LIVE - UK GENERAL ELECTION RESULTS 2019

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Poll closed Dec 14, 2019.
  1. I voted... CONSERVATIVE

    2.4%
  2. I voted... LABOUR

    69.0%
  3. I voted... LIBERAL DEMOCRAT

    4.8%
  4. I voted... BREXIT PARTY

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. I voted... GREEN

    2.4%
  6. I voted... SNP

    9.5%
  7. I voted... PLAID CYMRU

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. I voted... DUP

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. I voted... SINN FÉIN

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  10. I voted... UUP

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  11. I voted... SDLP

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  12. I voted... ALLIANCE

    2.4%
  13. I voted... INDEPENDENT

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  14. I didn't vote / spoiled my ballot

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  15. I'm not entitled to vote in UK elections

    7.1%
  16. B==========D~~

    4.8%
  17. I would PREFER Boris Johnson to be PM [YOU MUST PICK ONE]

    2.4%
  18. I would PREFER Jeremy Corbyn to be PM [YOU MUST PICK ONE]

    66.7%
  19. ==========

    2.4%
  20. I PREDICT... Conservative majority > 100

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  21. I PREDICT... Conservative majority 70-100

    4.8%
  22. I PREDICT... Conservative majority 30-70

    9.5%
  23. I PREDICT... Conservative majority 15-30

    26.2%
  24. I PREDICT... Conservative majority <15

    16.7%
  25. I PREDICT... a hung Parliament

    7.1%
  26. I PREDICT... a Labour majority

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  27. ==========

    2.4%
  28. I PREDICT... Boris Johnson will lose his seat

    4.8%
  29. I PREDICT... Jo Swinson will lose her seat

    21.4%
  30. I PREDICT... Dominic Raab will lose his seat

    16.7%
  31. I PREDICT... Iain Duncan Smith will lose his seat

    26.2%
  32. I PREDICT... Caroline Flint will lose her seat

    14.3%
  33. ==========

    2.4%
  34. I PREDICT... The SNP will win more than 46 seats

    7.1%
  35. I PREDICT... Jeremy Corbyn will resign before the end of 2019

    28.6%
  36. I PREDICT... a riot

    28.6%
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  1. VoR

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    The time is drawing near. This poll is dedicated in loving memory of @Madison, whose template I followed. If I've missed anything you'd like to vote on, let me know quickly.
     
  2. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    What time does it kick off on the telly?
     
  3. Ag

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  4. VoR

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    Exit poll usually comes out pretty close to on the dot 10pm.
     
  5. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    This not reporting on anything election wise does rather take the FUN out of the build up
     
  6. Ag

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    I said Boris will keep his seat just in case the speculation is wrong.
     
  7. Dark Carnival

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    Euro queens where will you be following this?
     
  8. Ag

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    The last minute Uxbridge speculation has rather upped the fun in these closing hours. Analysising the queues less so.
     
  9. Sheena

    Sheena MAKE IT QUICK, LUCILLE!

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    It would be SMALL COMFORT if he lost his seat, but by god that’s a moment worth staying up for!
     
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    @COB do you honestly think it will be a 100 majority?
     
  11. VoR

    VoR #Justice4JLo

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    I have so many friends here in the North who've been campaigning like champions. Gutting to think that we're the region that's most likely to let the side down. :(
     
  12. Lucille

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    SLAY MY LIFE AND MY HOLE JEREMY.
     
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  13. Mats

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    there's this in an hour

     
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  14. Lucille

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    My boss has agreed to me coming in at lunch tomorrow so I can stay up. Should’ve got coke :(
     
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  15. Dark Carnival

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    Tak tak!
     
  16. octophone

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    Given that chunks of Scotland turned blue at the last election, you're not alone - seriously in need of a reversal of fortunes. Maybe with Ruth Davidson being gone and the buggers being kinda rudderless without her, we might get it.
     
  17. Ag

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    Whoever does Jeremy Corbyn's social media deserves a medal. It's been a treat the last few days.

    GAY RIGHTS!
     
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    Talking of election coverage, are people still going to be watching it on the BBC, or go somewhere else?
     
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    I’m genuinely baffled the tories are a thing in Scotland.
     
  20. Ag

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    BBC always.
     
  21. Mugatu

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    Can't face tonight and the thought of those cunts getting back in again. I very happily voted Labour but the whole election cycle has been a cynical shit-flinging exercise from the Tories and their enablers and I'm glad I've spent most of it offline.

    Luckily I have a stash of motivational quotes to keep me going until 10.01pm, at which point I'll probably go to bed.

    [​IMG]
     
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  22. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    I may just stay up all night! But last time I did that was Brexit so ... :(
     
  23. dmlaw

    dmlaw Democracy doesn't work

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    Is there any possibility that we can have Broomhelga tarred and feathered?
     
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  24. Shirley

    Shirley BIG-HEARTED BUNNY

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    The Channel 4 coverage looks to be MINDBENDINGLY AWFUL
     
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    What are the latest results from Vespertine’s erection poll?
     
  26. octophone

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    I usually watch anything with Katherine Ryan in it but I'm sticking to exit-poll-then-bed. If I start watching, I'll be fucked tomorrow.
     
  27. octophone

    octophone O = 0

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    There's a joke about an exit poll in here somewhere but I can't quite find it right now.
     
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    Only because they managed to position themselves as the pro-union party after the independence referendum. They should hopefully lose 5 of their 13 seats tonight.
     
  29. Ag

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    tight marginals etc.
     
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    I have two gins in tins and we're gonna pop on a pot of coffee. It's gonna be wild.
     
  31. octophone

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    Those seats could make a lot of difference tonight. I'd like them to lose 10 or so but that would entail more tactical voting than it is reasonable to expect.
     
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    I've just cheered myself up with an immensely juvenile piece of editing. :D
     
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  33. COB

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    No! Oops. I misread the options, I thought I was voting for them having less than a hundred :( I'd change my vote to the 15-30 option if I could.
     
  34. VoR

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    You can?
     
  35. Shirley

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    You CAN!
     
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    ON MY WAY
     
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  37. Shirley

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    No Overall Majority falling back again in the betting markets
    Pound going up again
     
  38. Suedey

    Suedey The name is Rosé. Champagne Rosé.

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    Yeah I love those gin tins as well... got into them thanks to The Girl On The Train (book not movie). On the coffee now getting ready :disco:
     
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  39. COB

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    I can! :D Bear with me with these new features everyone, we've only had them for a few years after all.
     
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    Scottish independence was predicted to win, remain was expected to win, and Theresa May was predicted to get a majority. None of that shit happened so I am remaining HOPEFUL.
     
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