Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Madison, May 7, 2015.
It's an Argentinian Pinot Noir which i got from Co-op. It was not expensive.
It's The Sun Wot Won It.
The House of Commons is 100% female at the moment.
I was just thinking this
'We need to WAIT for the RESULTS' from the politicians over and over again kind of spoils all of the excitement the presenters are trying to muster
Mine is nice too. I'm WHOLLY INAPPROPRIATELY drinking some champagne I got free from Ocado.
I can't DEAL with The Sun smugly gloating again. Fucking cunts.
I've moved from wine to beer. I will be going back to wine.
The Sun backed two horses and they both won. The SNP must be as thrilled as Lynton Crosby.
I've also had a text from potential new bloke expressing disappointment at the exit polls, which is the first indication he's given of his political leanings. So that's GOOD NEWS TOO
They already got changed two years ago.
It may well turn out to be right, but I just ain't seeing the BBC poll. Let's not take something as gospel that even the author doesn't.
Meanwhile in alcohol news, I'm on the cider tonight (as usual).
PEN YOU'RE STILL ALIVE YAY
Tonight is all about LITTLE WINS
Channel 4 not being very good is probably quite a good thing. Removes my decision requirement. WIN
I like Yvette Cooper. Her for next leader pls.
Still standing (until a drastic life-redefining moment of cognitive dissonance c. 3am)
It seems be a night of very tiny consolations.
Oh Henning Wehn on C4 now.
BBC reporting it's NORWICH that has gone Green.
I miss Peter Snow.
Norwich South is provisionally Green. Good news for Ms Debonnaire in Bristol.
Norwich South is the projected Green win!
Not a CHANCE
Yvette is brill.
I wish I had booze.
Norwich was the most expected before the election, second in the betting for a long time.
Still don't think they'll get it.
ANYWAY, LET'S HAVE SOME DECLARATIONS PLEASE
ALSO THE CONSERVATIVES ARE NOT BLOODY HOLDING LINCOLN unless there's been a FUCKING DRAMATIC case of the 'oh WHOOPS A THOUSAND OF US CHANGED OUR MIND ON A WHIM TO THE POLLING STATION'
And you can have that for FREE!
Don't take my Vernon Coaker
BBC has just shown that my constituency is now TORY thanks to the FUCKING LIB DEMS being SHIT (albeit that it was on the far right of the page behind the last one they showed)
More thanks to your MP being a FUCKING CREEP
Rupert Murdoch better die soon. Interfering old meglomaniacal cunt.
ALL HAIL the PRINCE OF DARKNESS
Mandy is LOOKING QUITE GOOD for 70.
INDEED but he isn't standing again (well, for the Lib Dems anyway…)
I am FURIOUS that I'm going to be living in a fucking TORY CONSTITUENCY
Are C4 just playing gogglebox ALL NIGHT?
COME TO THE NORTH
I'm going form the Independent (Indiependent?) Republic of Scotland and Northern England.
The little TWITCH of sadness from the LIB DEM AGAIN (who looks remarkably like a dowdy Jennifer Saunders in Girls on Top)
This is fucking HILARIOUS
I'm fearing the same.
Where is the Labour candidate in SWINDON?
Use the fucking microphone you old cunt,
First TORY CUNT of the night then
The BBC's tally doesn't want to agree