Sadly Sussex' proximity to London means the Brighton Argus is taken up by it... HOWEVER... Brighton Gay Man's Choir signs £1m record deal
However they also shut our local Tesco for fear of riots I wouldn't be too worried, I don't think they sell sportswear
That mother's face is SEVERAL DIFFERENT LEVELS of "what the fuck do you think you're looking at?" Edit: That girl is FOURTEEN? She looks older than me!
The hot topic in Bolton right now? Man gets foot stuck behind drainpipe. Fire brigade called out to rescue him. with poor grammar, errors and disjointed halves of sentences in the middle of other sentences.
I love the failure of my local press to spot double-meanings in headlines http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/9352449.Pet_cat_dumped_in_dog_waste_bin/
I just went to my local newspaper website to find a new story for this thread, and discovered that Suggs is switching on the Christmas lights in the shopping centre near my work TOMORROW How exciting.
OH MY GOD. Brighton NEVER gets ANY ONE famous, for reasons I CANNOT understand. I mean we've Elton John and Lady Gaga in the city in the last 12 months... I can EXCLUSIVELY REVEAL However this year we have SUPERSTARS... TODD CARTY and JODIE PREGGERS. The GOOD NEWS is the AREA of DECO has been EXTENDED. I am shitting MYSELF SIDEWAYS with ANTICIPATION.