Discussion in 'Current Affairs & Debate' started by Indie, Aug 9, 2011.
visitor numbers down at "The World of James Herriot"
Sadly Sussex' proximity to London means the Brighton Argus is taken up by it... HOWEVER...
Brighton Gay Man's Choir signs £1m record deal
Locksmith gets trapped in loft window
However they also shut our local Tesco for fear of riots I wouldn't be too worried, I don't think they sell sportswear
Cannon stolen 30 years ago gets replaced
Beach volleyball players from Bath sell advertising space on their bottoms
Holly Hall man joyrides milkfloat at high speeds
New move for High Woods Parking Fees
Paul Burrell among artists showcasing at Bickerton Village Hall
news: Man confuses letters with poo
Poor old man
Irn Bru to CURE CANCER
Purple man attacked
Bus station doors are operating again
I love this quote from his daughter:
Lovely to know he's got family close by looking out for him
Raucous gulls rile residents
But to keep it topical, one woman's response to riled residents:
Delicatessen introduces pies for dogs
IMPORTANT INTERNATIONAL NEWS
Nothing to do with eyebrows
That mother's face is SEVERAL DIFFERENT LEVELS of "what the fuck do you think you're looking at?"
Edit: That girl is FOURTEEN? She looks older than me!
The hot topic in Bolton right now? Man gets foot stuck behind drainpipe. Fire brigade called out to rescue him. with poor grammar, errors and disjointed halves of sentences in the middle of other sentences.
I hope her husband's name is GENUINELY Gra-ham.
THAT is RIDICULOUS. HOW is this news?
The joys of the provinces
I'm sure the word BAFFLED only appears in newspapers.
BIG NEWS! Can't wait to read next weeks paper to find out all the details!!!1
Missing cat found under car bonnet
It's obviously a slow news day in Bolton.
I love the failure of my local press to spot double-meanings in headlines
Man's fury at private parts posted on facebook
Gary Flitcroft must remove "oversentimental" church bench
I was going to say that's a bit mean, but then I saw the bit about the spelling mistake. BURN IT NOW
I like the way it's been put to the VOTE. LET THE PEOPLE DECIDE.
I just went to my local newspaper website to find a new story for this thread, and discovered that Suggs is switching on the Christmas lights in the shopping centre near my work TOMORROW How exciting.
I hope you have a gun.
TOO MUCH EXCITE
Welwyn Garden City has got some X Factor REJECT
Chester itself has TV PERSONALITY MATT BAKER (who?) and a SELECTION OF CHOIRS
OH MY GOD. Brighton NEVER gets ANY ONE famous, for reasons I CANNOT understand. I mean we've Elton John and Lady Gaga in the city in the last 12 months...
I can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL However this year we have SUPERSTARS... TODD CARTY and JODIE PREGGERS. The GOOD NEWS is the AREA of DECO has been EXTENDED. I am shitting MYSELF SIDEWAYS with ANTICIPATION.