASE
     
  26. Penelope

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    ALSO THE CONSERVATIVES ARE NOT BLOODY HOLDING LINCOLN unless there's been a FUCKING DRAMATIC case of the 'oh WHOOPS A THOUSAND OF US CHANGED OUR MIND ON A WHIM TO THE POLLING STATION'

    And you can have that for FREE!
     
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  27. Shirley

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    Don't take my Vernon Coaker
     
  28. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    BBC has just shown that my constituency is now TORY thanks to the FUCKING LIB DEMS being SHIT (albeit that it was on the far right of the page behind the last one they showed)

    Jesus WEPT :(
     
  29. Penelope

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    More thanks to your MP being a FUCKING CREEP :D
     
  30. loomer

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    Rupert Murdoch better die soon. Interfering old meglomaniacal cunt.
     
  31. Shirley

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    ALL HAIL the PRINCE OF DARKNESS :disco:
     
  32. Ag

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    Mandy is LOOKING QUITE GOOD for 70.
     
  33. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    INDEED but he isn't standing again (well, for the Lib Dems anyway…)

    I am FURIOUS that I'm going to be living in a fucking TORY CONSTITUENCY
     
  34. Indie

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    Are C4 just playing gogglebox ALL NIGHT?
     
  35. Indie

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    COME TO THE NORTH

    I'm going form the Independent (Indiependent?) Republic of Scotland and Northern England.
     
  36. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    The little TWITCH of sadness from the LIB DEM AGAIN (who looks remarkably like a dowdy Jennifer Saunders in Girls on Top)

    This is fucking HILARIOUS :D
     
  37. Ag

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    I'm fearing the same.

    Where is the Labour candidate in SWINDON?
     
  38. loomer

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    Use the fucking microphone you old cunt,
     
  39. Kate

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    First TORY CUNT of the night then
     
  40. Indie

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    The BBC's tally doesn't want to agree
     

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